I have been a wife and mother for over twenty years. Now I am becoming my husband's lover, too.
We owe it all to my fellow bloggers who gave me the courage to come out to my husband as a spanko.
I do feel like this is a New Beginning for us.

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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Someone is picking on me

I don’t how many of you remember back when my twin and I were both starting our blogs.  Nearly six years ago Eve began her site and I followed about a month later.  It was her writing that made me realize that there really was someone who understood exactly what I was feeling. We were both pretty paranoid back then, our friendship began fast in one way, but it was a while before we shared real information.  Once we did, we told it all, exchanged pictures, met in person, visited in each other’s home and took several vacations together.

You would think after 6 years of friendship she would be nice to me, wouldn’t you.  But she has been picking on me since she started blogging again back in the spring.  She claimed, beginning with this post, that I got her in trouble by recommending 50 Shades of Gray to her.  Of course, it wasn’t my fault!

Lately she has been posting amazing pictures of food on FB, both tempting and tormenting me.  I’ve gained several pounds just looking at them.  She keeps asking me why I am getting the new kitchen, when she’s the cook. She hopes to do hers sometime in the future. So Monday, I said, very sweetly in an email: 

Maybe by the time you get ready to do yours I can tell you some of the things we really love and some things we'd do different.
To which she answered:

With all due respect kitchen advice from you would be like sex advice from a nun. 

Can you believe she said such a thing!  I mean she’s acting like I never cook!  I’ll have her know I’m a great cook!  I cook as well as I clean house, mow grass, and do laundry!  I am waiting for an apology!

(*Now for all my new readers let me explain – I’m a phenomenal lover, a fantastic housekeeper, gourmet cook, I’m 30 years old and I weigh 125.)

All right, all the rest of you that have been reading here a while just keep your mouths shut and let me live the dream for a minute.  I hope you’ll all go by Nothing Random and tell Eve she need to be nicer to her little sister.


  1. I wonder, why is it that your best friends are always picking on you. Lets face it. Eva is not the only one doing it (Grace? Want to put in some wise words?). Even a nice guy like me, I have a hard time resisting the itch to pick on you.

    Well, now that I know what you look like and what your qualifications are, I will off course be much more polite.
    I might even side with you.
    How is this: Eva! be nice for your little twin-sister, or I will come over and eat all that delicious food.

  2. PK: If you are going to get picked on, it might as well be by somebody as witty as your twin. Have to admit that the line about getting advice from you on cooking is like getting sex advice from a nun pretty funny. But, hey, cooking is overrated. The important thing is that you are always ready and waiting for a spanking.


  3. PK: Forget to congratulate year on six years of blogging. I think I will ask if any of our readers has been blogging longer.


  4. PK,
    don't worry, you can always fall back on me, or perhaps over my lap!
    I always believe everything you write. LOL!
    Love and warm hugs,

  5. Oh. My. Word.



    Picking on you?

    I would never..... ever....

    not in a million years!!

    But I'm with FD...the whole kitchen nun sex thing is pretty funny if I do say so myself.

  6. "With all due respect kitchen advice from you would be like sex advice from a nun." LOL. True though. OK, I'm going, I'm going.


  7. My response to this nonsense is here.....http://evadry.blogspot.com/2012/07/whiny-crying-baby.html

  8. PK, you described me to a T. We must be twins that were separated at birth.

    The nun thing was pretty funny. :-)

  9. Anonymous10:00 AM

    Love, Love your bantering with Eva!
    Keep us laughing.

    PS.... Trying again!


  10. Love the bantering too. It reminds me of sibling rivalry behavior in six year olds. Do you two need to be spanked?

  11. How horrible that she picks on you! Shame on her! AND to say that cooking advice from you is like sex advice from a nun... undefendable!

    How's that? LOL

  12. I would like to go on record to say that most everything is PK's fault. I mean....PK is short for Pissed Kitty!

    I have to admit...I read the line "getting sex advice from a MAN!" LOL, it wasn't until I read the comments that I realized it said NUN. I think getting sex advice from man is pretty risky anyway. LOL

    Ah PK! You know I love ya! I'm wondering if you got hit on the head with something while doing the remodel. Maybe you should just sit for awhile. Too much cooking and cleaning can make a person delirous! Just ask the nuns!


  13. Bas,
    I should have told you I was young and hot long before this, I just assumed everyone knew. And my thanks for scolding Eva, no one deserves it more.

    I have to admit even I got a chuckle out of that one. It’s hard to be mad at Eva. I do know that Grace and Bonnie have been here longer and Eva has me beat by a month. But I’ve been here a while.

    Thank goodness someone believes me! There are very few people I’d let spank me except Nick, but you are one of them.

    Yep, you’re a hoot!

    Yeah, yeah, I know, true enough.

    Good, there is another one to add to the group! Hope you’ll come by often.

    Eva always has had a way with words – especially when she’s picking on me. Glad you are trying again, you’ll do it.


    Oh you did a great job! I’m going to keep you on speed dial!!

    Best comment ever, I’m glad you’re still here! I wonder which would give the best sex advice.

  14. Anonymous3:38 AM

    LOL I like the nun joke

  15. Lol. Too funny! But in all seriousness, redoing a kitchen, I am pretty sure you will have advice for her as to what you would do differently. For example, we did our entire kitchen 5 years ago, and within a few months of having it complete, we realized we wished we had gotten heated tile flooring instead of just tile. Very cold on the feet!

  16. Trazuredpet,
    I thought it was pretty good too.

    We're putting in tile, but not heated. I did mention it but Nick suggested I wear socks instead! LOL!

  17. Okay, I read the funny line as "getting sex advice from MUM"...and you know, I think that way is even funnier. :)

  18. Ana,
    LOL! In my case it would have been!

  19. :-) I would love to speak on your behalf but I am still laughing...I love how the two of you interact...good friends are great... :-)