I have been a wife and mother for over twenty years. Now I am becoming my husband's lover, too.
We owe it all to my fellow bloggers who gave me the courage to come out to my husband as a spanko.
I do feel like this is a New Beginning for us.

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Friday, December 08, 2006

My son is thinking of us

I have told you that my son knows that I blog but of course not exactly what the blog is about. I know what he is picturing - middle age ladies discussing our children, our work, menopause, things we are grateful for that begin with the different letters of the alphabet… wait, I guess that is what we blog about some of the time.

But he doesn’t have any idea about the wonderful spankings and the ultra hot sex we get to talk about too. So he is always asking me how my little blogger buddies are doing. College freshmen can be so condescending, but he is pretty funny about it too. He sent me the following picture in an email with the subject “This just screamed you name!” Is this boy making fun of us?

If you can't read the text it says "Oh no, darling, your room isn't in this wing. You will be staying on the opposite side of campus, as a matter of fact. This hall is were we keep the bloggers." The women in the cells are saying 'link me , link me'.

I think my boy has inherited his father's warped since of humor.


  1. Anonymous2:22 AM

    Elis - that boy could do with a good spanking!! Hahahahaha!! Love the cartoon and the humour is most definitely genetic!!

  2. I just love warped sense of humors! Where in the world did he find this cartoon. I bet a blogger drew it!


  3. Anonymous9:18 AM

    I'm with sky. Spank his college freshman ass. You're right about the condescending part. Our oldest came home at christmas her freshman year and told us we were the most dysfunctional family on the planet. We don't drink, do drugs, or even smoke anymore. We're still on our first marriage.... and our last... and we're dysfunctional? What was really funny though was when her youngest sister came home during her first year and was acting the same. The oldest says "I'm glad I never acted that way." Excuse me? You called us DYSFUNCTIONAL!! She sheepishly said "oh, yeah. I guess I did."

    Personally, I think it's time you tell him "your father spanks my ass and it turns us both on so the sex that follows is really hot... and my blogger buddies? Give or take 10 years they are my age and are into the exact same thing so we talk about crops, floggers, and all things spanking related."

    It just might send him screaming into the night but how funny would that be?

    The Twin

  4. Hah, that would be a good pay back. As much as the kids have 'tried' to use the shock effect over the last few years, this could be a good "Gotcha!" LOL That cartoon is too funny!

  5. Anonymous1:17 PM

    That's a great story... love the pic... we would all have such fun times together, wouldn't we?

    And you're not a bit weird... I can relate to the peanuts and the hands and feet freezing... mine do, too, but not when blogging... when getting spanked or having sex!

    Love you, PK!

  6. Eva dysfunctional???

  7. Anonymous3:43 PM

    Ha... funny that the freshman is poking fun at his computer nerd mom!

    ~Todd & Suzy

  8. Anonymous4:02 PM

    ok that is funny


  9. Very funny PK, don't worry about your son, it'll come home to roost.
    Warm hugs,

  10. Sky,
    You have hit on a very good idea!

    He has told me about this site before I will send it to you. He says its real funny.

    I remember my sister being this way as freshman. Actually she never really got over it. So far LJ hasn't been around enough to be really annoying.

    That might be some fun posts. Lets all tell tell our kid on the same day then tell each other about it!!

    Crazy house or not we would have a ball!

    If Eva is dysfunctional we all need to be locked up!

    Todd and Suzy,
    I hope I get smarter when he finishes college like my parents did when I finished.

    I really thought so too!

    I can't worry about this kid, he is having way too much fun.


  11. That is too funny! i can only imagine my kids warped humor at that age! Even my 8 year olds friends already think PS and i are completely warped!!! Actually their word is "odd". "You're odd mom!" Although when I took her to the chuch bizzare, I got called bizzare once or twice instead!


  12. big grins! My son is the same way ... always finding something to tease me about ... but boy he sure knows how to make me feel loved too! I guess it feels good to know that he probably would guess what I'm blogging about!
    Very cute post!

  13. Carye,
    If our kids think we are strange we are doing something right!

    Boys do adore their mothers! I love that! If he did know the whole truth I think he would find it very funny! But I still don't think I will be briging it up!!