I have been a wife and mother for over twenty years. Now I am becoming my husband's lover, too.
We owe it all to my fellow bloggers who gave me the courage to come out to my husband as a spanko.
I do feel like this is a New Beginning for us.

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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

With friends like this...

You all know Eva don’t you? My friend, my twin, my buddy, the one who has my back, the one I can always count on. Yeah, you know her. She and Nick were emailing last night. I have to blame both of them. Nick had no business asking her the question he asked and she certainly had no business answering it the way she did!

Nick brought up some ancient history that should have been long forgotten. Eva should have told him to forget it but instead she just made it worse – much worse. Are you all feeling sorry for me yet? You should be. Feel free to stop reading here and take a minute to go fuss at Eva … I’ll wait.

Okay, you’re back, here is the question Nick had no business asking –

“What three items did you select for PK coming up short on the weight loss challenge? (for some reason she hasn’t said a lot about this in the past month)”

Now here is where you would expect your good buddy to step up. Maybe a good answer would have been…

“Gee Nick, give her a break. She is such a wonderful person! She works so hard at the gym and hardly eats anything at all. You have already spanked her every time she has gained. And I was the one causing her to gain last week. I really think you should let her off the hook.”

Yep that’s what a good friend, a twin would have said.

But wait, okay, she knows I am a spanko. Maybe her answer might have been something like this…

“Gee Nick, I am not sure. She is such a wonderful person! She works so hard at the gym and hardly eats anything at all. You have already spanked her every time she has gained. And I was the one causing her to gain last week. But she really loves leather, how about the leather paddle, the leather scrap from Williamsburg and your belt. Remember we love her and want her to be happy.”

So did she say either of these things? HELL NO! This was her answer!

3 things....


1) your hand

2) The little backscratcher

3) The bigger backscratcher

Those backscratchers are near and dear to my heart!!!

Near and dear to her heart, her HEART! They are going to be near and not so dear to my backside and they are NOT my favorites as she well knows! Where is Grace?? She would be on my side – those things are wicked!! I can’t even get Mthc to yell at Eva for me. I think she want to be diplomatic and not take sides. I sure hope the rest of you have the guts to tell Eva exactly how disappointed you are in her.

So when is all this happening? I guess that is up to Nick. But Mollie is babysitting this morning so hold a good thought and maybe send a pillow!


  1. Now, fair is fair. Eva did the right thing. She was only thinking of your best interests!

  2. Anonymous2:34 AM

    Being new round here I wouldn't want to get myself into too much trouble, but, MAYBE, it would have been nicer if Eva had substituted one of the backscratchers for something leather?
    There's a cushion being fedexed to you right now ;-)

  3. No comment I have to live with Mthc.

    *hugs and grins*

  4. Anonymous7:07 AM

    Jessica~ Thank you!!!

    Eliane~ Nope. No leather!!!!!

    David~ You are a very smart man!!!

    Twin~ Excuse me BUT my over feeding you for a few measly days has NOTHING to do with you losing a 3 month long bet. You can NOT blame a three month loss on ME. And come to think of it, this bet was to have ended at the end of MAY!!! I didn't see you till the end of JUNE!!!

    So there... none of this is my fault!!!

    So get back to me about those backscratchers, okay?



  5. PK, I'd offer to give you a nice warm up before Nick gets at you.
    But a bet is a bet, much as I love you, I'll be cheering Nick on.
    I will send you healing and a nice cool breeze.
    Love and warm hugs,

  6. first of all..you're not supposed to enjoy this..(Well..maybe Nick is)...It's punishment not pleasure my dear...second ..about that little wager. AS FAR AS GETTING INTO THE MIDDLE OF YOU TWO..LET'S JUST SAY "I'M SMARTER THEN THE AVERAGE BEAR"...As the saying goes!

  7. Anonymous11:07 AM

    Crack me up PK :) Love the post. I am still sick and lying down- going -stir crazy! All I can say is "thank goodness for dd posts and friends". They have been my savior for a week now. You should thank Eva your wonderful twin. Real friends/sisters know exactly what their friend needs and how to deliver it. LOL
    I Gal

  8. Anonymous1:35 PM

    Yes, I need eva for a friend too. She could get me what I need. I do have some sympathy for you pk,...but also some envy. We all need friends like eva. :)

  9. Jess,
    Best interest my butt... wait, that doesn't sound quite right.

    You would think wouldn't you! Don't worry about being new. Feel free to take my side over Eva's any time.

    Cluck, Cluck, Cluck!!

    Would you quit messing up my story with unrelated facts!

    I can think of few things I would like more that a warm up from you and thanks for the cool breeze too.

    See my answer to David! LOL!

    I Gal,
    You are probably right. I know I could do without my twin but backsctatchers - geeze!

    I can't argue with you about that!

  10. Anonymous11:30 PM

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    Let me know!!!


  11. Rosie Dee1:45 PM

    Those look awful!