Stolen meme, part one

This is the meme that several of us have stolen. It's my turn today. I am doing it in two parts too.

* A note to my friends - blogger the butt would not let me comment on most of my usual favorite sites. If you posted yesterday I read it, I just couldn't tell you! Hope to have better luck today!

The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? Just for the fun of conversation I would want it to be Eva.

When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Always

In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? I think I am pretty good at both.

Do you take compliments well? Yes, I say thank you and move on. However, I rarely believe them.

Are you an active person? Nope, not at all, but I wish I was.

If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive? Probably not for very long.

Do you like to ride horses? I did as a kid but I haven’t in years.

Did you ever go to camp as a kid? No way. I was not going to spend time away from my mom.

What was your favorite game as a kid? Anything make-believe. It’s still my favorite game.

A sexy person is pursuing you, but you know that he/she is married, would you? No

Are you judgmental? Not about most things.

Do you like to pursue or be pursued? It’s been so long I can’t remember.

Use three words to describe yourself. Relaxed, content, optimistic

If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind? Pretty nasty things to choose between. I think most people would say deaf knowing how horrible it would be to lose your sight. But my grandmother and later my mother were so hard of hearing that they were so very isolated. Not many took the time to communicate with them. Losing your hearing can really plunge you into loneliness. Being able to communicate by computer would have helped this.

Are you continuing your education? In the real world yes. In education, only when they make me.

Do you know how to shoot a gun? No

How often do you read books? BB (before blogging) about 4 a month. AB one book in 6 months. Oops!

Do you think more about the past, present or future? The present and the future.

What is your favorite children's book? I’ll love you forever; I’ll like you for always.

Have you kissed any of your MySpace friends? Oh yes! I only got a myspace to be able to go into my children’s site. They are my only friends on there and I’ve kissed them both.

How tall are you? 5’3”

Where is your ideal house located? In the mountains with a sunset view.

Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties, or grannies? Get off my back about the granny panties already!!

Last person you talked to? Nick

Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? Yes, it fun.

When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? About 3 years ago.

What are your keys on your key chain for? The house, my car, Nick’s car, my room at school and my parent’s house.

Where was the furthest place you traveled today? Christmas shopping about 20 miles from home.

Where is your current pain? I’m good right now, thanks

Do you like mustard? NO

Do you prefer to sleep or eat? I depends whether I am hungry or sleepy.

Do you look like your mom or dad? My dad.

How long does it take you in the shower? Is Nick home or not? No not that! If he is home about 10 minutes, if he isn’t maybe a half hour, ‘till it starts to drip into the basement.

Can you do a split? Not in this lifetime.

What movie do you want to see right now? Charlotte’s Web.

What did you do for New Year's? Stayed home with Mollie and Nick.

Do you think "The Grudge" was scary? Absolute! Of course I didn’t see it but I definitely think it was. If not lots of people wasted their money.

What was the cause of your last accident? I can't remember for sure but I imagine it was coughing, sneezing or laughing - or trying to do all three at once! Okay the younger crowd won't get this, but sadly most of you will!

Next to last folks -- Y Day!

I can say that Y is easier than X and I am trying not to think ahead to Z. This is what I came up with for this week.

Yellow – Come on, it’s such a happy color. You just got to smile when you see it.

Yard – Our back yard is pretty nice. Pretty big, surrounded by trees, we have just redone the pool. It really nicer out there than in the house.

Y-axis – I mentioned the X-axis last week, I thought that this was only fair.

Yesterday – I like the way I am now better than the way I used to be. But I know that all my yesterdays got me to where I am today and I am grateful for them.

Year – This has been the best year of my life. I am so looking forward to what is to come.

Y-chromosome – I’m glad for Nick’s!

Yelp – I am grateful for things that make me yelp!

Youth – I don’t have as much as I used to, but I have enough for now.

Yahoo – One of my windows to the world. The way I communicate with many of my friends.

Yogurt – I like it and it is good for you! Yeah, I don’t want to hear it Eva, go eat a brussels sprout!

You – I am grateful for every one of you.

Yankee – While my grandmother, who was born in 1880, spins in here grave, I will admit that I am most grateful for the friendship of one particular Yankee!

Yuletide – A Merry Christmas to you all!

You gotta read these...

I rarely promote other blogs. I guess I think that if someone found my blog they already know about all the others. I keep telling myself that I do not have time to read more blogs – enough already! The ones I read, I want to read daily and when someone post something that I really like I want to comment! All this takes time and I want to write some too. But these three blogs that I want to tell you about are too good for anyone to miss!

Reesa Roberts. Now Reesa is a fantastic writer I can’t tell which is better her real life accounts about her and her husband or the wonderful fiction she shares with us one day at a time that brings me eagerly to see what is going to happen next! Although she has not been blogging long she had been writing for a while and on her site you can find where to go to get all her wonderful stories. She is a most skilled writer. If you haven’t been reading up to now, jump in quick and go back and real it all. This blog is well worth the time!

His to Spank, His to Love is the story of Dave and Cindy. They are just wonderful! Although they have the challenge of a long distance relationship it doesn’t take much reading to know how very much they mean to each other and how well they do spend their time together whenever they can. Not only are their posts and pictures fantastic their comments on other blogs are thoughtful and insightful! This blog is also new enough to go back and read everything! One word of warning – if your spanker reads blogs also considered yourself warned, Dave has a great many ideas!! Some you many not want shared with the spanker in your life! LOL

Spanky loves Kallisto is the blog of two delightful people who have been happily married for many years. They are now sharing their spanking lifestyle with the rest of us out here in blogland. I love reading them because they seem a lot like Nick and I. To the outer world a nice, ordinary middle aged couple who in real life are avid spanko with a fantastic sex life. They may have been spanking for a while but again the blog is fairly new. It is just great! The love they have for each other just makes me happy as I see what a long term spanking relationship can do for a couple.

Now of course as we approach Christmas days are getting busier and busier so not many of us will be able to post something new each day. This gives me some time to catch up on my reading. Should you have any extra reading time these three blogs that are truly worth the read!

Another great Thursday!

I have a dilemma. Mollie is letting her grades slip. She can do much better and we probably should ground her. But I really like it when she goes to a friend’s house for a while! Okay, I’m a crummy mother but we really had a good time while she was off visiting last night.

I went to the gym like a good girl. When I got home Nick was on the computer. I settled in and got to talk to Eva for a bit as she drove home in yucky, icy weather. I told her that I was getting ready to throw the cat and the computer off Nick and take their place. After hearing that Nick soon closed the computer and asked me what I had in mind. Now I have lots of things on my mind these days. But for Nick, work has been horrible lately and I know he is exhausted, probably physically, but I know mentally, so I really don’t want to push. I told him that I was taking him to the bedroom for a severe cuddle! And that that was all that was required!

It was cold so I jumped into bed with my clothes on. Nick took more time and when he crawled under the covers his first order was “Get those sweats off!” It didn’t take much severe cuddling to really warm things up! After a while longer Nick decided that some spot warming was in order. Not wanting to dig the toy box from under the bed he looked for what was handy. The handiest was his belt, one of my favorites!

I can’t call this one a warm up! There wasn’t much of a warm up at all. It was good! But wow! It was hard! For a former vanilla he was great at going for just as long as I could take it and then stopping to rub for a while. Tiggr lets just say that you are not the only stripped one today!

Now I have to say that what followed was some of the best loving I have ever had! This would have been good for an anniversary weekend and this was just a Thursday night after we had both worked all day! Nick said it was very erotic to see me get all squirmy. Boy if he thought watching was erotic you can imagine how I felt!! I do like the direction this cuddling took.

I am starting to really like these Thursday evenings. I now have one more reason for wanting Mollie to keep here grades up! I do not want this kid grounded!!

My son is thinking of us

I have told you that my son knows that I blog but of course not exactly what the blog is about. I know what he is picturing - middle age ladies discussing our children, our work, menopause, things we are grateful for that begin with the different letters of the alphabet… wait, I guess that is what we blog about some of the time.

But he doesn’t have any idea about the wonderful spankings and the ultra hot sex we get to talk about too. So he is always asking me how my little blogger buddies are doing. College freshmen can be so condescending, but he is pretty funny about it too. He sent me the following picture in an email with the subject “This just screamed you name!” Is this boy making fun of us?

If you can't read the text it says "Oh no, darling, your room isn't in this wing. You will be staying on the opposite side of campus, as a matter of fact. This hall is were we keep the bloggers." The women in the cells are saying 'link me , link me'.

I think my boy has inherited his father's warped since of humor.

Six Unusual Things

Sky tagged me to write six unusual things about myself. This has taken some thought. As Sky pointed out what may seem unusual to some seems perfectly ordinary to others. So I will just go with some that other people tell me are unusual and some that I think are unusual.

1. I really like peanuts, but hate peanut butter. I do not want nuts in my cake or candy! Why would anyone want to ruin the moist texture of cake with little hard rock-like pieces??

2. My first memory of mind blogging happened near my 4^th birthday. Okay I didn’t have a name for it but that was what it was. I have never stopped. I created a whole other life full of richly detailed characters. I haven’t actually ‘gone over’ since I started this blog but occasionally the character burst into my mind to let me know they are still round.

3. I received a Bible at church for reciting all the books of the Bible when I was four.

4. I nearly failed the 6^th grade. I did not like the teacher so I did nothing. I would occasionally do my work but when she asked for it I usually didn’t feel like looking for it so I just didn’t turn it in. Now that I have taught 6^th grade for 20 years I often feel like I am in one of those movies where someone has to keep repeating the same day until they get it right!

5. I kept my hair in a perm for the last 27 years. I just stopped when I started blogging. It has something to do with wanting the changes in me to be noticeably.

6. When I sit and blog my hands and feet freeze. I think I could blog naked if I just had good socks and gloves! Of course that might give Nick other ideas!!
   

one word meme

I thought this one really looked interesting. I mean we are not bloggers because we are short on words. I had to think on the best word. Here goes,

Describe ...

1. Yourself: content

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse): mine

3. Your hair: short

4. Your mother: gone

5. Your father: gone

6. Your favorite item: computer

7. Your dream last night: forgotten

8. Your favorite drink: SD

9. Your dream car: overpriced

10. The room you are in: paneled

11. Your ex: non-existent

12. Your fear: loss

13. What you want to be in 10 years? happy

14. Who you hung out with last night? Family

15. What you're not? Skinny

16. Muffins: Blueberry

17. One of your wish list items: maid

18. Time: passing

19. The last thing you did: typed

20. What you are wearing: sweats

21. Your favorite weather: stormy

22. Your favorite book: Remnant

23. The last thing you ate: chips

24. Your life: sweet

25. Your mood: relaxed

26. Your best friend: Nick

27. What are you thinking about right now? buddies

28. Your car: van

29. What are you doing at the moment? thinking

30. Your summer: freedom

31. Your relationship status: married

32. What is on your TV? Drivel

33. What is the weather like? cold

34. When is the last time you laughed? today

Finally - X

When I jumped in to this wonderful idea that CeeCi began, I knew that this day would come. It’s here “X Day”. Now I wanted to really try this one. Things I am grateful for that begin with X… Hummm… At first all I could come up with was xylophone but to be perfectly honest, while I am sure that the xylophone is a fine instrument, I am really not grateful for it. So here is my shot at it!

Xander- This is my son’s cat. And yes that is how you spell it. LJ was a big Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan and I believe he got the name came from that show.

X-rays – Very helpful invention. While it can’t exactly look into you soul it can give you a clear picture of injured bones and other potential problems throughout our bodies.

Xerses defeat – The Greeks beat this guy there by saving western culture. That’s kinda nice.

X-axis – As a math teacher, knowing about this does come in handy.

X-files – Now while I am a big TV fan I never watched the X-files but my sister is the biggest fan of the show ever. I have to be grateful for anything that gives her that much pleasure, even if I think she is a nut about it.

X-chromosome – I am very grateful that I have two. I couldn’t deal with a Y myself. I am also grateful for the half of the population that can personally deal with a Y-chromosome. I guess it takes all kinds.

Xanthippe – This was the nagging wife of Socrates. In other words she was a brat! One of our own!

Xerox – Now this one really makes my job easier! Although many times I have felt that the copier’s sole purpose was to teach me how to cuss!

Xmas – This one used to make me so mad until my dad explained that X was the Greek symbol for Christ. I still prefer to see Christmas written out because I don’t think everyone’s father explained this to them and I don’t want people appearing to X Christ out of Christmas. But as long as everyone understands…

Spicing things up

I listen to people out here. Really I do, so after reading Tiggr and Theresa and a few other places I just decided that I would get some ginger root when I was at the store. Mollie was with me but what does she know about cooking, except that I don’t do it? She asked me what in the world it was and I just told her it was a spice. I wrapped it up and stuck it in the fridge.

I hadn’t given it any more thought than that. I didn't know if I was going to try it, I didn’t know if I was going to tell Nick I had gotten it. It was just there, wrapped up and tucked in the back of the crisper drawer, and then forgotten.

Last night I was sitting quietly blogging away Nick and Mollie in the kitchen when Mollie shouts to me, “Mom your ginger root is still in here what are you planning to do with it?” 

Well to me it sounded like “Mom you left your dildo on the counter in here, do you want it.” Now if you have been reading here you know I am pretty good at thinking on my feet fending off Mollie’s questions. But my mind was totally numb. I knew I was blushing, I could feel it, but I was trying not to burst out laughing!

Unfortunately trying unsuccessfully to hold it back caused it to burst out more like a sob and Mollie ran in to see why I was crying. Of course I was laughing so hard that tears were running down my face. She wanted to know what could possible be so funny. I couldn’t come up with a thing. I just kept laughing and shook my head at her, which of course made her mad.

I really need to remember what Bonnie tried to say in one of her posts. A belt or hair brush on the couch is not a dead give away to the average vanilla person. I am sure some people cook with ginger. But I’m not some people! Would anyone out there be interested in a teenage? We could work out some kinda time share maybe. Think about it and let me know.

CeeCi's meme

CeeCi tagged me and I have had fun do this one! Thinking of how you want to answer takes time! But it's good for you. Everyone should do it!

What are you proud of?

I am proud of my children. They are extremely different people in personalities and ambitions. But both are respectful, polite, decent people. Neither has ever given us any real problems.

What time do you wake up in the morning?

When I am working I get up at 5:45. I used to sleep until 6:00 but I like to read some blogs in the morning. When I am not working I am usual up by 8:00.

If there was one person from the past that you could go back and talk to who would it be?

Like many of the others I want another afternoon with my mother. We were so close. Really since the moment I was born I wanted to be with my mom. I never went through a phase where we were fighting or arguing, I just liked her. My sister had once mentioned, when she first began college, that the saddest sight in the world was an empty mailbox. Our mom sent her a letter every day for the next four years – every day. She did the same thing when I went to college. She was a very special lady and I will miss her until I see her again.

Name 5 things in your freezer at the moment.

You guys do remember that I don’t cook, right?

1. Ice cream
2. Hot pockets
3. pizza
4. yeast rolls
5. ice trays, the ice maker is broken

Do you believe in afterlife?

Yes and I believe in reincarnation. But we have only been here as people and we will only come back as people. And quite often with the people we love the most.

What are 5 sites you visit daily?

Every day the following:

Eva Cassie Sky Suzq

Theresa Bonnie Bethie Kay and Jack

Tiggr Grace Reesa Lily

Patty Snow Padme Katie

CeeCi Sar Maggie Todd and Suzy

Okay 20 is a multiple of five, give me a break! There are more I get to as often as I can!

Five things you ate that you will never eat again.

Mutton

Peanut butter (I hate it)

Tofu

Buttermilk (does drink count?)

95% of any vegetables I have ever eaten.

Five things that make you sad (edit) happy.

Sad:

My son being away

The constant fear of war on the planet

Wasted time

My friends being sad

Not being allowed to spend my time at school actually teaching

Happy:

1. The sound of my son’s car pulling into the driveway.

2. The special rings on my cell phone that mean that Nick, or my son or my daughter is calling.

3. Getting comments or emails from my blogger friends.

4. The last day of school. Grace, that’s when I do the happy teacher dance!

5. Snowy afternoons with a good old movie on TV, plenty of junk food in the house and no where I need to be.

Anytime

Yes it was a spanko/sex bloggers dream afternoon. Mollie had a babysitting job Thursday afternoon and I had driven her to it. Then being the good girl that I am I went to the gym to mind blog, I mean work out! Nick had beaten me home and he was on the computer when I came in. We hadn’t talked long when Nick asked me if I would mind washing his back. Now I’m not going to turn down an offer like that! We hadn’t taken a shower together in a long time and it was fun! Using my vanilla scented soap we left no parts ignored! While in the shower Nick asked me what time it was. I assumed he was wondering when Mollie would be home. I told him I was around 5:00 ( it was just delicious to be in the shower with my lover at 5 PM on a Thursday!) Nick said it wasn’t 5 it was ‘anytime’. What? He said I needed to go back and read some of my blog. He said “You said that you wanted a spanking anytime, well it’s anytime!” Hot dog!!

When the shower was over Nick placed two pillows on the bed and I happily settled across them as he got into the toy box. The best I can remember he had out the leather paddle, the flogger. It had been a long time! I was ready for this and I loved it. He kept switching implements. He was going all out with the toys and after a while he brought out the plug (Theresa, mine is blue) that was sending me into a great head space. He kept on with the leather paddle and gave me the vibrator to play with. Now we are talking some serious sensations here!

Between the spanking, the plug and the vibrator I soon came several time. They were hard and wonderful and very welcomed!! He started rubbing my butt and everywhere else. Oh, it felt so good! He took me from behind and it was fantastic! By the time we were through we were in a tangle of arms, legs, toys, electrical cords, pillows and sheets. I wasn’t sure we could untangle and I wasn’t sure I wanted to. Should anyone want to take a survey I want to say this is a superb way to spend a Thursday afternoon. For those of you with children older than mine, did you benefit this much when you children babysat and should we, as Nick suggested, pay part of the babysitting fee?

It's all your fault!

Honest I am trying to keep up! I have 50 more facts to go, I want to do CeeCi meme, I have some ideas in the works I want to blog about, I have a few fiction stories circling around in my head and best of all I had a surprise Thursday afternoon that was the stuff of a spanko/sex blogger’s dreams!! So where are the posts? I haven’t written them! Why not? Hence the title – it’s all your fault! I sit down to write but first I just want to check on a few of my peeps and before I know it it’s after midnight and I have nothing to show for it except a head full of wonderful reading. I do see now why Paul doesn’t write his own blog.

(Now Paul while I am thinking of this again, should you want to give a lovely Christmas gift to all your loyal fans, how about a story? I have no doubt you are great at fiction but what I long for are Paul and Mel stories. Many have hinted over the months about your honeymoon story but I want to read the whole thing! If it is out here some where direct me if not would you write it for us? But then again I would like to hear anything. I do not feel you would have to look hard for a place to post as a guest writer. Anyway, please think about it!!)

I foresee the coming week of the holiday as busy for us all. I know I will do my daily reading but the writing, boy that’s getting tougher. I think I understand our lurkers better!

More ...

I am not sure why anyone is still reading but I thought I would continue now but wait a while on the last 50/100! LOL So hopefully I can come up with sometime more interesting for you in the days to come. This is 26 -50 but blogger doesn't think that I know what I am talking about so that's why the numbers are wrong. Eva will probably laugh at me then tell me how to fix it. Okay here goes-

1. I am tired of driving a mom-mobile.

2. I had my tonsils out when I was 6.

3. When I force myself to go to the gym I spend my time mindblogging.

4. Mollie’s cat tends to sit on my left arm whenever I try to type.

5. Twenty-two years ago I went to a Halloween party dressed as a little old school teacher. It frightens me how much I look like the pictures taken at that party.

6. The thing most likely to make me cry is a sentimental commercial when I am not expecting it.

7. I just realized that there are not 100 even remotely interesting facts about me.

8. I had three car accidents in 3 months before I turned 17. Each time I hit something that was still at the time. When I called dad the third time he said “Girl, you got to stop doing this.”

9. Nick and I chose Jim Croce’s “Time in a Bottle” to be sung at our wedding. My mom wanted to know if it was a drinking song.

10. I wish Nick was more in to the idea of discipline than I ever think he will be.

11. I am more anal erotic than I care to admit to myself.

12. I am more likely to cry at a book than a movie.

13. During my planning at school I usually watch Dr. Phil. (Everyone has a TV in their room.)

14. I fear rejection. Even out here. I keep thinking I’m going to screw up and get thrown out of the club.

15. From the day I was born until about 5 months age if I was awake, the TV was on. Always! I still watch too much but now when I am blogging I often just listen to my ipod.

16. When I was little if mom said I was going to get a spanking because I was acting up and then I started behaving she would forget the spanking.

17. If dad said he was going to spank me you could take it to the bank. Although I only remember one or two times he spanked me and he was never harsh.

18. I believe in reincarnation.

19. When I am in a car I want to be asleep, even if I am driving.

20. I sing extremely well when I am in the car alone, not so well if others are around.

21. I’m the baby of the family.

22. As a kid I sometimes wanted to get my sister in trouble. I would scratch myself badly and claim that she did it. When she protested that she had been no where near me they would look at my cute, tearful, little face and say “I suppose she scratched herself?”

23. I got all my brattiness out of my system before I married, I need some back.

24. My sister still loves me.

25. I have 3 nieces, 4 nephews and one great-niece and one great-nephew.

100 Fact Meme

I know several of my friends have done this so I wanted to try it too. I learned from Snow that if you are smart you break it up into 4 separate posts. Here is the beginning.

1-25

1. To start at the beginning I was born in an elevator at the hospital.

2. I worked for a veterinarian for 8 years.

3. My elementary school was at one end of the street. My high school was at the other end of the street. We lived in between.

4. My role growing up was the peace maker.

5. I have never fought with my husband, not once, at least not out loud.

6. I was a skinny, skinny kid. I got over it.

7. The movie ‘Cat Ballou’ was my favorites as a kid. I saw it in the theater at least 8 times.

8. One of my grandmothers thought I was perfect, the other rarely thought of me at all.

9. I stole an eraser from a store when I was 9 and it still bothers me.

10. After I became an adult my mom was one of my very best friends.

11. My best friends in high school were a married couple.

12. I smoked pot three time once at 18, and twice in my mid-twenties.

13. I have been to 4 other countries on 3 continents.

14. I have been a member of the same church for my entire life.

15. I got my first child, my cat Josette, the day I began college.

16. Nick is the only man I have ever had sex with.

17. I am very happy about #16.

18. Two years before I met Nick I made the decision that I was going to sleep with a former boyfriend, basically just to get rid of my virginity. God told me most directly in a dream that this was a bad idea. I listened.

19. When I was in college to become a teacher I spent my time while studying running my hand through my hair. Nick could always tell how long I had been studying by how much my hair was standing up.

20. I would rather drink my favorite soft drink than eat.

21. I used to take horse back ridding lesson.

22. I have 2 cats and a great big dog.

23. I hate mustard, Nick hates mayonnaise I don’t think the marriage can survive this.

24. Junk food rules!

25. I’m short.

Wanting Grace

This is a very special graditude Tuesday for me. I couldn’t get Grace off my mind for several days lately. I am most grateful that she is recovering. I hope this gives her a little smile.

I want Grace! I have waited for weeks. I want this warm, wise, wonderful woman well and willing to write her wit in words again. While I haven’t met her, the vision of her winsome smile welcomes us each time we wander over. I want the Wildchild and her willing brother to wear worry-free faces. I want her well enough to wage war with the wily wash and I want their wages to be enough to wipe away wealth worry woes.

This wonderful woman gives us a window into the wonders of her world. She tells us about Bossman and we all go woohoo! I want her well enough to waggle her rear at Bossman until he whacks and wallops it just before he makes her writhe with desire from his warm touch.

So all together now:

Who do we want, Grace!

What do we want, Graces well!

When do we want it, Now!

Where do we want it, Here!

Why do we want it, We love her!

Can you hear me now?

Saturday Nick indicated that women are confusing and hard to understand. I don’t see the problem. If he has listened to what I have told him and if he reads my site what more is there to know. But in order to be clear and to communicate as I have been told to do here is an up date. Nick feel free to make this your home page, print it out to carry in your wallet, tape it to the visor of your car, tattoo it on my butt, tape it to your mirror or paint it on the bedroom wall.

1. I always want you to spank me.

Anytime, anywhere, with anything. (Knowing what you would be comfortable with, I feel safe saying this). When I am in a happy, good mood, I want you to spank me. When I am ill and bitchy and feel like slamming doors, I want you to spank me. When I am sleepy and comfortable and curled up somewhere, I want you to spank me. And when I am withdrawn, and quiet, and needy, and teary, and sad, I want you to spank me. No I don’t expect life to be one long spank-a-thon (not that I would mind that!). What I mean is that anytime you think I need a spanking, anytime you are in the mood to give a spanking, or anytime you are willing to indulge me in my favorite pastime please don’t stop to wonder if I am in the mood or willing. I will tell you right now – the answer is always yes! Should I ever say no, ignore me, the answer is yes. What could possibly be confusing about that??

2. I want to explore many ways of making love.

Lately it seems that you do everything you can do for me. You indulge my every whim and fantasy. I usually feel completely decadent and spoiled. Should I ever forget to reciprocate remind me! I am willing to try anything you want, especially after a hard spanking. But sex does not have to follow a spanking right away. We might not have time, we might both be spent. I often feel like we are making love if you are just holding and stroking me. I love it when you talk dirty to me (for a spanko that would be threats of future spanking and what you might use and how hard, etc.). I love it when you hold me and let me play with the vibrator. I love it when you take me hard and fast and just for your own pleasure and I love it when we take hours playing back and forth. I want to explore.

3. I want you to touch me.

I went decades trying to avoid touch. I want those decades back. I love it when you touch me in public. When you take my hand, put your arm around me, pat my leg or even pop my butt in public it says to me not only that you love me but also that you don’t care who knows it! It makes me feel fantastic! I love it when you hug me in the kitchen, or kiss me in the living room (yes, I know we do it sometimes just to torment Mollie, but I love it!). I love curling up with you when I crawl in bed and you reach over to rub my butt. It may seem like a little thing, but it isn’t. Please touch me.

Okay, here it is. I have communicated. Three little things. You don’t have to read my mind. It’s all right here, three simple statements. I don’t mean to speak for the other women out here. Girls make your own simple statements, thoughts, and desires, whatever and make sure you guy sees them. Well Nick did this help??

Family

I am doing much better to day. For one thing I am a redhead again. That always helps. Okay, I’m not red like some of you guys. I never used to mess with my hair color. What God gave me was good enough. However, since God has now decided to change that color I assumed all bet are off. While He seems to prefer the gray and white shades, I’m going with the reddish brown. Eventually I will let Him have his way but I am just not quite ready.

I want to tell you a bit about our Thanksgiving and the family we celebrate with. Nick’s parents and brothers and sisters are fantastic. His mother is an unbelievable cook. He gave the Thanksgiving menu in his comment yesterday. I think the only thing he left out were the delicious backed apples. The strange thing is this is a typical Sunday lunch. His mom never knows how many will be there. All of her kids live here in town. Now before you state humming the theme to Deliverance, they are all college educated professionals. Usually she has somewhere between 12 to 24 for Sunday lunch. We always have 2 meats, 6-7 veggies, fruit in season, 2 types of bread (home made) and at least 2 deserts. Did I mention she also goes to Sunday school and church each week and we always eat before 1:00? When she is not cooking, she and my father-in-law work two gardens, she does tons of canning giving lots of it away to all of us. She also makes quilts. Nick and one brother were up last week where their dad joined them in cutting fire wood since the wood stove is their primary source of heat. But what really blows my mind is that this dear lady who probably doesn’t weight a hundred pounds is 82 years old and her wood chopping husband is 85. Maybe that is why Nick is so special; he does come from good stock!

Not a good day

This is one of those pieces that I don’t know if I’ll post or not but I have to write it for myself. I feel like I am blind siding Nick, who has no idea what goes on inside my head. I finally decided to post it because its only fair that he does know what I think. I have not had a good day. Friday was my day to weigh. It had not been a good week so I wasn’t surprised to see that I had gone up instead of down. I wondered about what Nick would do or say, but what I got was – nothing -- he never even asked if I had weighted or what it was. Nothing. I was pissed; I was hurt; I was sad. Of course I never told Nick I was upset. I don’t do that, I just withdraw a bit and have little to say.

We took care of some chores and later around lunch time I had been on the computer a bit then took a quick nap and woke up still mad at Nick. It was time to have it out and tell him what I was feeling. I’ve said before that Nick and I never fight. Well maybe that is not exactly true. We often fight, we have for years, the only problem is that the entire thing takes place in my head. He never knows a thing. And the worse thing about this, the absolute worse is – he always wins. He is not even in the actual argument and he still wins! I know how he thinks and his logical and reasonable responses spring to my mind without effort.

I knew I could have the fight easier if I just left. Nick was working outside and I just said I was going off for a while. He didn’t ask where I was going and that made me even madder. I went to the gym; it was as good a place for a fight as any. It would have started something like this.

Why are you so quiet this morning?

I’m pissed! I weight this morning and you never even asked. You don’t care. I’ve told you I want a DD marriage. You don’t care. I know you don’t really want this but you did agree to help at least with the weight thing. But every time I don’t lose you make up some excuse for me. Hell, I can make excuses! I need someone that will say “Thanksgiving, Christmas, Halloween doesn’t matter, you have a goal and you didn’t make it and I’m going to whip your butt.”

Slow down, you know that I do care. If you wanted me to know what you weighted why didn’t you just come in and tell me?

Bite me.

I just want you to show me you care. Yes I feel like crap being mad at you. I know how much better things are now; better than they have ever been before. Erotic spankings are so wonderful; I love what this has done for us. I don’t know why I am pushing for more but I am. When the kids left today and you were working on the yard and I was doing nothing but napping and working on the computer why didn’t you let me have it, pull me off my lazy butt, spank my ass and tell me to come help or do something!! Then when I left you didn’t even ask me where I was going. So I’m mad!

Let me get this straight. You are mad at me because I didn’t ask what you weighed, when you could have just told me. You are also mad because I went out and did yard work and let you nap and play on the computer. You are a grown woman and knew exactly what you planned to do around the house and when you planned to do it. And you are mad because I trust that you had a reason for going out and that you would be home soon.

Yeah, you’re right, never mind, you didn’t take me to raise. I am perfectly capable of making all the decisions in my life myself, I always have. I get it, I understand, forget it, pass the donuts.

You see, even when he is not there he makes more sense than I do. By the time I got home I wasn’t mad at Nick anymore but I was pretty mad at myself. I curled up with him on the couch just because I needed comfort. He was so sweet, he always is. Why do I get like this?? Why can't I just talk to him. Why can’t I leave well enough alone? Why do I keep pushing DD if he doesn’t want it?

Thanks guys!

Happy day before Thanksgiving/ Thanksgiving Day! Good time of year for thinking about what we are thankful for. When it comes to blogging, one huge joy is having a place where I can express myself on any topic. I am especially happy have to have a place to discuss spanking, a formerly taboo subject. Totally unbelievable!! But the best, the very best thing are the friends that leave comments.

I am grateful for anyone that reads what I write; I am always surprised when I see how many people actually stop by each day. I love those of you who don't yet feel comfortable leaving a comment, I love those of you who have just started leaving comments recently; Shy, Sugarpie, Snow, Debbie, Reesa and several other. I know that there are more out there and I look forward to getting to know many of you better. Thank you for letting me know what you think.

But my special thanks goes to my friends that comment, or try to when blogger allows, every day. When I see your names on your comments daily I really feel surrounded by friends. I feel comfortable, safe and like someone understands me. Making friend (although in a fairly unusual setting) in your forties is somewhat tough. Making friends that I feel this close to, that I can discuss spanking, sex, kids, jobs, and fantasies with is incredible wonderful! I never expected this in my life and I find joy in it every day. I am talking about the following people; Tiggr, CeeCi, Suzq, Lily, Bonnie, Todd and Suzy, Anne Elizabeth, Maggie, Theresa, Cassie, Grace, Sky, Paul and last, but hardly least, my twin, my buddy Eva. I love all you guys! I still look forward to our future PJ party. I can only imagine Todd and Paul will really enjoy themselves! Thanks for always being there and HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

The Stress of Thanksgiving

I know everyone is busy this week and probably won’t have much time to read but I just want everyone to know I feel your pain. I have today off and as I rolled out of bed after sleeping late I was hit with what to do first! Eat breakfast or blog or read the paper? Well I finally got them all done; I really needed a nap. Thank goodness I got all my Thanksgiving shopping done yesterday. I got the paper plates and the little plastic cups for punch for our meal tomorrow! Whew, glad to have that done!!

Now you know that getting ready for the meal isn’t the only stress involved with Thanksgiving, it’s the travel too. We will be traveling to my in-laws tomorrow. It’s a twenty minute drive and that barely give me enough time for a decent nap as Nick drives us there. Please don’t feel sorry for me, I’ll manage. But then you actually have the family to deal with. Okay, I can’t complain here, Nick’s family is a true treasure.

The rest of the weekend is not quite as hectic. The only thing I have to do Friday is to remind Nick he has an appointment for a hair cut at 11:45. I assured him that if I was up by then I would certainly mention it to him. I do hope you guys aren’t as overworked and stressed as I this weekend. Of course after Nick reads this there might be one or two things added to my list of things to accomplish. With a bit of luck I will need to do them all standing up!! A Great Thanksgiving to All!!

A Very Happy V Day!

Thanksgiving week makes me think of all the things I am so grateful for. I will stick with V's this week to focus me otherwise I am so grateful for the joy I feel these days I just wouldn't know where to start or stop!

Vega – My very first car; the car that rusted on the showroom floor.

Vaccine – The joy of the freedom from polio, measles, whooping cough, Hepatitis B, small pox, mumps, diphtheria, and so many other horrible, sometimes deadly, viruses.

Velcro- A handy little invention.

Vagina – A very important girl part. This makes us so very special.

Validate – My husband, my new friends and being able to blog have validated my feeling about spanking and how good I always knew it would be.

Valedictorian – Trust me they make the very best lovers!!

Voice – To talk, to communicate, to connect, to explain, to question, to sing, to shout, to argue, to open up, to teach, to comfort, to love…

Visit – That what I feel like we do everyday out here. I really enjoy it.

Virgin – The word had lost its importance for me until by daughter became a teenager. Now it has suddenly become a very important word again.

Veterinary – I loved the one I worked for. He was so good with the animals, such an ass to those of us who worked for him, a nasty temper with most humans, and finally a completely loyal and generous friend.

Vanilla – I love this scent. It is my favorite bath gel.

With friends like this...

Interesting day, Saturday. I had gotten a call from Nick, who was at work, he told me he had read my “whiny post” about the shopping trip and we would talk more later. I didn’t think the post was whiny. I did say that it had been a very long time since I had had a good spanking, but that wasn’t whining it was just a statement of fact! I wasn’t much worried since Mollie was home. My afternoon plans were to watch the Ohio-Michigan game in honor of Eva and play on the computer a bit. Nick was home from work and had gone out for a while and Mollie was home. But Mollie went to a friends and Nick got back. He got on his computer to check out what our friends are up to. (I am beginning to thing he reads way too much!)

I wasn’t sure what he was chuckling about as he closed the computer and led me back to the bedroom. He had me open the toy box and said that since I thought it had been so long he would just spank until I said it was enough. For me that meant when Mollie got home or whenever Thanksgiving dinner was ready which ever came first. This was starting off great!

There was a nice little warm up with clothes on but he got down to the bare pretty quickly. I was nestled in with my head in a pillow when I hear him say “Now pay attention”. What did he think I was doing, making lesson plans? He had my full attention. ‘Pay attention’- so I tried to keep track of what he was using and how many time he change items. I even tried to keep count but somewhere in there I lost track. He finally takes a break and asks me “Okay what was the pattern?” I hadn’t detected any pattern. I told him that I thought he had covered the whole area pretty well I thought but I didn’t really feel a pattern. He said no he meant the math pattern. The WHAT! I am getting the best spanking I have had in over a month and he wants me to answer a friggin’ MATH PROBLEM! I wondered who in the hell gave him that idea?!!

That’s when I realized that I was getting my first simi-public spanking because I could hear her as well as some other background noise! I swear Eva was in the hall peeping in and laughing her ass off! So Nick finally shares with me what the pattern is (who gives a crap!) then asks how many spanks that made. By this time I am laughing so hard I can hardly catch my breath, Nick is still swatting my ass saying “Quick, come on you can get it its easy, don’t try to add just multiply.” ADD, MULTIPLY! It suddenly dawn on me that he must be spanking the wrong damn blogger if he wants the answer to a stupid math problem! Finally, trying to think through my laughter and Eva’s howling in the hallway, I manage to shout out the right answer only to get several minutes of serious swats for being disrespectable and laughing during a spanking!

He keeps going and I am getting my giggles under control. This is turning into a real nice spanking. Now about calling a halt to a spanking, this is always a tough choice. I haven’t had one yet that I really wanted to end. A break maybe, but he has never stopped yet that I didn’t want him to really keep going. But I was pretty well on fire and more than ready to move on to the next part of the afternoon festivities. So I told him I was good and that was plenty. He asked if I was sure and I said yes. His answer to that was “Okay, now we can start on Tiggr’s, she thought you should get a few more.” That’s when I was able to identify the other noise from the hall Tiggr was bouncing off the walls giggling right alone with Eva. Boy I’m glad the two of them were having so much fun! So I got the last 10 hard ones with the great big, mean, wooden paddle that Nick made because TIGGR thought I needed them! So the only good things I have to say about the girls today is that they did have the decency to leave when the spanking was over. I mean some things do not require an audience! But I could hear then giggling and bouncing all the way out the door.

I have to tell you that this was not the spanking of my fantasies. Okay maybe in some fantasies a bratty friend caused an extra spanking. But never, never in one fantasy from my teens until today have I ever fantasies that I got my butt beat until I answered a math problem correctly!! This has got to stop! If we ever do meet up with Adam and Eva I’ll leave Eva and Nick to their Venn Diagrams and logarithms. Adam and I will go off and find a good chick flick to watch! As for Tiggr I will have to give this one more thought. But as I’ve had to tell you before friend, watch you back!

SPEW WARNING! (Sorry, should that have been at the top?)

What a Day!

I have to tell you all about the shopping trip. I’m telling you right now I know the world must be full of spankos! I have never in my life seen so many spanking toys and erotic items in stores in my life! I am not talking sex shops; I went to Linen and Things, PetSmart, Target, Kohl’s, Wal-Mart! I don’t know maybe it was just me. I’ve always heard that you shouldn’t go to the grocery store when you are hungry. Well I know now to never go shopping when it’s been a long, looooong time since my last long, hard spanking.

First, at the pet store, I couldn’t take my eyes off the leather collars. No, I am not planning to wear one! That is not my thing. But there are other uses for this beautiful, reasonable soft, leather strap, I mean collar. As I moved on to Linen and Things the first thing I saw as I walked in the door was a display taller than me with maybe 50 of the little standing vibrators that CeeCi likes so much. I blushed at this blatant display and moved on. I couldn’t escape! Sexy items were everywhere and I hadn’t even gotten to the house wears section yet. A pillow laying in the middle of the bed at one display, why the middle I’m thinking. Even the bathroom scales caused butterflies since a weight gain could cause me be over that pillow in the middle of a bed!

Over in the house wears, well you can just imagine! Spatulas, wooden spoons, cutting boards all out in full view of any child that might walk by. Through the course of the day I saw belts, hair brushes, slippers, dowel rods (okay, I don’t want one, but I saw them), and ping pong paddles. Trying to get away from all these spanking toys I moved to other sections where I stumbled onto corsets, thongs, silk panties and some type of panty that comes up high to help hold in your stomach, Mollie once informed me that this is called a ‘spank’.

I was trying to get my mind back to Christmas shopping I tried to get my mind off spanking toys and sexy underwear and think about gifts but then you guys kept popping into my mind. Eva and I usually email each other from school in order to keep our sanity, so I hoped she was coping with just the kid to talk to. I saw a beautiful calendar with a sunflower and thought of CeeCi. I kept hoping Maggie would come up with the right words for MrC this weekend. I saw a pink cell phone cover and hoped Mayye had her phone with her. I walked through the toy section and Tiggr grinned at me from several shelves. I wondered if Suzq was going to stop procrastinating and post the next part of her vacation. And finally as I came out of a store I saw a teenager with passenger zip by me in a snazzy new convertible and thought “Good grief, Grace is letting Cassie teach the wild child to drive.” I figured that was my cue to go home!

Alright guys lets see if you do any better. It’s like being told not to think of think of an elephant. See if you can shop this year without see all the fun stuff I saw. Hopefully the next time I shop this year Nick will spank my ass red before I go that I can be thinking about a sore bottom instead of looking for new implements. Never happen, no matter how good the spanking is I’ll still be looking!

Ideas please

This is quick but I sure could use some fresh ideas! I am taking tomorrow off for Christmas shopping. Got the time, got the credit card, got no ideas on what to buy!! The little kids in my life are taken care of. By biggest problems are those between 14-24 and those between 80 - 90. Of course husbands are always a problem. This year I have plenty of great ideas for Nick's gifts, but I need something he can open in front of the family!!

No kidding what do you guys get for people in this two age group? I know lots of you have ideas, something you have given in the past that has been well received. When I ask my son he told me "Mom, I have a cell phone, an ipod, a car and a computer - what else could I possible need?" I am glad he is content but I want something under the tree for him. Mollie on the other hand has told me so many thing that I quit listening long ago and now I can't remember anything she said!

So please, send any and all ideas. I also have folks between those age groups too. And if you think of any really good husband ideas that are, or could seem, G-rated let me hear from you. But email those husband ideas, he reads!!