Don't touch that dial!

Sorry, no excitement to report here. Nick was away for the weekend.  I spent my time doing what all little old ladies do during a weekend alone – I sat buried among the 4 cats (trying to convince them I couldn’t type well with them lying on the key board or my arms), I over ate a bit, I left the fire on as long as I wanted to with out Nick saying, “Feels like a heat wave in here.”  I stayed up outrageously late and slept late too. And of course I spent a great deal of time reading and writing soft lady porn – or what ever it is that I write. Like I said, doing what all little old ladies do on the weekend.

In the past I would have included watching TV most of the time, but honestly there is nothing on to watch these days.  I like a few of the comedies – Big Bang Theory, How I met your Mother, Two and a half men, Mike and Mollie – I like them and I watch them, but I don’t worry if I miss one.  I still watch Survivor, but again I’m not that wrapped up in it. I watch Law and Order, SVU, but I miss Elliot and it’s not the same.

Could you imagine a good series about us?  What if someone had the nerve to do a drama about a community where domestic discipline is used?  Not a comedy, not a parody, but the real thing.  Incorporate a really strict HOH mixed with a few more moderate ones; some couple who are just in it for fun and then some true vanillas who think the rest are crazy. Imagine the action, the bratting, the worrying, and most of all the conversations!  I can’t see this show being made – but imagine the rating if someone did have the guts to do it.  It would be the most talked about show in the country, in the world.  All the critics would hate it, women’s right’s activists would have a stroke, there would be marches on the streets in front of the studio and every talk show host would have discussion after discussion about it. And through all of this the ratings would be going through the roof.

When this happens I want me, and several of my friends out here, to be hired on as technical advisors, because vanillas will get it wrong on their own. Now lets put our heads together, anyone out there know someone in the television industry? Tell them if they are worried about sponsors we can put then in touch with Eden’s Fantasies or Cane-IAC or so many others. 

I know, I know a good wife would have spent this weekend cleaning closets and cooking to stock up the freezer – but you see where my mind goes.  Hope you weekend was fun too.