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Monday, August 25, 2008

Have you see Ed?

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was REALLY angry.

She told him, 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND, IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a box, gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.


  1. Anonymous10:48 PM

    LOL, No I haven't seen him


  2. Wow, I think I saw Ed.

    He was at the airport and I think he had tickets to Timbuktu in his hand.

    They were one way tickets!


  3. PK, Ed went that-a-way,>>>> do you blame him.
    Love and warm hugs,

  4. Ed was spotted this morning going east on interstate 66. A woman in a robe was driving right behind him in hot pursuit.

    *hugs and grins*

  5. Anonymous8:06 AM

    Oh my that was way to funny. thanks for the laugh this morning.Kay

  6. Poor Ed, He better keep a runnin......

  7. That's too funny. I can't help wondering if all these Ed sightings are simple cases of mistaken identity. Sounds more like his wife needs to be taken in for questioning. Poor unfortunate Ed.

  8. What a hoot! I would say poor Ed, but really, a bathroom scale?


  9. Run Ed RUN!!!!!!!!!!


  10. Anonymous10:15 PM

    PK--I am laughing too hard to look for him. Thanks for making me laugh- you are brilliant!
    Ed can run but he can't hide.

    I Gal

  11. That was hilarious! I agree with Kallisto... a bathroom scale? He should keep running, assuming he's still alive! I had to read that one to Chase, and he was cracking up too! Thanks for the laugh.