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Thursday, September 27, 2018

Meme - I hate to pass one up

To highlight my problems with short term memory - though this was just up on someone's site within the past few weeks, I can't remember from where I stole it. Anyway - here are my answers.

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments. What do you choose?

Produce: bananas
Frozen: ice cream
Dairy: coffee creamer (white chocolate raspberry)
Canned Goods: 
soup, chicken and rice

Let's say you're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?

Fantasy question. Obviously, it would never happen. But… panties, shorts, t-shirt. Great excuse not to bring a bra, thought.

If I were to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

I’m in my writing room.


Are you talking to me?

Have you seen the remote?

Sorry folks, we have hearing problems and we're very dull.

So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do them, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

Watching Good Morning America (I don’t get up until 7:30 so I tape it)

Eat breakfast


Do my version of art:

This is the latest book mark I drew.

You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?

My version of road rage consist of muttering, ‘idiot’ under my breath. But… 


driving too slow in front of me when I’m in a hurry 

following someone who has left their signal light on

You just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?





TV watching

We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

Big cats



But even good zoos make me feel sad.

You just scored tickets to the taping of any television show of your choice. You can pick 4, so what are you going to see?

Murphy Brown  (I'm really looking forward to this one!)

Big Bang Theory

Finale of Survivor

Mom (didn’t expect to like this one, but it’s well written)

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

Blueberry cheesecake

Cookies and Cream

Black Cherry

But I’d never eat a triple dipper – I like ice cream in small doses and usually the sugar cone is the best part.

Somebody stole your purse/wallet. In order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

I don’t carry a purse – only my phone, but in my phone case I have my license, one credit card, my author business cards, insurance card and a little cash.

You are at a job fair, and are asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

Best selling Author 

Supreme leader who has ultimate final say on what it taught in schools and how teachers are to be treated.

Advice columnist

Baby holder – like in hospitals when parents can’t always be there. 

Now if you’d asked me what job or career I wouldn’t like you could be reading my list for a month and you’d be nowhere near finished.

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

No one cares how you look, they’re too busy worrying about how they look.

You’re eventually going to marry a wonderful man, have two perfect kids and your parents will live far into your adulthood – so quit worrying and enjoy yourself!

Watch that weight gain after those perfect babies come. It can easily get away from you.

Pay more attention in grammar and writing classes, you’re going to need that shit.


  1. PK, I love your answers and now you have made me hungry for blueberry cheesecake ice cream even though I've never had it ! GASP! I admire your art work as well, wow, did you create that on your own? Kind of cool ! Also gut a huge kick out of the supreme leader with the teaching oversight! Hugs! Windy

    1. Blueberry cheesecake ice cream is the best!

      I doodled a lot as a kid and never really quit. I make all my bookmarks with my little 6 inch ruler and my pens from Wal-mart. Making them relaxes me.

  2. Hi PK, I remember this meme and love your answers. The bookmark is fabulous!writing and art, you are one talented lady :) I love your answers to the career question and advice to your younger self.


    1. I sure meant that about paying more attention in grammar!

  3. Hey Mrs artist! Good job on the book mark! Love it!
    I want to do this meme!

    1. Go for it kid! I'd love to read your answers.

  4. I love your answers and I'm really surprised by how different you and I are! For the shopping, I focused on things I could cook with. Ingredients for a blueberry pie came to mind.
    Three articles of clothing? Impossible! Well, a dress, I guess, because I HAVE to wear panties and a bra ( I'm not even close to being perky).
    I love your bookmarks. I used to paint but haven't in years.
    We watch the news and late night shows-- i.e.Jimmy Fallon & Stephen
    We agree about ice cream pretty much. I love eating the filled cone most.
    No purse? I have to empty mine periodically because I carry 'just in case' stuff
    all the time.
    I'm squeamish now, but I might have gone into the medical field. Maybe some kind of eldercare. Baby holding--yes!
    Your advice to a young you was great.
    So, we're not TOTALLY different, I guess.
    Rosie Dee

    1. I was in the medical field for a while - veterinary medicine. I liked it pretty well. I'm not in the least perky, but I despise wearing bras!

  5. A fun meme. I did enjoy reading your answers. I love the book mark. I know how good you are at these as you sent me one a long time ago but sadly no longer have it:(


    1. Bookmarks come and go, but they are fun to make.

  6. You crack me up! Hardly dull. LOL

    1. I thank you for that. I feel that way much of the time. But maybe most people feel that way sometimes.

  7. I enjoyed reading your answers, PK. I love your advice to your younger self.
    Rosie xx

  8. Hi PK, loved reading your answers. I love how the bookmark looks like it is moving. Ice-cream definitely. :-) I will have to save this one for a rainy day... Hugs