I really did get a good report from my doctor. I don’t know this lady too well. My last OBGYN retired and I still miss him. But my blood pressure was lower and the best thing of all was that I had lost over 20 pounds since I was there last!!
So when she came in she said “You are doing great! What have you been doing this last year to bring on these wonderful changes?” I couldn’t help but grin. I gave her the vanilla version that my husband and I were working on my weight loss together and it really seemed to be working. She asked “Oh is he losing too?” Good grief no, he is too thin as it is! Then she asked if he was working out with me and again I told her no but that he was just very encouraging. Oh how much fun it would have been to blurt out the truth: We have decided that if I don’t consistently lose at a slow steady pace he is going to spank my ass hard! And I could have explained about how all the wonderful erotic spankings, fun, good girl spankings that I now receive have brought us so much closer and happier. But no! You can’t tell anyone the things in your life that you have found really work!!
Next we discussed menopause and where I stood. At the moment I thing I am having a lovely menopause! My one and only symptom is that I no longer have my period. That’s it! I can live with this. Then I asked her if I could stop the pill. She said we can find out but it means I have to go off the pill for 2 weeks then do a blood test that will tell them. When she first said it all I heard was “NO SEX FOR 2 WEEKS! Are you out of your mind” Now I know that there are other forms of birth control but we have just never used anything else. So we have two weeks to be creative. Trust me there will be NO risk of pregnancy!! I really have no believe that I could get pregnant, but this kid isn’t going to take a chance! I know my friends our here. While you would all be horrified for me you would probably be laughing your asses off too.