Birthday spankings are taking longer

I think I liked the concept of a birthday spanking when I was in my thirties – and not getting any, more than I do now that I’m close to doubling those numbers. But it still sweet for Nick to remember.

I survived my second sixtieth birthday just fine! Now Nick not only remembered, he decided to have some fun with it. I was folding my laundry – let’s all take a moment to be amazed by that, when I looked up to see Nick with a variety of implements in his hands. He was calmly placing them around the house. Once he finished he told me I’d need to take a few minutes to make sure I knew where everything was.

He told me once we began I could choose the implement I wanted for each decade. I’d bring him the first one and at the end of ten spanks I’d have thirty seconds to bring him the next one and I’d also lose one article of clothing each time. I was laughing as I scouted out the lay of the land. He had put out some fun ones, some serious ones and a few horrible ones.

I had to think fast – you think about starting out light, but then that would leave some nasty one to deal with once I lost all my clothes. 

Here are the ones I chose in order:

1-10

11-20

21-30

  

31- 40

41-50

51 - 60

For some reason, he didn’t accept the fact that I was sixty again and sixty-one and the one to grow on were with his belt. I told him if I gained any weight it would be due to the one to grow on!

After we moved on to some MFL I began to put the implements away, knowing Mollie would be here soon. He had pulled out more than we would use, so that I would have some good choices. That’s when I hurriedly slipped Sunny’s devil paddle under a blanket before hiding it further back up under the bed. I need to get that  horrible thing winging its way to Ray!

Update on Christmas: The boys were supposed to come in on Thursday, but that nasty storm had other ideas. As I type this they are supposed to arrive around seven thirty Friday (tonight). We shall see. I want to see them, but I also want them safe. I’ll let you know.