I have been a wife and mother for over twenty years. Now I am becoming my husband's lover, too.
We owe it all to my fellow bloggers who gave me the courage to come out to my husband as a spanko.
I do feel like this is a New Beginning for us.

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Friday, January 09, 2009

English Rules

I got this from my sister today -

On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the shaman, and wondered what I was in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ‘1-2-3'. When you do that, you will be more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you will be able to perform as long as you want."

I was encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

''Your partner must say '1-2-3-4'," the shaman responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

I was eager to see if it worked. I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited Cara to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, I was the manliest of men. Cara was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition.


Sorry folks, the teacher in me just couldn’t resist!!

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:51 AM

    lol, good one/ I love it

    Jean

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  2. on the third reading I got it. Very funny.
    Hugs, Jay

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  3. Good one PK, very funny.
    Ronnie
    xx

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  4. Oh my god! That was great. Good laugh for the morning!

    Hugs,

    Debbie :)

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  5. Oh my god! That was great. Good laugh for the morning!

    Hugs,

    Debbie :)

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  6. PK, my reaction was, oh no!!!
    That is wickedly funny.
    Jay I don't believe that you had to read it three times.
    Love and warm hugs,
    Paul.

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  7. My reaction was the exact same as Paul's... "Oh, NO!"! Very, very funny... and I'm not even awake yet!

    Hugs to you and your sister for this!
    Tiggs

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  8. Hi PK
    Hysterical Post! You know I have this problem all the time and I just don't know how to fix it! BTW...I've tried to comment before and it wouldnt take it, I hope it works this time.
    Take care,
    Andrades Girl

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  9. That Cara needs a good spanking! :)

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  10. that is too cute...funny...thanks...

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  11. that was funny

    cathy

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  12. Jean,
    Yep, I liked it.

    Jay,
    I must have been typing in American.

    Thanks Ronnie

    Debbie,
    Glad to start your morning off well.

    Paul,
    I understand - it was almost more sad than funny.

    Tig,
    My sister is a never ending source for things like this.

    Andrades,
    My goal here it to help everyone with their grammar!! Seems to be working now.

    K,
    That might pass the time for a month.

    Eva, Terps, Cathy - thanks!

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  13. Nice one! I enjoy interesting use of language...grins.

    Poor chap!

    Hugs
    Mina

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  14. I've only today found your site through Andrades Girl. Absolutely LOVED this....it will keep me giggling on and off all day I'm sure!

    love and hugs xxx

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