Friday, January 09, 2009

English Rules

I got this from my sister today -

On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the shaman, and wondered what I was in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ‘1-2-3'. When you do that, you will be more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you will be able to perform as long as you want."

I was encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

''Your partner must say '1-2-3-4'," the shaman responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

I was eager to see if it worked. I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited Cara to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, I was the manliest of men. Cara was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition.


Sorry folks, the teacher in me just couldn’t resist!!

Written by PK at 11:59 PM

15 comments

15 Comments:

At 5:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, good one/ I love it

Jean

 
At 6:18 AM, Blogger Jflame said...

on the third reading I got it. Very funny.
Hugs, Jay

 
At 7:26 AM, Blogger ronnie said...

Good one PK, very funny.
Ronnie
xx

 
At 8:04 AM, Blogger Debbie :) said...

Oh my god! That was great. Good laugh for the morning!

Hugs,

Debbie :)

 
At 8:04 AM, Blogger Debbie :) said...

Oh my god! That was great. Good laugh for the morning!

Hugs,

Debbie :)

 
At 8:13 AM, Blogger Paul said...

PK, my reaction was, oh no!!!
That is wickedly funny.
Jay I don't believe that you had to read it three times.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.

 
At 9:48 AM, Blogger Tiggs said...

My reaction was the exact same as Paul's... "Oh, NO!"! Very, very funny... and I'm not even awake yet!

Hugs to you and your sister for this!
Tiggs

 
At 10:01 AM, Blogger Andrades Girl said...

Hi PK
Hysterical Post! You know I have this problem all the time and I just don't know how to fix it! BTW...I've tried to comment before and it wouldnt take it, I hope it works this time.
Take care,
Andrades Girl

 
At 10:06 AM, Blogger K said...

That Cara needs a good spanking! :)

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger Eva said...

Cute.

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger Terpsichore said...

that is too cute...funny...thanks...

 
At 3:05 PM, OpenID catme said...

that was funny

cathy

 
At 6:08 PM, Blogger PK said...

Jean,
Yep, I liked it.

Jay,
I must have been typing in American.

Thanks Ronnie

Debbie,
Glad to start your morning off well.

Paul,
I understand - it was almost more sad than funny.

Tig,
My sister is a never ending source for things like this.

Andrades,
My goal here it to help everyone with their grammar!! Seems to be working now.

K,
That might pass the time for a month.

Eva, Terps, Cathy - thanks!

 
At 6:25 AM, Anonymous Mina said...

Nice one! I enjoy interesting use of language...grins.

Poor chap!

Hugs
Mina

 
At 4:50 AM, Anonymous M:e said...

I've only today found your site through Andrades Girl. Absolutely LOVED this....it will keep me giggling on and off all day I'm sure!

love and hugs xxx

 

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