Turkey day meme

Happy happy Thanksgiving! I hope everyone has a wonderful day!! Don’t forgot to come by tomorrow for Fantasy Friday!

Hermione posted this a few days ago. Maybe some do view meme as a form of spam but I like them. I like doing them and I like reading memes when someone else does them. And since most people won’t even be reading today thought it was a good day to post it, a little light reading for after a huge dinner.

1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? – Afternoon for sure!

2. On which side of the bed do you sleep? - The right side.

3. Pork, beef, or chicken? – Yes, thank you!

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? – I used to get car sick as a kid but I haven’t had to do this since Dramine came out.

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? -
Right.

6. Candles or incense? - Candles

7. Do you dance when no one is watching? – Not so often anymore.

8. Did you play doctor when you were little? - No, but I wouldn’t mind trying it now a little.

9. Stove top cooking or microwave? – Do what?

10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? – Car. I love for my house to be clean, not enough to clean it but I love it clean.

11. Shower or bath? - Shower

12. Do you pee in the shower? – I have

13. Mexican or Chinese food? - Chinese, Japanese too!

14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? - Aggressive

15. Do you own sex toys? – Bunches and I want more.

16. Corn dogs or hot dogs? - Hot dogs but not many lately

17. Your favorite restaurant? – A real good southern place near here. Pulled pork, fried catfish, fried chicken, fried flounder, fried shrimp (are you seeing a pattern?) fried apple stick and fried sweet potatoes. Bake potatoes, beans, slaw and banana pudding! All you can eat. I usually only go once a year or so.

18. What did you have for lunch today? – A small piece of chicken and some Oreos

19. When did you last fall down? – It’s been a while, years. But I fell down the deck stairs and had bruises I was very proud of. No one saw them but me. It was before I came out so it really fed the fantasy.

20. Have you ever wished someone were dead? – Yes, but only those I loved dearly and I knew death was the very best thing for them.

21. Love or money? - Love

22. Credit cards or cash? - Credit cards, with the balance always paid each month

23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t? – Yeah, I guess so. I don’t hate any of them but there are some I could do with out.

24. Oreos or vanilla wafers? - Oreos

25. How do you like your steak cooked? – By someone else. Medium, juicy and tender.

26. How do you like your eggs cooked? - Scrambled

27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? - No

28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel? – You have got to be kidding me?

29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? – Really don’t want either but probably minor surgery. I hate to have my teeth worked on.

30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? – It would have to be a heck of a lot of money!

31. Would you rather have lice or an STD? – Neither, but you don’t have to spend days and days cleaning your house if you have an STD.

32. What’s your favorite hard candy? – I don’t really like hard candy.

33. Ever been to a strip club? - Yes

34. Ever been to a bar? - Yes

35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? - No

36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? - No

37. Kissed someone of the same sex? - Yes

38. Had sex in the car? - No, I was 24 the first time I had sex. I think if you wait that long you deserve a nice comfortable bed!

39. Had sex at the beach? - No

40. Had sex in a movie theater? - No

41. Had sex in a bathroom? – Yes, in the shower.

42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store? – You better believe it! I went to two of the best in the world on the LA Trip.

43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? – Nick is the only person I ever intend to have sex with. He is also my friend.

44. Have you been caught having sex? - No

45. Have you ever kissed a stranger? - No

46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you? – We have some that Nick took when we were dating. I never exactly showed them to my parents and I haven’t shared them with Mollie but someday I will hang them in the bedroom.