Missing Libidos Found!!
Have you been missing your libido lately? I know it is a wide spread problem. Eva has been complaining for a while. Grace occasionally gripes about it. Come to think of it most of my friends have this complaint from time to time. And unfortunately I have had just a bit of this problem myself lately.
Nick, of course, is none too happy about this and set out on a quest to find just where all the lost libidos go when they disappear. Do they just vanish into a great black hole, are they all hiding close by laughing at us or is it something more sinister? Are they perhaps being stolen?
He searched diligently but it was when he strolled in to CeeCi garden that the ugly truth became evident. The libidos have been hijacked! Maybe it was unintentional, maybe it was an accident he thought. So giving them the benefit of the doubt Nick very nicely pointed out the problem and asked for help. Here is what he said:
Once there seemed to be a general distribution of spankings and libido among the blogging community and specifically among the ROP (Rowdy Old Pervs) of LAKink. Since you and Mr. Smith have been on a roll, the libido balance seems to be off. The balance in the universe has been disturbed. As a public service, I propose that the two of you refrain from contact for one week to see if the libido balance can be restored.
Nick went on to say that he was only kidding – but I really think there is something to this discovery! Come on!! The libidos are going somewhere after all!!
I was sure CeeCi being a true friend, a sister and charter member of the ROP’s would be willing to give Nick’s suggestion a try just in case it might help. But did she and Mr. Smith step up to the plate? NO! What did they do? They laughed! This is actually what she said to Nick – my gosh they admitted it!
Did you hear Mr. Smith burst out laughing when I read him your comment? He wanted me to let you know it's likely true, we've taken all the libido that was meant for our friends and diverted it to our area! We'll give it back... sooner or later. Probably later.
Well there you have it. If your libido is missing we now have a good idea where it is. I suppose that is good news and bad news. The bad new is you are not getting it back any time soon and the good news is – it’s having one hell of a good time!!