Missing Libidos Found!!
Have you been missing your libido lately? I know it is a wide spread problem. Eva has been complaining for a while. Grace occasionally gripes about it. Come to think of it most of my friends have this complaint from time to time. And unfortunately I have had just a bit of this problem myself lately.
Nick, of course, is none too happy about this and set out on a quest to find just where all the lost libidos go when they disappear. Do they just vanish into a great black hole, are they all hiding close by laughing at us or is it something more sinister? Are they perhaps being stolen?
He searched diligently but it was when he strolled in to CeeCi garden that the ugly truth became evident. The libidos have been hijacked! Maybe it was unintentional, maybe it was an accident he thought. So giving them the benefit of the doubt Nick very nicely pointed out the problem and asked for help. Here is what he said:
Once there seemed to be a general distribution of spankings and libido among the blogging community and specifically among the ROP (Rowdy Old Pervs) of LAKink. Since you and Mr. Smith have been on a roll, the libido balance seems to be off. The balance in the universe has been disturbed. As a public service, I propose that the two of you refrain from contact for one week to see if the libido balance can be restored.
Nick went on to say that he was only kidding – but I really think there is something to this discovery! Come on!! The libidos are going somewhere after all!!
I was sure CeeCi being a true friend, a sister and charter member of the ROP’s would be willing to give Nick’s suggestion a try just in case it might help. But did she and Mr. Smith step up to the plate? NO! What did they do? They laughed! This is actually what she said to Nick – my gosh they admitted it!
Did you hear Mr. Smith burst out laughing when I read him your comment? He wanted me to let you know it's likely true, we've taken all the libido that was meant for our friends and diverted it to our area! We'll give it back... sooner or later. Probably later.
Well there you have it. If your libido is missing we now have a good idea where it is. I suppose that is good news and bad news. The bad new is you are not getting it back any time soon and the good news is – it’s having one hell of a good time!!
Delightful post!
ReplyDeleteGood grief!!! Tell her mines been gone for over and year and I would like it back... NOWWWWWWW!!! Please?
ReplyDeleteMine's gone too and i don't even miss it..
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that a fair amount of the missing libido is at our house too! If you're keeping score, today will be day 127 for us.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a libido?
ReplyDeleteHugs
Too funny, but that's just not nice. A good friend would share. Really, though, there's enough to go around. You'll find it.
ReplyDeleteThis seems very wrong, but this brings to mind my minister's catch phrase, "fake it 'til you make it." The idea is that when you're not feeling it, you continue going through the motions and, eventually, you will feel it again. I'm sure the 'it' was something to do with faith, but maybe it could work in your situation, too. Good luck and may the spanks be with you. :)
PK, perhaps you can entice it back,
ReplyDeletemaqke like it's never been missing,
that should work.
But by the time CeCei and Mr smith have done with it, it will be crawling on all fours.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.
*squee* I can't wait to read this to Mr. Smith! You're too funny.
ReplyDeletePaul's. right. It will definitely be on all fours. I have no idea when that will be... no time soon I can assure you.
*g*
Love you, Sis!
*hugs*
CeeCi
Here I thought mine was in Hawaii!
ReplyDeleteActually, mine has been hanging around for a while. I guess it needed a vacation from the vacation.
Now, the spanking part....that part is still on vacation but stops by once in awhile just to tease me.
Ceeci and Mr. Smith should share, it's only the nice thing to do....
HUGS!
grace
I read your post to Mr. Smith when he came over this afternoon. He particularly liked Paul's. comment about all fours.
ReplyDeleteHe laughed, said "doggy style," then gave me that look.
What happened next was wonderful!!
*hugs*
CeeCi
Maryann,
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it.
Eva,
Sorry she seems to be a little greedy about this.
Mthc,
I'm not buying that! I have read too many of your hot emails.
Spanky,
Now you're just bragging!
David,
I have a feeling you will be remembering soon!
K,
There is a lot to what you say. We do have to keep trying even when we are not 100% into it. Couples need the connection even when things are not perfect.
Paul!
I think you are defiantly right on this one!
Grace,
I am glad yours is hanging around some - keep hold of it!
And you are right nice people share with their friends. I think I am going to have to call some folks mothers!!!
CeeCi and Mr. Smith,
Please send me your mother's numbers. LOL
We combined both K's suggestion to try even if you might not be in the mood and your suggestion of doggy style and found out you don't have ALL the libidos!!
PK, I saw Nick's comment at the garden and laughed my head off over that. I guess the good news is is that's she getting a workout. However, I am with Eva. I'd like her back home. I could use her right about now.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Debbie :)
love the post/ Well if they are in the garden, then all u need to do is take a trip at night and take it back.
ReplyDeleteoops sorry pk, the previous post was mine.
ReplyDelete\Jean
Perhaps CeeCee does not have to give it up entirely...but sharing certainly would be nice...I would certainly like to feel something again in the world of romance... :-)
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