I have been a wife and mother for over twenty years. Now I am becoming my husband's lover, too.
We owe it all to my fellow bloggers who gave me the courage to come out to my husband as a spanko.
I do feel like this is a New Beginning for us.

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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Romantic Husband

When we were dating, and first married, I wouldn't have described Nick as romantic. Since I came out, he's had his moments, but often falls back into his less romantic ways. He pointed out the following to me on Facebook. It was so 'us' I had to laugh.


A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.


(Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?)

15 comments:

  1. Yes, tear of laughter!!!!
    Lol, I read this to He-Man and we both laughed, probably because its something He would say. :)

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  2. Anonymous1:00 AM

    Priceless

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  3. OMG, I am ROFLMAO.

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  4. I love this one PK. ;)

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  5. LoL PK, who said romance was dead? Love it!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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  6. That made my day. Thanks for the laugh.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  7. Heehee. yeah i laughed like a mad woman the first time i read it. and i'm laughing again now. never gets old, this one. :)

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  8. PK,
    hope that he had a firm hold of the lid, otherwise it might well.
    Love and warm hugs,
    Paul.

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  9. Totally funny! It also makes me want to say...ewww!

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  10. Thanks for the laugh! That is so my husband. When I ask "How was the office?" I get "Square, with a desk and chair."

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  11. Thanks for the good laugh.

    FD

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  12. Glad you all enjoyed reading about a man as romantic as Nick!

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  13. I actually sent this to Dan several months ago! It's just the sort of thing he would text back!!!

    Hugs

    Ami

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  14. this so could be us... :-)

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