Sunday, August 18, 2013

Benefits of bratting


Those that know me well, Nick included, would probably not describe me as a brat. But that might change, I’ve found Nick can be pushed into a spanking with a little bratting. Last week we were discussing supper ideas and I mentioned I’d like a pizza from Wally-world. Their pizzas are pretty good and since Nick would be coming right by after his appointment later and I thought he could pick one up.

Later that day Nick called and growled into the phone, “You better enjoy this pizza.” By that time I’d forgotten I’d even asked for one. Seems he went it, grabbed the pizza and just had time to get in line before the sky opened up and torrentially rains began. Being a man, he wasn’t going to wait it out and ran through the torrent to the car. Now we’re talking some rain, folks.

When he arrived home I heard some uncharacteristic swearing as Nick neared the door, walking in nearly dripping, carrying a soggy pizza box he snapped, “Get the pizza.”

The end of the soggy pizza box had come opened and the pizza had slipped out onto the carport (don’t worry it was wrapped in plastic). I brought it in to confront a wet husband with a definite edge to his voice. “The damn thing slid out of the box and when I went to pick it up the drink bottle I was carrying didn’t have the lid on tight and Dr. Pepper poured down my leg.”

I didn’t exactly hurt myself laughing, but I wasn’t trying to hold back. “Doesn’t matter.” I told him, “I’m out of the mood for a pizza any way.”

That’s when he came after me with the wooden spoon. I’ve got to stop being my usual sweet, sympathetic, soothing self and let my inner brat out more often.

Written by PK at 6:00 PM

45 comments

45 Comments:

At 1:07 AM, Blogger Ashley said...

absolutely. I'm not a "brat" but I've been pretty tempted here lately. :) I'm guessing you had to eat the pizza anyway?

 
At 1:10 AM, Blogger Daisy Christian said...

ROTFLMAO I would have laughed and said the same thing lol

 
At 2:04 AM, Blogger Cat said...

ROFLMBO! Sorry Nick but ya gotta admit...this is funny and may I point out...you could have waited in Wally World for the rain to ease off. *snickering* ;)

Blessings,
Cat

 
At 3:53 AM, Blogger Disciplineand Love said...

Too funny! I just know I wouldn't have been able to refrain from laughing no matter how cross he was.

It reminds me of a similar incident in which a DD friend of mine got the giggles when her puppy, which is very much HER dog, decided to pee on his beloved motor cycle.

Ros

 
At 6:25 AM, Blogger Paul said...

PK,
bratting can have a place when a spanking is needed, but take care it can misfire.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.

 
At 6:44 AM, Blogger Roz said...

ROFLMAO, (sorry Nick). I wouldn't have been able to refrain from laughing either. Not sure I would have made that comment though!

Hugs,
Roz

 
At 7:38 AM, Blogger Katie said...

LOLLLL PK!!! :) The way that you described this, I would have laughed too! Poor Nick. Must have been a sight to behold! Oops on the little comment. Too funny!!! Hugs to you,

<3 Katie

 
At 7:57 AM, Blogger Mona Lisa said...

I like it..LOL:.good for you PK!!

 
At 8:16 AM, Blogger DelFonte said...

Keep working on your inner brat, she knows how to have a laugh! Though I have to say my sympathies are with Nick.

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger Terpsichore said...

Sounds like this has potential for the future. I am sure he was a sight to see standing in the doorway soaking wet...that is the rain we got while we were camping... :-) too funny

 
At 10:05 AM, Blogger Meg said...

Oh, that was funny! Poor Nick, but yay for you!

 
At 10:35 AM, Blogger Bleuame said...

Ah now! That's just being playful!! Okay, maybe a little bratty...just a little.

 
At 10:52 AM, Blogger Cygnet said...

Ah, Nick comes in from conquering Walmart and you laugh at his battle wounds? Shame on you! ;-)

 
At 1:22 PM, Blogger Minelle Labraun said...

Um....so funny! I totally get it....And it wasn't a contrived bratting. It was a natural reaction for BOTH OF YOU!!! lol

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger Faerie Wings said...

I know I shouldn't laugh, but....Bwahaahaahaaa. I hope you enjoyed the pizza :)

 
At 3:45 PM, Blogger Lea said...

There's a reason that bratting always remains a talked about hot topic in the spanking world. Because it works. ;-)

 
At 8:14 PM, Blogger Kaki said...

PK, that is so funny, thanks for sharing. I would have had a hard time keeping a straight face and would probably got smacked too.

 
At 9:10 PM, Blogger PK said...

Ashley,
We did eat the pizza and it was good - glad it was wrapped in plastic.

 
At 9:10 PM, Blogger kiwigirliegirl said...

LOL thats so funny PK....sometimes...just sometimes eh? hehehehehe - id have gotten the wooden spoon for laughing too ;)

 
At 9:10 PM, Blogger PK said...

Daisy,
It did just seem like the thing to say, LOL.

 
At 9:11 PM, Blogger PK said...

Cat,
A man? Wait? Come now, that would be like asking for directions.

 
At 9:13 PM, Blogger PK said...

Ros,
Laughter's a good thing, right?

 
At 9:13 PM, Blogger PK said...

Paul,
I have no doubt you are exactly right.

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger PK said...

Oh Roz, that was the most fun!

 
At 9:15 PM, Blogger PK said...

Katie,
Usually I'd be "Oh, honey - I'm really sorry. Let me get you a towel." But this was a lot more fun.

 
At 9:17 PM, Blogger PK said...

Thanks Mona, girl's gotta brat sometime.

 
At 9:18 PM, Blogger PK said...

DF,
I was sympathizing with him the whole time I was laughing.

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger PK said...

Terps,
I think I'm going to do some practicing.

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger PK said...

Meg,
Yep, poor old Nick.

 
At 9:20 PM, Blogger PK said...

Bleuame,
I think just a little should be okay.

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger PK said...

Cygnet,
I'm feeling deep remorse (giggle, giggle).

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger PK said...

Minelle,
That's it, an occurrence of natural bratting.

 
At 9:22 PM, Blogger PK said...

Faerie,
Pizza was great and I ate it with a smile.

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger PK said...

Lea,
And we should always go with what works!

 
At 9:24 PM, Blogger PK said...

Kaki,
The kitchen is a good place to brat, those smacks with a wooden spoon last.

 
At 9:25 PM, Blogger PK said...

Kiwi,
Laughing is good for a person, can't imagine why we'd be spanked for it.

 
At 11:03 PM, Blogger sunnygirl said...

You can't imagine how many times I have tried bratting and being downright awful to no avail. Glad you found Nick's button.

 
At 11:45 PM, Blogger Florida Dom said...

Are you going to suggest he pick up a pizza again any time soon?

FD

 
At 12:01 AM, Blogger PK said...

Sunny,
I know it only happened because I was teasing him.

 
At 12:01 AM, Blogger PK said...

FD,
LOL, well not right away.

 
At 1:18 AM, Blogger Renee Rose said...

Naughty girl!!

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

Lol, this made me laugh!!!!

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger PK said...

:)

 
At 3:27 PM, Blogger PK said...

Thanks Sarah.

 
At 6:19 AM, Blogger Jason Girl said...

Don't poke the bear! (Unless you want a spanking. Then you poke!!)

 

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