I have to tell you all about the shopping trip. I’m telling you right now I know the world must be full of spankos! I have never in my life seen so many spanking toys and erotic items in stores in my life! I am not talking sex shops; I went to Linen and Things, PetSmart, Target, Kohl’s, Wal-Mart! I don’t know maybe it was just me. I’ve always heard that you shouldn’t go to the grocery store when you are hungry. Well I know now to never go shopping when it’s been a long, looooong time since my last long, hard spanking.
First, at the pet store, I couldn’t take my eyes off the leather collars. No, I am not planning to wear one! That is not my thing. But there are other uses for this beautiful, reasonable soft, leather strap, I mean collar. As I moved on to Linen and Things the first thing I saw as I walked in the door was a display taller than me with maybe 50 of the little standing vibrators that CeeCi likes so much. I blushed at this blatant display and moved on. I couldn’t escape! Sexy items were everywhere and I hadn’t even gotten to the house wears section yet. A pillow laying in the middle of the bed at one display, why the middle I’m thinking. Even the bathroom scales caused butterflies since a weight gain could cause me be over that pillow in the middle of a bed!
Over in the house wears, well you can just imagine! Spatulas, wooden spoons, cutting boards all out in full view of any child that might walk by. Through the course of the day I saw belts, hair brushes, slippers, dowel rods (okay, I don’t want one, but I saw them), and ping pong paddles. Trying to get away from all these spanking toys I moved to other sections where I stumbled onto corsets, thongs, silk panties and some type of panty that comes up high to help hold in your stomach, Mollie once informed me that this is called a ‘spank’.
I was trying to get my mind back to Christmas shopping I tried to get my mind off spanking toys and sexy underwear and think about gifts but then you guys kept popping into my mind. Eva and I usually email each other from school in order to keep our sanity, so I hoped she was coping with just the kid to talk to. I saw a beautiful calendar with a sunflower and thought of CeeCi. I kept hoping Maggie would come up with the right words for MrC this weekend. I saw a pink cell phone cover and hoped Mayye had her phone with her. I walked through the toy section and Tiggr grinned at me from several shelves. I wondered if Suzq was going to stop procrastinating and post the next part of her vacation. And finally as I came out of a store I saw a teenager with passenger zip by me in a snazzy new convertible and thought “Good grief, Grace is letting Cassie teach the wild child to drive.” I figured that was my cue to go home!
Alright guys lets see if you do any better. It’s like being told not to think of think of an elephant. See if you can shop this year without see all the fun stuff I saw. Hopefully the next time I shop this year Nick will spank my ass red before I go that I can be thinking about a sore bottom instead of looking for new implements. Never happen, no matter how good the spanking is I’ll still be looking!