I have been a wife and mother for over twenty years. Now I am becoming my husband's lover, too.
We owe it all to my fellow bloggers who gave me the courage to come out to my husband as a spanko.
I do feel like this is a New Beginning for us.

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Friday, November 17, 2006

What a Day!


I have to tell you all about the shopping trip. I’m telling you right now I know the world must be full of spankos! I have never in my life seen so many spanking toys and erotic items in stores in my life! I am not talking sex shops; I went to Linen and Things, PetSmart, Target, Kohl’s, Wal-Mart! I don’t know maybe it was just me. I’ve always heard that you shouldn’t go to the grocery store when you are hungry. Well I know now to never go shopping when it’s been a long, looooong time since my last long, hard spanking.

First, at the pet store, I couldn’t take my eyes off the leather collars. No, I am not planning to wear one! That is not my thing. But there are other uses for this beautiful, reasonable soft, leather strap, I mean collar. As I moved on to Linen and Things the first thing I saw as I walked in the door was a display taller than me with maybe 50 of the little standing vibrators that CeeCi likes so much. I blushed at this blatant display and moved on. I couldn’t escape! Sexy items were everywhere and I hadn’t even gotten to the house wears section yet. A pillow laying in the middle of the bed at one display, why the middle I’m thinking. Even the bathroom scales caused butterflies since a weight gain could cause me be over that pillow in the middle of a bed!

Over in the house wears, well you can just imagine! Spatulas, wooden spoons, cutting boards all out in full view of any child that might walk by. Through the course of the day I saw belts, hair brushes, slippers, dowel rods (okay, I don’t want one, but I saw them), and ping pong paddles. Trying to get away from all these spanking toys I moved to other sections where I stumbled onto corsets, thongs, silk panties and some type of panty that comes up high to help hold in your stomach, Mollie once informed me that this is called a ‘spank’.

I was trying to get my mind back to Christmas shopping I tried to get my mind off spanking toys and sexy underwear and think about gifts but then you guys kept popping into my mind. Eva and I usually email each other from school in order to keep our sanity, so I hoped she was coping with just the kid to talk to. I saw a beautiful calendar with a sunflower and thought of CeeCi. I kept hoping Maggie would come up with the right words for MrC this weekend. I saw a pink cell phone cover and hoped Mayye had her phone with her. I walked through the toy section and Tiggr grinned at me from several shelves. I wondered if Suzq was going to stop procrastinating and post the next part of her vacation. And finally as I came out of a store I saw a teenager with passenger zip by me in a snazzy new convertible and thought “Good grief, Grace is letting Cassie teach the wild child to drive.” I figured that was my cue to go home!

Alright guys lets see if you do any better. It’s like being told not to think of think of an elephant. See if you can shop this year without see all the fun stuff I saw. Hopefully the next time I shop this year Nick will spank my ass red before I go that I can be thinking about a sore bottom instead of looking for new implements. Never happen, no matter how good the spanking is I’ll still be looking!

10 comments:

  1. The world's always been full of spankos. You and I have just finally caught up to them. Funny post. Loved it. And trust me, it was very hard getting through the day. I was wanting to snap heads off by the end of it. LOL

    Hugs~
    Eva

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  2. Cute post PK. I loved it. So what did you actually buy. Did you remember to buy the Christmas gifts??

    Hugs
    Theresa

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  3. Elis,

    Next time, just buy every item you find appealing, wrap them up, and give them to Nick as gifts. That should make for a cheery holiday for both of you.

    Hugs,
    Bonnie

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  4. Sounds like a fun shopping trip! Surely if you go with a red ass next time, you'll avoid said items? Or be more attracted to them? Hah!

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  5. "Never happen, no matter how good the spanking is I’ll still be looking!"... Hey Nick, are you reading this??? Now, THAT definitely sounds like a challenge... your little wife has thrown down the gauntlet... how about making ehr eat those words... or scream them, he, he, he!

    Thanks, PK, for another hilarious post... spewed coffe does not equate to adequate caffeine intake! Now not only do I have to clean my motnitor again... this is becoming a daily venture, but go put on some more coffee.

    Love you... so what DID you buy besides toys, toys and more toys?

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  6. Well I certainly hope I am on your Christmas list and you bought several of those items for me! I mean really, PK... what's a friend for if you can't give the gift of spanking!

    Cute post... and :::shhhhh::: don't let the Coach hear you say
    'procrastinating'!!

    ::spanko hugs and kisses::

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  7. Poor old Elis, you've got it bad.
    You'll never be able to see a wooden spoon or a dowel rod or a bread board without thinking ouchie, you poor thing you.
    Warm hugs,
    Paul.

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  8. Eva,
    I think this is going to make shopping more fun.

    Theresa,
    I got stuff but I can't remember what!

    Bonnie,
    I do have wonderful ideas along these lines. But I want something he can open under the tree too!!

    Oh Maggie.
    I think they will be more attractive to me!

    Tiggr,
    You do know that Nick takes your suggestions seriously don't you? LOL

    Suzq,
    I guess Santa will have a sore hand by the time he gets around to all of us this year!

    Yes Paul, poor old me, one of the happiest women you know!

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  9. PK,

    Of course I know Nick listens to me... why else would I even say such a thing? ROFLMAO... thanks babe... your comment on my site was just the pick-up I needed this morning! Now I really have something to look forward to tomorrow! I can hardly wait!

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  10. There's a special aisle in the grocery store that makes me tingle with anticipation every time I steer the cart down it. Nope, nothing looks the same does it?

    Sounds like you had a successful day!

    **Big Hugs**
    ♥ CeeCi

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