I have been a wife and mother for over twenty years. Now I am becoming my husband's lover, too.
We owe it all to my fellow bloggers who gave me the courage to come out to my husband as a spanko.
I do feel like this is a New Beginning for us.

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Wednesday, July 06, 2016

TOYS, TOYS, and more TOYS!!



I do love spanking toys - I love to shop for them on line, I love looking for them in classy sex stores, I love to find pervertables in vanilla stores, I love receiving them from friends and best of all is I love Nick finding some he likes and him getting them for me. What I don't like all the time is Nick using them on my butt. Some are great, of course others not so much. 

After we played our card game last Saturday we got to talk about all our toys and since Mollie was at the beach and wouldn't be walking in on us we decided to pull them all out. Ummm... we have lots. We couldn't even find them all, but I'm sure they are here somewhere. But we started laying them out and putting them in categories. Many belonged in more than one category, but they basically break up in these ways.




Gifts from well meaning (?) blogging friends


Moving from left to right a flyswatter that telescopes allowing pops from across the room, a lovely gift from Meredith.

A wicked, deadly back scratcher from Adam, Eva's husband.
it's NO fun what so ever.

The  two lovely silicon scrapers were from Katie T and she knew damn good and well I don't cook. But they still get used.

Going back to the middle is the most horrible paddle we own and it's only pictured because I brought it out of hiding - this damn gift, given by the lovely Sunny, needs to be trashed permanently.

Then we have our horrible cane, all the way from Ronnie in England. It's so thin it hurts like hell and often leaves marks. I kindly share one of the two she sent with Sunny, but she promptly lost hers.

The last is a lovely hand made paddle from Ella and her sweet husband Sam. I really like it unless... Nick gets carries away.



Most of our wooden toys 






Most of our leather toys






Our most painful toys







And finally the majority of our toys -
 thirty-two pictured here and I know of  
five that are missing from the picture.



Now it's your turn. How about getting all your toys together and posting pictures for the rest of us. When you dig them all out you may find more than you thought you had. It can lead to a stinging afternoon, but I bet you'll enjoy it.

47 comments:

  1. Goodness me, I am never coming to play at your house. And you say Nick is not a serious spanker. Pull the other one, you must be the naughtiest girl amongst us!!!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. No, no - I'm never naughty. You'll notice all these toys are in very good shape.

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  2. Giggling at Jan's comment. Wow, that is some arsenal PK. Sadly our implements are very few, and not much used these days.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. These should be seeing more use. Remember, I've been collecting a long time.

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  3. I am impressed by your "toy" collection...there are a few in there that I would not be too pleased to see come out to play. It is fun shopping for new ones...
    hugs abby

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    1. I love shopping for new one much more than I like having them turned loose on my butt.

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  4. Love Jan's comment about you being the naughtiest amongst us. What a lot of toys. We don't have many, although I will have to dig them out. I might be surprised.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. It is surprising when you put them all together.

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  5. Good god, PK! It's a virtual smorgasbord of implements. If I am to do this, it would have to be a weekend project. The only thing unique that we have is an antique Japanese Rice Paddle. Deadly.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. I would like to see a picture of that though. On the picture of the most painful ones there is a little white one with Chinese or Japanese writing on it. It came from my mom's house and I really don't know what it is.

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  6. Sheesh girl! I can honestly say ours are way less!! You guys are pros! ;)

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    1. Man I wish! If they only got used!

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  7. Challenge accepted. I haven't even seen ours in forever. It will take some digging around. Picture coming soon.

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    1. Now that yours are out...

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  8. Impressive collection. You have more toys than me. Shame SG lost her cane maybe I should send her another one.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    Xx

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    1. I definitely think you should! Actually address it to Ray.

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  9. I am just as surprised as the others who have commented. I know you love everything spanking, but I did not think Nick has been making use of heavy straps, thick paddles, and the wicked cane. Not sure I would hold up under all that "attention". I do love it when I am not the only one in the house who looks at something and thinks it would be a good implement though.

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    1. He likes the heavy leather strap with the holes, but he wants a shorter one that would be better for OTK.

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  10. Oh, my goodness, what a collection! We have two leather paddles, one wooden one crafted by Harry and an evil rubber one that hasn't been near my bottom and I hope it never will. You must be naughtier than you let on!
    Rosie xx

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    1. I'm good as gold! Always!

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  11. Wow that's a lot of toys! :O :)

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  12. Wow! I can't say I'm envious of this collection of yours, I think we would lose track of all these toys. It is good to have options though and as long as everyone's happy then go to town!!

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    1. There are definitely some I love and some I HATE!

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  13. Deena6:14 PM

    I'm slightly embarrassed to say that we have one. Well, two if you count a hairbrush. We're still pretty clueless and my hubby is still hesitant. I don't think I'll have him read this specific post cuz I think it'd scare him! Me? I find it...interesting ;)

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    1. No, don't scare him away! It's taken many, many years to get to this point.

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  14. Some are in my secret place where they will remain forever, thank you very much.

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    1. I've asked Ronnie to send Ray a nice cane. I don't want you to feel left out.

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  15. I'm so impressed! Not only by your collection but by the number that were gifts from blog friends. Is there some sort of spanking tool exchange blog I've not discovered yet? :) Amy

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    1. I am the luckiest of bloggers. I've met nine bloggers in person and we're all bad about exchanging weapons of ass destruction.

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  16. So, did I ever tell you about the time my son was looking in my room for something and asked me why I had two wooden spoons in my cabinet? Yeah....that happened! HAHAHA! Such an awkward moment

    I don't know if I will be able to get them out for a pic, but I had to put the wooden spoons back in the kitchen. The rest of the stuff is locked in a briefcase.
    grace

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    1. I know this has happened. LJ and Collin were looking for a white shirt in our closet one time and they were in Nick's garment bad which is where we keep our longer toys. They had to have seen them, but they're adults and never mentioned them.

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  17. Ouch and ouch. Some of those look positively evil. Maybe i'll take a pic of my toys. Altho i HAVE chucked out about half. Thanks for sharing your arsenal :)

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    1. Some are ouchy for sure! And yes I need to chuck out a few myself.

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  18. PK, You came up with a great idea! I'll see what I can do.

    Love your collection. I see some of our toys in your pictures. Great minds, huh?

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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    1. I'd love to see your collection. Yes some are classic.

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  19. That is an impressive collection. Do you have 5 favorites from that lot? Anything you are hoping to add? EL

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    1. I want a purple suede flogger!

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    2. I have one...I love it...it looks so pretty in the back of my closet ;-) If only it would come out to play once and a while :-)

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  20. wow! That's all I can think to say.

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    1. If only they were used more often.

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  21. Holy Spanking Toys, PK!!! What a collection that you have! We don't have near as many. Usually Rob grabs those darn spatulas, or the cheeseboard, or the... LOL!

    My pleasure to gift you with those silicon spatulas (scrapers)! Please take note that BOTH have lovely things on them- beach thoughts and hearts. SO when they are used on your bottom, just as I said before, you can think about how much your spanky friend from afar loves you! Wasn't that nice of me? :D

    That paddle that Sunny gifted us with a couple of summers ago, is just... there are no words! Rob has only used it a couple of times, and only with a swat or two. It is locked up in our toy bag, so it is not so easy to reach for luckily. That is where it had better stay! Wasn't Sunny nice? And she thought that it was about games! YIKES!

    Fun post about your great collection. Makes my bottom hurt just looking. Many hugs and love,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Sunny's paddle SUCKS! Now when I've used your 'spatulas' I beat things with them - not butts, brownie batter and such. Then I use them to scrape the bowl. Now I've always though of spatulas as something to flip eggs with. Then again, I'm not the cook.

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  22. I somehow missed this...but when I saw Sunny's post about a challenge I somehow intuitively knew it began with you. :-) So fun to see your collection. Some look great as decorations or to feed into the fantasy of all of it...but I don't think I would like the reality on my behind. :-) Others look fun...like your leather collection... :-) Hugs

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    1. It all fun to a point. As long as Nick is in a good mood.

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  23. Well, now I know who the culprit is!!!

    How can you possibly have a place to keep all these! You need a bank vault!

    And here was I happily thinking that Dan's hand could be as hard as granite!

    I think you could supply Blogland and still have some over! Chuckle!

    Many hugs
    Ami

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    1. There are certainly a few I'd be happy to donate to needy spankos! I think the hand is definitely the best - at least when the sting becomes too great you know he's 'feeling' it too.

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