Yep it’s the truth. Nick has spanked me twice for a mistake he made. Here’s what happened. Nick gets up and leaves for work before the butt crack of dawn. He’s out of the house and gone about 4:50 AM. I usually know when he get’s out of bed and goes to the shower, dresses, but he is supposed to tell me by when he leaves. Most of the time he does, but the other morning – Tuesday, he forgot. I don’t like waking up and just realizing he’s gone.
*Note of no real importance here: Nick claimed he most certainly did tell me good-by and that in turn I told him ‘I love you’ as he left. I have no doubt he was just lying to cover his obvious mistake. Anyway this is my blog and I’ll tell the truth as I see it.
So that afternoon when he got home I fussed at him for his lack of consideration for his sweet and loving wife. Instead of getting on his knees and apologizing to me for his over site, he grabbed a wooden spoon and spanks me, the innocent victim in all this. Honestly, accusing me of ‘lying’ about him. Can’t you just feel the injustice?
Well, even though he was totally and completely in the wrong I decided to forgive him. But then, Wednesday morning, as I am snoozing peacefully in my bed, my blankets are yanked off and that darn paddle he made for me was spanking my poor naked butt for all it was worth. Meanwhile the villain welding this dense wooden paddle was saying things like “I’m leaving now honey, I just wanted to be sure you knew I was going. I didn’t want you to wake up and think I’d left with out saying good-by.” And quick as that, he was out the door leaving me with a red butt.
And now you see that I was spanked twice for something that was Nick’s fault in the first place. Funny though, I sure was in a good mood Wednesday morning and even went to school with a smile on my face. I wonder how that happened?