A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00... on one condition..."
Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
Yes, yes and *YES*!
ReplyDeleteSo awesome!!!! It really made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeletePK: Love that story. The male version is a guy meets a striking woman at a bnd she says she'll do anything he wants for a certain amount of money. He sais OK, gives her the money and says write my lesson plan.
ReplyDeleteFD
PK, I've loved that joke for years. WEG!!!
ReplyDeleteStill it made my wife laugh.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.
Cracked me up. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteDebbie :)
Loved it, thanks for the laugh PK.
ReplyDeleteRonnie
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Sorry PK deleted comment was mine x
Says it all. Three words. The house is dirty and it need a cleaning!
ReplyDeleteMarine's wife,
ReplyDeleteI knew others would understand!
Lawyer,
It struck me funny too.
FD,
LOL! I could use that too!
Paul,
Some of the ones that have been around the longest are the truest!
Debbie,
Did me too.
Ronnie,
I love a good joke.
Fool of Fools,
Some one cleaning my house it VERY sexy!
Mthc,
You know it sister!