Categorizing implements

I want to start right off with good news. Much to my surprise, I lost 1.2 pounds last week! I can’t say why or how. I know one day in particular I definitely did some over eating, but I lost and I’ll take it! I’ve lost a total of 17 pounds since I began WW. I sure hope I can have two good weeks back to back.

Nick and I were able to get in some play time yesterday afternoon. We started off with our traditional strip card game. Nick was winning big time at cards, I didn’t stand a chance, as I soon found myself nude and on the receiving end of the strap. Nick, the winner, got an afternoon of pampering – an overall massage, playtime with a few kinky toys, a great BJ (honey coated), and a few other little things thrown in along the way. Of course by the time the afternoon was over we were no longer sure of who was supposed to have won or lost, it never seems to matter after a certain point.

I’ve been thinking about our growing arsenal of spanking toys lately. I think I’ve got them divided into four categories, as follows:

1. Light weight giggles (LWG) – these are the one that sometimes make noise, but really for a true spanko, they are a joke. They’re fun when your guy used them, but honestly they wouldn’t hurt a fly. Some examples would be –









2. Okay I guess (OIG) –these are your moderate spanking implements. They can surely produce a nice sting, but they don’t exactly strike fear into the heart of a spanko. For me OIGs might include the following.











3. Yo, exceptional spankers (YES) Now we’re talking! Of course these are my favorites. I find these sensuous and sexy. These are the ones you thinking about when you’re craving a spanking, but they can produce just that bit of fear. You never know exactly how he might decide to use them. Is he secretly upset about something? Is he just playing? Is there something he really wants you to remember? These hurt – no two ways about it, but it’s the kind of hurt you can take, you can absorb it and you usually want more, even as you bury your head and kick your feet. Here are some of my YESs.












4. Oh, shit not this again! (OSNTA) – These are the ones that just hurt. They are evil and should be destroyed. They are not fun to play with and there is a place burning in hell just waiting for them. For me these include,

















Oh come on, you didn’t think I was going to show them did you. What Nick doesn’t know for sure won’t hurt me!

It reminds me of when I used to work with three other girls at the veterinary hospital. One girl was deathly afraid of spiders, one had the same type fear of snakes and the third was terrified by mice. We all cheerfully tormented our friends with the things we knew they feared the most. I was smarter than the rest. Thirty years later I’m still friends with these women and to this day they don’t know my secret fear. I’ve always been smart enough to keep it to myself. I still have the same fear and I’m still not telling!

I hope you all have a wonderful week. And maybe you would like to make up some of your own categories and tell us about your spanking toys.