Well I joined Weight Watchers last night. I do want to lose some weight but life style changes are hard at this age. Did I just say that? I should say changing my dietary preferences will be hard at this age. Changes like asking my husband to spank me, falling madly in love with him again, and becoming a raving sex manic were all fairly easy. I know WW can work but I am not really much of a joiner. As I sat through the first meeting my mind began wandering.
I wondered how the meeting would have been different if we had all been there. I picture Cassie standing to the side (giving time for the tattoos to heal) asking, “Will I lose faster if I become a switch?” Teresa and I just wanted to know “How many calories will the average spanking burn?” Bonnie is writing descriptive blogs on how to eat carrots and bananas for maximum enjoyment, while CeeCi has Grace demonstrating the techniques so she can document them with her new lens. Meanwhile Eva and Tigger are bouncing in their seats waving their hands in the air and finally shout out the same question “How many calories in a blow job?”
I have got to be more careful where I mind blog. Sitting in a group of strange women trying to hide am enormous grin and not burst out laughing is going to get me carted off one of these days! Oh well, I wish you guy really were there with me. It would be a hoot!
Ceeci be gentle, it's been awhile since this butt has had any demonstrating!
ReplyDeleteOh the fun we could have, but I doubt we'd talk much about diet.
Very funny post!
HUGS
grace
I really enjoyed this post Elis, not only that it was funny, but Mel and I had a load of giggles when we joined in the 70's. Life was good, perhaps a little too good, which we both noticed when sharing our favourite sport. We found WW a riot, the look on Mel's face when she stepped on the scales, the way she danced round the scales when I got on, in full bratting mode she was, and she was a giggle pot, always was, she would make the whole class laugh.
ReplyDeleteI felt really sorry for the counsellor, it didn't take long for us to make target, we didn't have that much to lose.
Thanks for sharing dear girl.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Grace keeps moving!! Do you know how hard it is to take a picture of a wriggling fanny?
ReplyDeleteThis was hilarious, I was right there with you! I think that if you put as much energy into Weight Watchers as you've put into other things in your life, you'll reach your goal in no time!!
**Big Hugs**
♥ CeeCi
ROFLMBO!!!! I just snorted diet pepsi out my nose. This was too funny!!!
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Were you really thinking about penile shaped veges, the calories of cum, and spankings at weight watchers? Did you get anything out of the meeting? You do know you are supposed to eat the veges not play with them right? Either way though, I think there still low cal!
ReplyDeleteGrace, you know any of us would be gentle!
ReplyDeletePaul, I wish some folks like you and Mel were there. It was pretty dull except for what was going on in my head.
CeeCi, pop Grace on the butt and tell her to be still!
Eva, at least it was diet!
Theresa, eat them, really? I probably didn't get too much out of the meeting. After conversing with all you guys other people have a hard time getting my attention!
Brian, if we ever get this group together Diane is definitely invited!
I did some research for you:
ReplyDeleteA tablespoon of semen contains approximately six calories. Semen does contain protein, but it also contains all kinds of chemicals and minerals, including water, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and zinc. But it does not contain enough of any of these things to be considered "nutritious."
If I remember correctly 6 calories is 0 points. Go for it!
Mary- thanks!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if you need weight watchers, but if we get this group together you are invited too!
Elis
I found this site by accident. I have started reading it from the first post on. I thought, that I would post to the newest post, when I got there. I have to say that I have thoroughly enjoyed the posts, and am of a mind to talk to my SO and maybe blog myself, though I doubt they would be nearly as interesting or entertaining. I identify a lot with the posts and comments here and though I have tagged most of the other sites, I have yet to get to them. My interest is definately peaked! I LOVED this entry and hope, should you decide to start a formal spanking WW group, that I might be able to join as well. This was awesome! Nice to find this site, I cannot wait to read the other entries!
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ReplyDeleteLOL! Glad you left a comment. A group like this would get me back to WW in a hurry. So far I haven't found one. Oh well...
Hugs,
PK