Well I joined Weight Watchers last night. I do want to lose some weight but life style changes are hard at this age. Did I just say that? I should say changing my dietary preferences will be hard at this age. Changes like asking my husband to spank me, falling madly in love with him again, and becoming a raving sex manic were all fairly easy. I know WW can work but I am not really much of a joiner. As I sat through the first meeting my mind began wandering.
I wondered how the meeting would have been different if we had all been there. I picture Cassie standing to the side (giving time for the tattoos to heal) asking, “Will I lose faster if I become a switch?” Teresa and I just wanted to know “How many calories will the average spanking burn?” Bonnie is writing descriptive blogs on how to eat carrots and bananas for maximum enjoyment, while CeeCi has Grace demonstrating the techniques so she can document them with her new lens. Meanwhile Eva and Tigger are bouncing in their seats waving their hands in the air and finally shout out the same question “How many calories in a blow job?”
I have got to be more careful where I mind blog. Sitting in a group of strange women trying to hide am enormous grin and not burst out laughing is going to get me carted off one of these days! Oh well, I wish you guy really were there with me. It would be a hoot!