This is a throw-back Thursday post. I posted it several years ago, but when I came across it a while back I thought I might post it again and ask people to list their favorite pervertables.
Ruler - Depending on what it's made of can create quite a sting.
Spatula - These hard plastic one can make a real impression!
Backscratcher - This stings way more than you would think it would from looking at it.
Slipper - Haven't really tried this one. Nick doesn't wear slippers.
Dowel rod - These sting like hell! Way too cane like for my taste but Nick still keep one by the bed.
Bungee cord - When used like a loopy Johnny I hear that this is formidable!
Dog collar - I think this one speak for itself.
Paint stirrer - These are kinda nice. Good sound, some sting, but not too much in the way of pain.
Fly swatter - I'm guessing that many of us remember these from when we were kids and it usually got used on the bare legs rather than our behinds back then.
Bath brush- Painful!!! I think that they're pretty but damn they HURT!
Ping pong paddle - Hard to explain if you don't have a table but it people aren't thinking too hard they won't be surprised to see it lying around.
Foam sword - and my most interesting and favorite pervertable our sword from Disney World. It's just the right combination of sting and thud. It's perfect for a serious good girl.
Lets do some sharing. I would love to hear what you favorite pervertables are!
Hi PK, this made me laugh. I can tell you that the slipper is really really bad. I hate it just as much as wood. Hubby's favourite pervertable is a longish wooden ruler that stings like you know what. I rather like a pink silicon spoon myself...
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
In that case Nick will remain slipper-less. The bamboo backscratcher is very painful, which always surprises me.
DeleteHas to be the Japanese rice paddle. Quite pretty with some symbols carved at the base of the handle. Sam says, "I feel like some fried rice." That thing is simply deadly.
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Hmmm... I may have one of those. I'll send a picture some time I really didn't know what it was. It came from my parents house - one of their souvenirs from their travels. If it's the same thing I agree it hurts like a somofabitch!
DeleteLoved your post. No favourite here but I don't mind the thin wooden ball game paddle. P's likes our long wooden ruler. Jan is right the slipper is not a good one.
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Ronnie
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I'm steering clear of the slipper, that's for sure!
DeleteHi PK,
ReplyDeleteHardly ever used but many years ago I found a beach ball bat; same idea as a ping pong paddle only bigger.
We have something like that - but it's wooden and fairly thick and it hurts like hell. It was given to me by my DEAR friend Sunny!
DeleteI really enjoy the heart shaped wooden spoon from Ronnie and the slapper from Sunny! I hate a plastic purple bath brush we have!
ReplyDeleteFun PK!
Any kind of bath brush is awful - I don't know why. The slapper you're talking about, is that the doggin bat? I love mine.
DeleteI think I'll take the foam sword! Lolol. TBG has not used anything but his hand. Well, a belt, but that was for playtime ;) I hear the slipper is incredibly stingy. And I don't think I would like that dowel rod....
ReplyDeleteI hated the dowel rod - way too cane-like for me. The foam sword does feel pretty good except when used extremely hard. I got it at Disney World.
DeleteAlong the lines of a wooden spoon, we have a wooden pasta measure with different sized holes for different sized servings - not a favourite though! I would also say to stay away from any slippers. And I don't like the thought of that Bungee thing!
ReplyDeleteI've seen one of those pasta things - doesn't look fun. I felt that bungee thing once and it was horrible. Anything like a loopy-johnny makes me safe word on sight.
DeleteNever felt the slipper but one Rey used a leather flip-flop that was awful. Of course, there are several of those above that I'd rather never experience again.
ReplyDeleteI've never experienced the bungee - and I won't. I only slapped it against my thigh once. That was enough. I love a good paint stirrer though.
DeleteThese made me laugh, PK. The silicone spatula makes one heck of an impression also. Oh and Matthew found a very thin acrylic cutting board at Walmart...he could really set my bottom on fire with that sucker! And of course, are the teak wooden spoons that always had to be easily accessible. ;)
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Don't even mention acrylic to me - I hate it. Are we getting more picky as we get older?
DeleteThe things you find at Target. We have this short, thick paddle but it is actually a cheese server.
ReplyDeletehave a silicone spatula that is very stingy...and of course there is always the hairbrush that sits on my dresser... :-) Sorry I am so late to the party...catching up
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