Tuesday, June 18, 2013

I don’t mean to make you jealous…

Oh who am I kidding? How often can a middle aged, over-weight, gray-haired (only at the roots, of course) lady make her younger, hotter friends jealous over her sex life? It began like this…

Nick has the next three weeks off, not bad so far. Our wonderful kids are off happily living their own lives, another point in our favor. So this morning, sleeping late with a little cool breeze blowing in the window I let my hand do a little roaming. And, shame on me, I woke my husband, he didn’t seem to mind too much.  We were sleeping in the nude, why not, we’re alone. There was touching and kissing and a variety of other things taking place since we had no particular time to get up and no where we had to be. Nick eventually grabbed the Hitachi Magic Wand and wrapped his arms around me as I finished with that. (Ladies if you do not have a Hitachi Magic Wand – run, don’t walk, to your computer and order one today! You won’t regret it!) Nick got up then but I couldn’t move and drifted off back to sleep for a while longer.

After I got up we did some errands, bought a shower gift for our niece and went out for a nice lunch.  Back home I wrote a little while Nick lay by the pool and after that we both napped as a thunderstorm rolled through. When I woke from my nap I found an email from Nick asking me if I would be willing to give him a massage around four. Hmmm… I didn’t mind a bit.  He got a massage, a full body massage you might say. And it must have been a good one because by the time we were through all our muscles combined had turned to putty.

Well that's how I spent my Monday.  Now I know it’s not a contest or anything, but can anyone top that?

Written by PK at 5:30 PM



At 12:47 AM, Blogger Blondie said...

You win, I can't even get close to your wonderful day. But good for you. You so deserve all the good you can get.

At 12:51 AM, Blogger Minelle Labraun said...

Nope...I cannot! That sounds lovely!

At 2:54 AM, Blogger ronnie said...

Yes you did make me jealous:) A wonderful Monday. Sounds like you are going to have a great summer holiday.



At 4:21 AM, Blogger Roz said...

Hey PK, yep, I'm jealous and no, I definitely can't top that. What did I do Monday? Work! sigh

Sounds like a wonderful day. Good for you two!


At 4:45 AM, Blogger DelFonte said...

Yep, I'm green. Sounds fantastic and so relaxing.
I have got a birthday soon.... maybe I could drop hints to him....

At 7:00 AM, Blogger TL Bucko said...

Well that sounds like the best Monday ever. We can call you peanut butter, because you are making everyone jelly. LOL. Enjoy your vacation.

At 7:01 AM, Blogger Terpsichore said...

Such a lovely day! Worth the wait! And no not jealous, completely happy for you! Though perhaps a little envious... :-) Hugs, Terps

At 7:08 AM, Blogger bob said...

Yes I toped that... until I woke up does that count? Sigh
I am glad someone had a stellar day.


At 7:53 AM, Blogger Paul said...

no can't top that, glad your day was so wonderful, hope that you have many more such days.
Love and warm hugs,

At 9:26 AM, Blogger abby said...

What a delightful day. I got to spend it with my grands, so it was special. After 3 months of the above..how will you ever go back to work??
hugs abby

At 10:12 AM, Blogger sunnygirl said...

I am so blinking jealous. There is no way my Monday even had a shred of what you experienced.

So happy - I am sure you are still floating. We may be more mature but we're not dead. lol

At 1:26 PM, Blogger Mona Lisa said...

Pk, from what planet did you come here to Earth to greet us poor people?
I definitely want to visit your planet ....LOL

I had a nice Tuesday, but nothing that compares to yours. And the next 10 years, it looks to be so.

At 5:01 PM, Blogger Ami Starsong said...

I can't imagine a Monday like you describe! And I am still busy teaching and running exams - we don't finish till the end of July! Then school's out forever as they say!

Will check out the magic wand, but I think it's somewhat similar to my candy pink vibe.... (Well, I'm an Ami, whatever other colour would I choose?!)

Your mention of grey roots had me running to the mirror! I think my roots are white by now!

Many hugs honey, you deserve your recreation time!!


At 8:18 PM, Blogger Ashley said...

I chased kids all day, did laundry, made piles of peanut butter sandwhiches and almost slipped in a puddle of pee. I want to middle aged NOW.....!!!!!

At 9:03 PM, Blogger PK said...

It doesn't happen too often, but it was worth blogging about.

At 9:03 PM, Blogger PK said...

I know you for sure don't have an empty house.

At 9:05 PM, Blogger PK said...

It's not often i get to make you jealous, although you've made me jealous often enough.

At 9:06 PM, Blogger PK said...

I'm telling you the ONLY time to be jealous of a teacher is during summer!

At 9:06 PM, Blogger PK said...

That sounds like a good idea and a great way to celebrate a birthday.

At 9:07 PM, Blogger PK said...

It's one of the best Mondays I've ever had!

At 9:09 PM, Blogger PK said...

I think that's the way it happens. Out here we take turns being a little jealous of each other.

At 9:09 PM, Blogger PK said...

It was better than most of my dreams. Yep, it was a stellar day.

At 9:15 PM, Blogger PK said...

Thanks Paul,
Wonderful days don't come along all the time, I wanted to stop and take notice.

At 9:16 PM, Blogger PK said...

Now spending the day with grandkids would be it's own kind of wonderful. I don't want to think about going back for one minute.

At 9:23 PM, Blogger PK said...

I think more mature is wonderful! We have more experience!

At 9:26 PM, Blogger PK said...

I just had to brag a little. It won't be long before I'm retires and there may be a few more of these.

At 9:29 PM, Blogger PK said...

You are the really lucky one - school out forever! Just what I want! I had a nice vibrator, completely sufficient, but the HMW was an amazing improvement.

Actually I'm hoping it's white rather than gray. My mom's family has beautiful white hair. I wouldn't mind someday.

At 9:31 PM, Blogger PK said...

Bless your heart! You've made an old gal feel even better about her age. Of course there are days when I envy those of you who still have your little one around.

At 11:28 PM, Blogger Renee Rose said...

Go ahead and gloat-- it was a good one!! Glad you had fun!

At 11:51 PM, Blogger Florida Dom said...

Hope you did it all over again Tuesday. Sounds like you had a wonderful day. Enjoy those lazy, hazy days of summer.


At 12:12 AM, Blogger Irishey said...

Lovely. Mine might have rivalled yours, but I don't have a Hitachi Magic Wand. :'( Lol!

I didn't think I ever would buy one because I grew up with a Hitachi grill that we just called The Hitachi. I can't tell you how many times I heard my mother say she was going to go put the meat on the Hitachi. I hear my mom in my head every time someone writes about her HMW. Lol! I just can't reconcile it, ya know?

But, guess what! The company took their name out of the product's official name. Now it's simply The Magic Wand or something similar. There might be hope for me after all! ;-)

It sounds like a wonderful day for both of you. I hope your summer has many repeats. Oh, and I agree about the grandkids - they're amazing.

Happy hugs for you,


At 2:04 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

Open wound, insert salt!

I can't even come close to topping that. Sounds wonderful. Enjoy!!

At 6:18 PM, Blogger PK said...

LOL! We have to grab our chances to gloat when we get them.

At 6:19 PM, Blogger PK said...

We might be getting too old for every day like that, but it's a long summer.

At 6:21 PM, Blogger PK said...

You go for that 'magic wand' now, I wouldn't steer you wrong. I'm sometimes surprised how many of us sexy/spanko writers are grandmothers (or are old enough to be). And twenty year olds think they have the market on hot sex!

At 6:22 PM, Blogger PK said...

I wasn't expecting it - you never know, your day might be tomorrow.


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