Oh who am I kidding? How often can a middle aged,
over-weight, gray-haired (only at the roots, of course) lady make her younger,
hotter friends jealous over her sex life? It began like this…
Nick has the next three weeks off, not bad so far. Our
wonderful kids are off happily living their own lives, another point in our
favor. So this morning, sleeping late with a little cool breeze blowing in the
window I let my hand do a little roaming. And, shame on me, I woke my husband, he
didn’t seem to mind too much. We were
sleeping in the nude, why not, we’re alone. There was touching and kissing and
a variety of other things taking place since we had no particular time to get
up and no where we had to be. Nick eventually grabbed the Hitachi Magic Wand
and wrapped his arms around me as I finished with that. (Ladies if you do not
have a Hitachi Magic Wand – run, don’t walk, to your computer and order one today! You won’t regret it!) Nick got up
then but I couldn’t move and drifted off back to sleep for a while longer.
After I got up we did some errands, bought a shower gift for
our niece and went out for a nice lunch.
Back home I wrote a little while Nick lay by the pool and after that we
both napped as a thunderstorm rolled through. When I woke from my nap I found
an email from Nick asking me if I would be willing to give him a massage around
four. Hmmm… I didn’t mind a bit. He got
a massage, a full body massage you might say. And it must have been a good one
because by the time we were through all our muscles combined had turned to putty.
Well that's how I spent my Monday. Now I know it’s not a contest or anything,
but can anyone top that?
You win, I can't even get close to your wonderful day. But good for you. You so deserve all the good you can get.
ReplyDeleteBlondie,
DeleteIt doesn't happen too often, but it was worth blogging about.
Nope...I cannot! That sounds lovely!
ReplyDeleteMinelle,
DeleteI know you for sure don't have an empty house.
Yes you did make me jealous:) A wonderful Monday. Sounds like you are going to have a great summer holiday.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Ronnie,
DeleteIt's not often i get to make you jealous, although you've made me jealous often enough.
Hey PK, yep, I'm jealous and no, I definitely can't top that. What did I do Monday? Work! sigh
ReplyDeleteSounds like a wonderful day. Good for you two!
Hugs,
Roz
Roz,
DeleteI'm telling you the ONLY time to be jealous of a teacher is during summer!
Yep, I'm green. Sounds fantastic and so relaxing.
ReplyDeleteI have got a birthday soon.... maybe I could drop hints to him....
hugs
DF
DF,
DeleteThat sounds like a good idea and a great way to celebrate a birthday.
Well that sounds like the best Monday ever. We can call you peanut butter, because you are making everyone jelly. LOL. Enjoy your vacation.
ReplyDeleteTL,
DeleteIt's one of the best Mondays I've ever had!
Such a lovely day! Worth the wait! And no not jealous, completely happy for you! Though perhaps a little envious... :-) Hugs, Terps
ReplyDeleteTerps,
DeleteI think that's the way it happens. Out here we take turns being a little jealous of each other.
Yes I toped that... until I woke up does that count? Sigh
ReplyDeleteI am glad someone had a stellar day.
Bob
Bob,
DeleteIt was better than most of my dreams. Yep, it was a stellar day.
PK,
ReplyDeleteno can't top that, glad your day was so wonderful, hope that you have many more such days.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.
Thanks Paul,
DeleteWonderful days don't come along all the time, I wanted to stop and take notice.
What a delightful day. I got to spend it with my grands, so it was special. After 3 months of the above..how will you ever go back to work??
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Abby,
DeleteNow spending the day with grandkids would be it's own kind of wonderful. I don't want to think about going back for one minute.
I am so blinking jealous. There is no way my Monday even had a shred of what you experienced.
ReplyDeleteSo happy - I am sure you are still floating. We may be more mature but we're not dead. lol
Sunny,
DeleteI think more mature is wonderful! We have more experience!
Pk, from what planet did you come here to Earth to greet us poor people?
ReplyDeleteI definitely want to visit your planet ....LOL
I had a nice Tuesday, but nothing that compares to yours. And the next 10 years, it looks to be so.
Mona,
DeleteI just had to brag a little. It won't be long before I'm retires and there may be a few more of these.
I can't imagine a Monday like you describe! And I am still busy teaching and running exams - we don't finish till the end of July! Then school's out forever as they say!
ReplyDeleteWill check out the magic wand, but I think it's somewhat similar to my candy pink vibe.... (Well, I'm an Ami, whatever other colour would I choose?!)
Your mention of grey roots had me running to the mirror! I think my roots are white by now!
Many hugs honey, you deserve your recreation time!!
Ami
Ami,
DeleteYou are the really lucky one - school out forever! Just what I want! I had a nice vibrator, completely sufficient, but the HMW was an amazing improvement.
Actually I'm hoping it's white rather than gray. My mom's family has beautiful white hair. I wouldn't mind someday.
I chased kids all day, did laundry, made piles of peanut butter sandwhiches and almost slipped in a puddle of pee. I want to middle aged NOW.....!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAshley,
DeleteBless your heart! You've made an old gal feel even better about her age. Of course there are days when I envy those of you who still have your little one around.
Go ahead and gloat-- it was a good one!! Glad you had fun!
ReplyDeleteLOL! We have to grab our chances to gloat when we get them.
DeleteHope you did it all over again Tuesday. Sounds like you had a wonderful day. Enjoy those lazy, hazy days of summer.
ReplyDeleteFD
FD,
DeleteWe might be getting too old for every day like that, but it's a long summer.
Lovely. Mine might have rivalled yours, but I don't have a Hitachi Magic Wand. :'( Lol!
ReplyDeleteI didn't think I ever would buy one because I grew up with a Hitachi grill that we just called The Hitachi. I can't tell you how many times I heard my mother say she was going to go put the meat on the Hitachi. I hear my mom in my head every time someone writes about her HMW. Lol! I just can't reconcile it, ya know?
But, guess what! The company took their name out of the product's official name. Now it's simply The Magic Wand or something similar. There might be hope for me after all! ;-)
It sounds like a wonderful day for both of you. I hope your summer has many repeats. Oh, and I agree about the grandkids - they're amazing.
Happy hugs for you,
Irishey
Irishey,
DeleteYou go for that 'magic wand' now, I wouldn't steer you wrong. I'm sometimes surprised how many of us sexy/spanko writers are grandmothers (or are old enough to be). And twenty year olds think they have the market on hot sex!
Open wound, insert salt!
ReplyDeleteLol
I can't even come close to topping that. Sounds wonderful. Enjoy!!
Sarah,
DeleteI wasn't expecting it - you never know, your day might be tomorrow.