Wednesday, April 10, 2013

My plan for more spanking

Today I put my little plan in actions – I have no idea if it will work or not.  It’s going to take a while to see.  It’s an ultra simple plan, based of something I did with Mollie when she was small.

I take a nap on Sunday afternoons, some of you know what a fantastic cook my MIL is and after one of her fantastic meals that nap is a must.  When LJ was a baby there was no problem, he would fall asleep on the way home and I’d tuck him in his crib.  Even if he woke up before me he would simply play quietly in his bed until I went in to get him.

Then Mollie came along – an absolute perfect baby. Until she learned to walk and talk, then all hell broke lose. Sunday naps were a thing of the past and it was so hard on me. Mollie just would not sleep during the day, and trying to get her to take a nap was taking a toll.  Finally just before she turned three I hit on the solution.

I told Mollie that I’d thought about it and that one of us had to take a nap on Sunday afternoon.  Her little face looked so sad.  Then I told her, if she really didn’t want to take one then I’d take it for her, but if she woke me up she’d have to take the nap.  She was so happy with the plan!   During my nap she played quietly in her room with her dolls, her trucks, and her stuff animals – she was quiet as could be.  Problem solved!

These days the problem is Nick doesn’t spank me enough.  I don’t spank, I have on real desire to, but Nick has never minded me giving him a swat or two to let him know how things feel. Yesterday I cornered him in the kitchen and asked for his wallet.  Strangely enough he was somewhat hesitant?  Now why would a loving husband hesitate to give his wife his wallet? LOL!  Anyway, I didn’t want his money – I just wanted a clear shot at his butt.

I grabbed a wooden spoon and started whacking that cute butt, good.  I told him plainly, “I think one of us should be spanked at least twice a week.  Now I’m perfectly happy to be on the receiving end, but if I don’t get spanked, that only leaves you!”  I was not being particularly light with the spoon either.  Some times he’ll give me 4 or 5 medium swats, but that’s like Mollie letting me sleep for five minutes – NOT ENOUGH!

So I kept it up and Nick, being a good-natured sort, let me get away with it for a while before taking the spoon away from me and returning the favor.  I don’t want him to spank my butt for a solid 5 to 10 minutes, but keeping it up for just a whole minute is wonderful! He asked, “You sure you want me to keep going?”  I promised him he’s stop before I’d call a halt to it.  And he did, fearing he’d break the spoon.

I pointed out to him that our whole kitchen encounter probably took less than three minutes – surely he could do that twice a week!  He did admit that it had not taken much time. But mentioned that often when he thought of spanking I was firmly seated with a computer on my lap.  I agreed with him, but quickly pointed out that never once, in the almost sever years I’ve been a computer addict, have I failed to put the computer down as soon as he asked me too – especially if he’s holding an implement!

Now you have my grand, yet simple plan.  What do you think? Is Nick going to remember to take two to three minutes out of the week to give me what I want so much, or am I going to have to chase that boy down and spank his ass? After all one of us is going to get spanked!

Written by PK at 7:30 PM



At 3:54 AM, Blogger Bas said...

In the grand scheme of things, this is one of the most Devilish plans I have ever encountered.
Poor Mollie.
Poor Nick.

They stand no chance against this diabolic napping spanko.

Love it, don't forget to buy a new stock of kitchen spoons!


At 6:02 AM, Blogger Ami Starsong said...

And my problem is that Starman doesn't spank me enough either! So I am very impressed with the way in which you decided to address the problem. I am determined to see if it will work for me - for us. It's not that I am greedy, but sometimes it just doesn't feel quite long enough or hard enough of simply ENOUGH! And my DREAM would be in the kitchen over the counter!

See how you are leading me on PK!

Many hugs


At 6:10 AM, Blogger kiwigirliegirl said...

Love you plan pk. I'd like to be spanked on a daily basis bit its not going to happen, instead I get a full on 20 to 30 minute session on a sunday...good luck I have a feeling nick might have gotten the message

At 7:03 AM, Blogger an English Rose said...

Hi PK, I agree with this plan totally. I am like Ami, not spanked enough:( You are a genius to come up with this idea. I am going to bring this up to hubby immediately.
lots of love Jan.xx

At 7:09 AM, Blogger Faerie Wings said...

Great plan!!!! I hope it works for you :)

At 7:32 AM, Blogger Mona Lisa said...

I like your plan.
Now we wait for the next blog "who spanks who." Lol.

At 7:34 AM, Blogger Paul said...

LOL, hopefully it will backfire on you.
Love and warm hugs,

At 8:22 AM, Blogger Roz said...

LoL PK, a very cunning plan indeed, I love it.

Good Luck!


At 8:26 AM, Blogger Minelle Labraun said...

Oh boy, what a plan! I love how your mind works. See -now if he isn't stepping-up you get to step in! That will not last long!
Happy spanking!

At 8:59 AM, Blogger sunnygirl said...

What a great solution. Hope it works.

At 9:34 AM, Blogger ronnie said...

LOL, love it. I'm so looking forward to hearing how it works.


At 9:46 AM, Blogger Isabella said...

Amazing plan......girls gotta do what a girls gotta do I always

At 10:37 AM, Blogger Queenie said...

Lol! Blogland is just full of very clever people with great ideas to steal. I'll be reading with much interest how this works out for you.

At 10:45 AM, Blogger DelFonte said...

The seed is planted - will it take root? Let's us know if your cunning plan works.

At 10:46 AM, Blogger bob said...


Remind me to never get you mad at me :) your a genus great plan but my vote is... you get your wish


At 11:27 AM, Blogger st said...

I love the way you think. This "plan" will work in so many areas. Love it!
Like the others said, keep us posted...

At 1:36 PM, Blogger Rogue said...

Flipping brilliant, I say. Surprising things happen when the spankee becomes the spankER. :)

At 2:04 PM, Blogger Tiffany said...

Love It! But you might have to chase him down a time or two before it sinks in :-)

At 2:27 PM, Blogger Terpsichore said...

I remember hearing about the nap time with Mollie...wouldn't you be so clever to think of a similar plan to help you get spanked more!!!
:-) I LOVE it!!! I hope it works for you...and I hope I am brave enough to try it myself...and that it works for me too! If it doesn't I will talk to your husband if you'll talk to mine.
:-) Hugs! Thanks for the spark of hope

At 4:59 PM, Blogger Viola Di Marzo said...

This is a great idea!
Actually I did something along this lines, only I was not that explicit.
In a very jokingly manner I chased him down with a wooden spoon and swatted his butt whenever he failed to do something he was supposed to do ( replace toilet paper roll, put away his shoes etc..)
It was fun! I can't say he does the same but he is more inclined to deliver those funny passing swats ;) and I never told him about this desire of mine...

At 8:39 PM, Blogger Florida Dom said...

PK: What a clever idea. Let us know if it works.


At 1:17 AM, Blogger Cat said...

Brilliant plan PK! Just remember not to wait too long between someone getting swats. ;)


At 7:38 PM, Blogger PK said...

I do love you, "diabolic napping spanko", if I were starting a new blog I believe I'd use this as a title.

At 7:40 PM, Blogger PK said...

I guess that the difference from us spanko and some of my spank-no friends. We never seem to get enough. Hope this works for both of us.

At 7:40 PM, Blogger PK said...

I hope so, but I've thought that before and it's never really taken.

At 7:42 PM, Blogger PK said...

Glad you're with us Jan. We'll have to see it through, they'll forget - we must remind them!

At 7:42 PM, Blogger PK said...

I'll let you know.

At 7:43 PM, Blogger PK said...

I sure hope I'm on the receiving end.

At 7:43 PM, Blogger PK said...

Thanks Paul,
That's my hope to!

At 7:44 PM, Blogger PK said...

Like Bas said, I'm diabolic!

At 7:44 PM, Blogger PK said...

Hopefully I'm well enough for something to happen soon.

At 7:45 PM, Blogger PK said...

Well it already did once!

At 7:45 PM, Blogger PK said...

You and me both!

At 7:46 PM, Blogger PK said...

Isn't that the truth!

At 7:46 PM, Blogger PK said...

That's the best part, we all learn from each other.

At 7:47 PM, Blogger PK said...

Fingers crossed! I let you know.

At 7:48 PM, Blogger PK said...

Thanks, should you start slipping I hope Bobbie remembers this.

At 7:48 PM, Blogger PK said...

It did work great for Mollie, hope Nick is as easy.

At 7:49 PM, Blogger PK said...

It's not the same, but there is some satisfaction.

At 7:50 PM, Blogger PK said...

Don't worry, I'm not above that.

At 7:50 PM, Blogger PK said...

It just might work - it's worth a try anyway!

At 7:52 PM, Blogger PK said...

I see, I was in your position for years - nearly 25, before I actually told him. Please share your desire. Nick's only regret in all this is that I waited so long in telling him.

At 7:52 PM, Blogger PK said...

I'll be posting all about it.

At 7:53 PM, Blogger PK said...

That's the thing, I can't let it go as he often does. I'll have to be consistent!

At 1:32 AM, Blogger grace said...

Hhhhmmmmm....probably wouldn't work for us, but I like the concept!

Hope you are feeling better soon, I wasn't feeling well today either!



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