Wednesday, April 03, 2013

More Sh%t southern women say

Here's where I shared some sh%t southern women say before.  Mollie sent me this one yesterday and once again I just loved it.  Of course it all sounds completely normal to me.  And that's no joke.   Hope you enjoy.


Written by PK at 1:30 AM

41 comments

41 Comments:

At 3:13 AM, Blogger Roz said...

LoL, thanks for the laugh PK. Scary, I know I say some of these things ... oh hell no! ... and I'm not even American, let alone from the Southern States! LoL

Hugs,
Roz

 
At 7:10 AM, Blogger Bas said...

About the only word I understood was the word "SUBTITLES" that was screaming through my head.

 
At 7:45 AM, Blogger Paul said...

PK,
what was all that about, I didn't understand a word.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.

 
At 8:05 AM, Blogger Fondles said...

Hahaha... yeah I've seen some of this on youtube too! It's hilarious. thanks for the share

 
At 8:11 AM, Blogger sunnygirl said...

I understand how it sounds normal to you. Sounds just like my relatives living in the south as I've told you before.
Funny as S**t. lol

 
At 8:12 AM, Blogger TL Bucko said...

Those are completely normal. Fixing instant grits is just plain wrong! Thanks for the laugh.

 
At 8:50 AM, Blogger Florida Dom said...

Enjoyed that PK. Thanks for sharing.

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger Minelle Labraun said...

I hesitate to say this but...I say many of these..and I only have a mother from the south. By-the -way I have looked up the actual history for the phrase "naked as a jay bird"
Great fun PK!

 
At 9:33 AM, Blogger SirQsmlb said...

Oh my goodness, I laughed sooo hard. I don't sound like that, but can in the right company and have one chile who sounds just like that!! When I first moved to the south I couldn't understand ANYTHING. it took forever and now, I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's somehow a bit comforting.

Thanks for the laugh!!! Can't wait to show it to Sir tonight, he's going to die!!

Hugs,
Fiona

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger Dana said...

Well I'm a definitely a southern woman. I understood all of that and have said most of it at one time or another.

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger Cygnet said...

My thought exactly! Instant grits simply are NOT grits (lol).

 
At 10:13 AM, Blogger Cygnet said...

I grew up in and around Texas, so most of those things they said I have said or at least heard more than once...I didn't realize that they weren't in common parlance. (lol).

Bless your heart!

 
At 10:32 AM, Blogger Rogue said...

Yep, understood every word. :)

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger Terpsichore said...

You can tell I am not from the south because I never have had grits...but I have said a couple of those phrases... :-)

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger Christina said...

I had grits one time in Tennessee. Tasted like congealed butter over a bowl of sand! Yuck! Lol

 
At 1:14 PM, Blogger Lill Ian said...

Many of these are familiar to me, but what are grits? Is that like Cream of Wheat?
hugs
lillie

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger Faerie Wings said...

It's like listening to my Mom, Gram and Aunt talk, lol :)

 
At 3:15 PM, Blogger Cat said...

C...that sounds like you were either served instant grits or real grits fixed badly! Real grits are creamy and wonderful! ;)

 
At 3:17 PM, Blogger Cat said...

Ummm...*raising hand*...guilty...understood everyone of those and have used most of them. ;)

 
At 3:22 PM, Blogger Cat said...

Lillie...bite your tongue...grits might be the consistency of Cream of Wheat but they taste nothing like that! ;)

 
At 9:27 PM, Blogger PK said...

All of these are so ordinary to me it's hard to realize how 'funny' it sounds to others.

 
At 9:31 PM, Blogger PK said...

Bas,
LOL! But you speak English, what's the problem? Oh yeah, you don't speak Southern! You realize this is exactly what I sound like. Maybe it's best we communicate by written word.

 
At 9:32 PM, Blogger PK said...

Paul,
I may need to give Southern speak lessons to the people I love in Europe.

 
At 9:33 PM, Blogger PK said...

Fondles,
I got a real kick out of them.

 
At 9:35 PM, Blogger PK said...

Sunny,
You must have some fine relatives!

 
At 9:38 PM, Blogger PK said...

TL, Cygnet, Christina, Cat,
Grits are wonderful! Great for breakfast, shrimp and grits, but if any of you eat your grits with sugar, please don't tell me. I just couldn't be friends with someone like that.

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger PK said...

FD,
I'm sure you've heard all this.

 
At 9:47 PM, Blogger PK said...

Minelle,
So where does it come from? I said all of these but the one about, 'Raise that window down' I've heard it, but I don't say that one.

 
At 9:52 PM, Blogger PK said...

Fiona,
I've always lived here and I find it very comforting. Glad you enjoyed it.

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger PK said...

Dana,
It's home when you hear it, isn't it?

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger PK said...

Cygnet,
I'm with you, sounds perfectly normal to me.

 
At 9:54 PM, Blogger PK said...

Rogue,
A good southern girl!

 
At 9:54 PM, Blogger PK said...

Terps,
You just don't know what you're missing.

 
At 9:55 PM, Blogger PK said...

Lillie,
NO, it's tons better!

Cat,
You tell her!

 
At 10:01 PM, Blogger PK said...

Faerie,
Then you'd love talking to me!

 
At 10:01 PM, Blogger PK said...

Cat,
A woman after my own heart!

 
At 10:13 AM, Blogger George K said...

LOL! Thanks PK, BTW you of course know what "GRITS" stands for right?

George

 
At 11:16 AM, Blogger Kenzie said...

Lol, these are so funny! Thanks for sharing .. I was actually just in south carolina and heard a few of these things!

 
At 8:16 PM, Blogger PK said...

George,
I'm a southern, of course!

 
At 8:16 PM, Blogger PK said...

Kenzie,
Come visit a little longer and you'll hear them all!

 
At 11:13 PM, Blogger Minelle Labraun said...

Some thoughts are that since all birds are born with very few feathers..that is where the reference started. However no one knows why Jay Birds. The other thought is that it refers to a slang term where jay means not very smart...being vulnerable...ie naked.

 

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