Someone is picking on me

I don’t how many of you remember back when my twin and I were both starting our blogs.  Nearly six years ago Eve began her site and I followed about a month later.  It was her writing that made me realize that there really was someone who understood exactly what I was feeling. We were both pretty paranoid back then, our friendship began fast in one way, but it was a while before we shared real information.  Once we did, we told it all, exchanged pictures, met in person, visited in each other’s home and took several vacations together.

You would think after 6 years of friendship she would be nice to me, wouldn’t you.  But she has been picking on me since she started blogging again back in the spring.  She claimed, beginning with this post, that I got her in trouble by recommending 50 Shades of Gray to her.  Of course, it wasn’t my fault!

Lately she has been posting amazing pictures of food on FB, both tempting and tormenting me.  I’ve gained several pounds just looking at them.  She keeps asking me why I am getting the new kitchen, when she’s the cook. She hopes to do hers sometime in the future. So Monday, I said, very sweetly in an email: 

Maybe by the time you get ready to do yours I can tell you some of the things we really love and some things we'd do different.

  

To which she answered:

With all due respect kitchen advice from you would be like sex advice from a nun. 

Can you believe she said such a thing!  I mean she’s acting like I never cook!  I’ll have her know I’m a great cook!  I cook as well as I clean house, mow grass, and do laundry!  I am waiting for an apology!

(*Now for all my new readers let me explain – I’m a phenomenal lover, a fantastic housekeeper, gourmet cook, I’m 30 years old and I weigh 125.)

All right, all the rest of you that have been reading here a while just keep your mouths shut and let me live the dream for a minute.  I hope you’ll all go by Nothing Random and tell Eve she need to be nicer to her little sister.