Time for a Meme

I found this meme over at Journey to the Darkside. I enjoyed reading Padme's answers so I just stole it and used it here.



If your ex REALLY needed you at 3 am, would you go to his/her house?

I haven’t had an ex in nearly 30 years and that was just old boyfriends. I don’t think I know where any of them live and I am not going to try to find them at 3:00 AM.


When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?

Some times people annoy me but I haven’t wanted to punch anyone since a kid hurt my puppy when I was about 11 (I did punch him).


What are the last three things you spent money on?

Band-Aids, a candy bar (not for me), Advil


What was the last thing you cried about?

I cried talking to my sister-in-law this Sunday about the loss of her 20 year old son this past summer.


Could you go a day without eating?

Yes, but I sure wouldn’t be happy about it.


Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J?

I sure have.

Do you smoke weed regularly?

Smoke weed regularly?? I won’t even pull them regularly!


Has anyone ever told you they're in love with you?

Yes and I have believed several of them.


When was the last time you were disappointed?

When Mollie had finished off the last of my soft drink.


Has a girl ever seriously punched you?

Nope I haven’t ever been in a girl fight.


What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

Pork roast biscuit

Have you kissed two different people in one night?

If you mean other than my kids, yes. We used to have kissing parties in high school.


How easy is it for others to make you feel awkward?

Used to be a piece of cake! I always felt awkward. But as I have gotten older I am soooooooooo much more confident with myself and I rarely feel awkward. If I do it is something I am doing to myself, if doesn’t come from others.

Are you taller than 5'4"?

Nope. If I stretch and stand very, very straight I am almost 5’4”.


In the past week have you felt stupid?

I don’t think so.


What's the age difference between you and the last person you kissed?

Six years


Have you ever been outside completely naked?

I sure have and I have loved every minute of it, from streaking in college, to skinny dipping in our pool to making love outside in a mountain meadow this summer!! Being naked outside ROCKS!


What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?

I had two with him – I think that is plenty!


Who did you text the most yesterday?

I didn't text anyone yesterday.

What were you doing at 10pm Friday night?

I was probably watching the Dog Whisperer and playing on the computer.


What are your plans for today?

Today is almost over, but I am still planning to write up a test for school tomorrow.


Could you go the rest of your life without smoking cigarette?

I have gone this long without one, I’ll try to restrain myself.


What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?

To have blood work done.


What is the last thing you yelled aloud?

"WALK!!" Why do all kids want to run when the bell rings?


What do you think of when you think of Australia?

Crocodile Dundee

Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?

I sure do! Does a son count? What about his boyfriend? I have met many LJ’s gay friends.


Have you ever kissed the last person you text?

I don’t think so. Eva and I always hug when we see each other but I don’t kiss.


What's one action you do when you're really nervous?

Get very quiet.


Would you rather give up the computer or the TV?

A few years ago I would have given you a very different answer but now I would give up the TV in a heart beat over my computer. I can watch some shows on the computer, DVD if I wanted, get all the latest news and the best part, most of my friends live in my computer.


Do you find yourself saying mean things to people over the internet that you wouldn't say to their face?

Nope, I don’t say mean things to people on the internet.


One word that explains perfectly how you feel at the moment?

Content.

What did the last text message you received say?

Eva telling me they were back in their town going to pick up the pup.


Do you care if people hate you for no reason?

I don’t think anyone does but yes I think I would care.


How hard is your life right now?

My life in not hard at all. Compared to most other I know I think my life is a dream!


Have you ever taken anyone for granted?

I am afraid I have. But it is something we should ever do.

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I haven’t seen a good meme out here in a while so I hope many of you will borrow it and post your own answers.