Monday, June 09, 2008

Finally

Sunday afternoon arrived and Mollie went off babysitting. We were anxious to try out the gift I had given Nick for our anniversary. You may have seen the advertisements for this Yours and Mine K-Y. Well I wanted to see what all the fuss about. It was supposed to feel good for her, and then his feels good for him but together – stars are to appear!! Nick has looked at the direction for use and he thought that they were very vague. I thought I could do better so here is what I came up with.


Further instructions

1. Rid house of any (all) excess children.

2. Be sure AC is working

3. Wife needs to be properly prepared. Kiss. Unwrap. For best results bottom should be a deep shade of red. A prolonged vigorous application of a variety of implement (should include, but not limited to hand, paint stirrer, leather paddle, hair brush and belt.)

4. Once wife is prepared husband should be unwrapped if not already.

5. Husband should relax against head board as wife orally brings as much blood flow to her man and he did to her butt.

6. After both partners are thus prepared husband should apply new lube to moist needy areas of wife (wife will notice a delightful burn from his application which can be increased by husband slightly blowing on region.)

7. When wife can move she should apply ‘his’ lube to whatever comes up. Begin at the tip and swirl down toward the body.

8. Let nature take its course.

9. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

10. Report results to one another and to any interested blogging friends.


Additionally items that might increase the fun along the way- bottom stoppers and vibrating toys.

I just what to say Nick did a wonderful job preparing the wife, I got a wonderful anniversary spanking for our 25 years and then because we have to spank when time allows he addressed some diet issues. You will be able to read more about that over at Todd and Suzy’s Diet update. But let me just say the man was not holding back! And yes! I did feel it the next day!

Now for the product evaluation, I was pretty pleased with my lube. It did definitely add a nice warm tingly feeling. Nick said his was fine but he said it didn’t seem to add anything in particular. There were no fireworks when the two lubes came together. Well actually I did see some fireworks but it had nothing to do with the K-Y! It was a most wonderful afternoon!

Written by PK at 11:59 PM

10 comments

10 Comments:

At 3:43 AM, Blogger david said...

Summer time in the south there is nothing better as long as the ac is on.

*hugs and grins*

 
At 4:16 AM, Blogger Paul said...

PK, AC on, and your central heating as well, you lucky girl.
Did Nick use all those implements?
Glad that you had such a wonderful anniversary dear girl.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.

 
At 5:15 AM, Blogger mthc said...

Damn woman..!!

 
At 3:17 PM, Blogger grace said...

I think you just found your new job calling. You can write the instruction labels to all sex related objects....and how about instructions for spatulas and backscratchers?

Sounds like a fun weekend and anniversary.

HUGS!
grace

 
At 11:04 PM, Blogger Caryagal said...

ooh! Sounds like a fantastic afternoon to me!!!! :-) No kids... hmmmm what is that like??? When does this "no kids" thing start happening?
Happy anniversary!!!!
Love you!!
Carye

 
At 11:15 PM, Blogger New Beginnings said...

David,
You've got that right the AC is a must!

Paul,
Thanks! He did use all those implements and then some.

Mthc,
You said it!

Grace,
That might be a good summer job and before I write the instruction Nick will have to let me see how they work!

Carye,
The no kid thing can be pretty good at times. At the age of your kids it will seem like about 2 more years at the most!

 
At 12:21 AM, Blogger Jessica said...

PK,
Your instructions are much better than those on the tube! Sounds like a great time!
-Jess

 
At 8:41 AM, Blogger Terpsichore said...

I am so glad you had a nice time.
I am with Carye..."no kids" ??? what is that like??? :-) Take care, Terpsichore

 
At 7:20 PM, Blogger Theresa said...

What were they thinking. You can get ginger while shopping for dinner and wooden spoons!

Glad the anniversary was a great one!

Huggs!
Theresa

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger Lori said...

Wow, your instructions made me feel like Joe turned the heat on in here. I haven't heard of that lube. We have something similar though. Sounds like a wonderful anniversary spanking you received. Many more!

 

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