Finally

Sunday afternoon arrived and Mollie went off babysitting. We were anxious to try out the gift I had given Nick for our anniversary. You may have seen the advertisements for this Yours and Mine K-Y. Well I wanted to see what all the fuss about. It was supposed to feel good for her, and then his feels good for him but together – stars are to appear!! Nick has looked at the direction for use and he thought that they were very vague. I thought I could do better so here is what I came up with.

Further instructions

1. Rid house of any (all) excess children.

2. Be sure AC is working

3. Wife needs to be properly prepared. Kiss. Unwrap. For best results bottom should be a deep shade of red. A prolonged vigorous application of a variety of implement (should include, but not limited to hand, paint stirrer, leather paddle, hair brush and belt.)

4. Once wife is prepared husband should be unwrapped if not already.

5. Husband should relax against head board as wife orally brings as much blood flow to her man and he did to her butt.

6. After both partners are thus prepared husband should apply new lube to moist needy areas of wife (wife will notice a delightful burn from his application which can be increased by husband slightly blowing on region.)

7. When wife can move she should apply ‘his’ lube to whatever comes up. Begin at the tip and swirl down toward the body.

8. Let nature take its course.

9. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

10. Report results to one another and to any interested blogging friends.


Additionally items that might increase the fun along the way- bottom stoppers and vibrating toys.

I just what to say Nick did a wonderful job preparing the wife, I got a wonderful anniversary spanking for our 25 years and then because we have to spank when time allows he addressed some diet issues. You will be able to read more about that over at Todd and Suzy’s Diet update. But let me just say the man was not holding back! And yes! I did feel it the next day!

Now for the product evaluation, I was pretty pleased with my lube. It did definitely add a nice warm tingly feeling. Nick said his was fine but he said it didn’t seem to add anything in particular. There were no fireworks when the two lubes came together. Well actually I did see some fireworks but it had nothing to do with the K-Y! It was a most wonderful afternoon!