Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it afore!"
This was almost as good as FF. Your just a hoot.
ReplyDelete*hugs, grins and southern fried chicken forever*
PK, you really needed to put up a spew warning, I nearly choked on my coffee.
ReplyDeleteDavid, what has southern fried chicken ever done to you? WEG
Very funny girl.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.
Oh That was terrible!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCarye
WAY TOO FUNNY!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteAre you making fun of our southern mentality there woman!!
ReplyDeleteYou are too much! But mthc is right! You and I both know we aren't that dumb...that guy was just playing dumb so he could see a little booty!
ReplyDeleteHey do you need help digging Eva out?
Huggs
Theresa
I've never given the hind lick maneuver before. So, does it really work?
ReplyDeleteONLY in the south...
ReplyDeleteTOO FUNNY!!!! Good one, honey. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeletehugs,
Michelle
A terrific PSA!
ReplyDeletethat was great
ReplyDeletebrighten up my day
thanks for sharing
Oh lord woman! If I wasn't neeked and bubbly I'd just have to laugh!!!
ReplyDeleteWait a sec, I think Bossman gave me the hind lick just today....and I wasn't even choking!!!!!
HUGS
grace
Funny :-) Take care, Terpsichore
ReplyDeleteFOFL! I spewed ginger ale all over the keyboard! And... I waited until the giant squid had a mouthful of veggies before I repeated it. Now I can tease him for spitting out green uglies. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the great laugh!
~Sar~
That was so funny! I just had to stop reading and type it out to for my husband and sons to read. One son is a paramedic and one daughter-in-law is a physician assistant in the ER. They will love it!
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