Monday, March 17, 2008

NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH

Just in case ya'll ain't heerd no good southern humor lately...



Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it afore!"

Written by PK at 10:22 PM

14 comments

14 Comments:

At 6:44 AM, Blogger david said...

This was almost as good as FF. Your just a hoot.

*hugs, grins and southern fried chicken forever*

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger Paul said...

PK, you really needed to put up a spew warning, I nearly choked on my coffee.
David, what has southern fried chicken ever done to you? WEG
Very funny girl.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.

 
At 8:50 AM, Blogger Caryagal said...

Oh That was terrible!!!!!

Carye

 
At 10:34 AM, Blogger Lori said...

WAY TOO FUNNY!!! LOL

 
At 11:26 AM, Blogger mthc said...

Are you making fun of our southern mentality there woman!!

 
At 7:22 PM, Blogger Theresa said...

You are too much! But mthc is right! You and I both know we aren't that dumb...that guy was just playing dumb so he could see a little booty!

Hey do you need help digging Eva out?

Huggs
Theresa

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger Marcus said...

I've never given the hind lick maneuver before. So, does it really work?

 
At 9:44 PM, Blogger Eva said...

ONLY in the south...

 
At 10:07 PM, Blogger Michelle Carlyle said...

TOO FUNNY!!!! Good one, honey. Thanks for sharing!

hugs,
Michelle

 
At 10:21 PM, Blogger C.C said...

A terrific PSA!

 
At 10:22 PM, Blogger wayne said...

that was great

brighten up my day

thanks for sharing

 
At 2:41 AM, Blogger grace said...

Oh lord woman! If I wasn't neeked and bubbly I'd just have to laugh!!!

Wait a sec, I think Bossman gave me the hind lick just today....and I wasn't even choking!!!!!

HUGS
grace

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger Terpsichore said...

Funny :-) Take care, Terpsichore

 
At 11:09 PM, Blogger Sar & Cowboy said...

FOFL! I spewed ginger ale all over the keyboard! And... I waited until the giant squid had a mouthful of veggies before I repeated it. Now I can tease him for spitting out green uglies. :)
Thanks for the great laugh!

~Sar~

 

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