I have been a wife and mother for over twenty years. Now I am becoming my husband's lover, too.
We owe it all to my fellow bloggers who gave me the courage to come out to my husband as a spanko.
I do feel like this is a New Beginning for us.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH

Just in case ya'll ain't heerd no good southern humor lately...



Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it afore!"

14 comments:

  1. This was almost as good as FF. Your just a hoot.

    *hugs, grins and southern fried chicken forever*

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  2. PK, you really needed to put up a spew warning, I nearly choked on my coffee.
    David, what has southern fried chicken ever done to you? WEG
    Very funny girl.
    Love and warm hugs,
    Paul.

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  3. Oh That was terrible!!!!!

    Carye

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  4. WAY TOO FUNNY!!! LOL

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  5. Are you making fun of our southern mentality there woman!!

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  6. You are too much! But mthc is right! You and I both know we aren't that dumb...that guy was just playing dumb so he could see a little booty!

    Hey do you need help digging Eva out?

    Huggs
    Theresa

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  7. I've never given the hind lick maneuver before. So, does it really work?

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  8. ONLY in the south...

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  9. TOO FUNNY!!!! Good one, honey. Thanks for sharing!

    hugs,
    Michelle

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  10. A terrific PSA!

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  11. that was great

    brighten up my day

    thanks for sharing

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  12. Oh lord woman! If I wasn't neeked and bubbly I'd just have to laugh!!!

    Wait a sec, I think Bossman gave me the hind lick just today....and I wasn't even choking!!!!!

    HUGS
    grace

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  13. Funny :-) Take care, Terpsichore

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  14. FOFL! I spewed ginger ale all over the keyboard! And... I waited until the giant squid had a mouthful of veggies before I repeated it. Now I can tease him for spitting out green uglies. :)
    Thanks for the great laugh!

    ~Sar~

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