Monday, March 03, 2008

The luck of the Irish

I got this from a friend today and I thought you might like it. Girls you think this might work on us?






Irish Coffee Break

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"

"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin
here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.

Written by PK at 10:48 PM

12 comments

12 Comments:

At 4:21 AM, Blogger Paul said...

PK, very, very funny, good to laugh first thing in the morning.
I'll bet that the customers would have loved it and that they would be invited back for a repeat performance. Chuckles
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.

 
At 5:40 AM, Blogger Eva said...

Ahhhhahahahahaha

I haven't spewed coffee like that in a long time!! Thanks, Twin!!!

 
At 6:36 AM, Blogger david said...

Pk, Your a hoot. A nice way to start the morning.

*hugs and grins*

 
At 8:01 AM, Blogger Debbie :) said...

Let's see. I just got all hot and bothered over at C.C.'s and now I'm hysterically laughing here!

Its a crazy morning! Fun, though.

Hugs,

Debbie :)

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger mthc said...

I'm just trying to picture that..too funny

 
At 6:23 PM, Blogger grace said...

Oh my! Ya know, we do that sort of thing in California! *wink*

 
At 7:16 PM, Blogger Theresa said...

I absolutely adore Starbucks! But this never dawned on me. Anyway Will would be the first to tell you, I am too bashful. And I would be the first to tell you, Will don't need no Viagra!

Huggs
Theresa

 
At 7:47 PM, Blogger Terpsichore said...

too funny! :-)

 
At 10:08 PM, Blogger Lori said...

I'll have this mental picture at every starbucks I go into from now on. Very cute! Thanks for the humorous moment.
Hugs,
Lori

 
At 11:54 PM, Blogger New Beginnings said...

Glad you liked this folks! I am not a coffee drinker but it did make me want to stop by a Starbucks just in case they did come back.

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger Marcus said...

Shh... don't tell secrets!

 
At 5:17 PM, Blogger New Beginnings said...

Marcus,
Me? Never! I can keep a secret!

PK

 

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