I have been a wife and mother for over twenty years. Now I am becoming my husband's lover, too.
We owe it all to my fellow bloggers who gave me the courage to come out to my husband as a spanko.
I do feel like this is a New Beginning for us.

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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

How could he be so cruel?



I can’t believe it! Nick had gone way too far. I said all those nice things about him yesterday; well I take them all back! I am a spanko darn it, I am not into sadistic cruelty! You have no idea what I have done for that man! I borne his children, I have …..ummm, I’ve … well… Did I mention I have borne two children? Okay so I haven’t done much else but still that was no reason for cruelty.

I came home from school yesterday, late, we had to stay and give out report cards. It was almost six when I got here. I collapsed into my recliner and visited for a while with Nick and discussed our day. I looked down an saw that the laptop was not in its usually spot and I figured Nick had been printing something. After a few minutes I asked where it was. All I got was a superior look and the following smart ass quote:


“If you do what you need to do, your computer will come to you.”



What the hell! Where was my computer!! I eventually found it under two loads of laundry. I wonder how it got there? Can you believe this?? What do you suggest divorce or murder? This is my COMPUTER he was messing with! Alright! Fine! I will probably get over it, but see if I bear him any more children!

16 comments:

  1. ha... sounds worse than any hairbrush!

    ;)
    Todd & Suzy

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  2. To take away the great Pk's computer what would we all do out here.

    *hugs and grins*

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  3. PK, that's right, you show him, don't give him any more children. I'm sure that LJ and Mollie will be most upset. *G*
    Nick has your measure.
    I remember once, Mel made 267 salads in a row, the next bloods taken were perfect, believe me Mel wasn't helpless. I may have been H of H, but---.
    Love and warm hugs,
    Paul.

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  4. ROFL No, you can't come live with me!!!! Just do the laundry and no one gets hurt!! ROFLMAO

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  5. Could have been worse, He could have hung it out to dry on the clothesline. LOL,I bet that was the fastest the clothes got folded or did they? agree with Eva, ROFL

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  6. Anonymous7:34 AM

    Oh my! Someone seems to be asserting his authority. Yikes!!!! Be very careful.

    LOL

    Debbie :)

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  7. OOH PK, you do not want to give the man ideas about computer restriction! You need to learn to multi task..fold and type!

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  8. LOL. Sounds like somebody needs to learn how to do the laundry. Does Nick know where the
    washer is?

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  9. I thought i told you to behave..no turkey..no laundry.. geeze..i'd hide the computer too. I like Nick's new "dominance"...after all you did want him to take charge. (i should say i have laundry sitting their too)...

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  10. OMG! This is just too funny!

    Way to go NICK!

    Oh, wait, I'm suppose to be on your side....Hhhmmmmm.....what to do, what to do?

    Awww shoot, sorry Pk, I tried to be serious but it just wouldn't happen. Do the damn laundry woman!!!

    HUGS!
    grace

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  11. Lilly4:17 PM

    Exactly what Grace said! LOL! Lilly

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  12. Anonymous5:10 PM

    I think Hermione has the wrong impression about what PK needed to do with the laundry. It was washed, dryed, and sitting in the basket waiting for HER items to be put away.

    Nick

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  13. Oh my! I'm going to have to keep Nick away from here! Laundry is my downfall!

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  14. Todd and Suzy,
    It was!!!

    You tell him David!

    Paul,
    He for sure is not getting any more kids from me!!

    I am sure that just like Cassie Mel could surely hold her own!

    Eva,
    What kind of Twin are you! I can't come live with you? I helped with your laundry when I was there! Adam was my witness!

    Adam,
    You just can't get over my fasatination with he clothes line. And yes I got thing folded and put away!

    Debbie,
    Cassie and Tig used to tell me to be careful what I asked for, this might be what they meant.

    Sara,
    I thought my computer time was sacred! I guess I am going to have to be careful!

    Hermione,
    Hmmm... as Nick indicated in his comment you might not have a completely accurate picture. I rarely if ever do laundry, or cook , or clean. I might be the tinest bit spoiled, maybe. Nick had already put away all of his stuff, the towels and the sheets. He just wanted me to do my stuff!

    Mthc,
    Will you go stand in the corner while I send David to get the paddle!! You are supposed to be on my side!

    Grace, Lilly-
    Yes everyone is supposed to be on my side! I hate laundry!

    Yes Nick, whatever you say dear.

    Angel,
    Why can't we just get new clothes when they get dirty!

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  15. Too funny!!! Go Nick!!! oh wait! Go PK!!! I'm with Paul.. I think tha Mollie and LJ would be quite upset with any more around!!! And let me tell you.. little ones add a new level of damper to the spanko activities! Too funny! Welcome to my world! Mine is for SNACKING at night though!!! Computer though stays, just not allowed to blog or email!!! YIKES!!!

    BE good and work on that laundry! hey maybe you can make him a deal and he does half and you do half!
    Love ya big sis!!!
    Carye

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  16. Oh my! Uh huh to the be careful what you wish for! lol

    Nick looks pretty good with the dom hat on! *g*

    Sheesh! You are spoiled girl. But fun, too! lol

    ~Hugs!

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