I can’t believe it! Nick had gone way too far. I said all those nice things about him yesterday; well I take them all back! I am a spanko darn it, I am not into sadistic cruelty! You have no idea what I have done for that man! I borne his children, I have …..ummm, I’ve … well… Did I mention I have borne two children? Okay so I haven’t done much else but still that was no reason for cruelty.
“If you do what you need to do, your computer will come to you.”
What the hell! Where was my computer!! I eventually found it under two loads of laundry. I wonder how it got there? Can you believe this?? What do you suggest divorce or murder? This is my COMPUTER he was messing with! Alright! Fine! I will probably get over it, but see if I bear him any more children!