Since Eva seems to have no problem advising me to spend more time talking to Nick, I thought I would advise her not to keep some of her secrets from you. But then I thought – shoot, I’ll just tell them for her…
Eva was in the grocery store the other day went she spotted a really nice looking guy. Although she has only seen him once before there was no mistaking who he was! She gave him a shy smile and a wave.
Now the guy is a bit unnerved at this beautiful woman that he cannot place is waving and coming over to him (you do remember that beautiful twin thing don’t you). As she reaches him he asks her “Do I know you?”
Eva with total calm looks him right in the eye and says “I think you are the father of one of my kids.” Not what the poor guy was expecting to hear. But like a flashback he realizes who Eva must be. It all came back to him in a rush, the one and only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife.
“My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table while all my buddies watched while your partner spanked my ass with that leather flogger???”
Eva looked into his eyes calmly and said “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”
Alright, perhaps it didn’t happen, but doesn’t it make a great story?!