Since Eva seems to have no problem advising me to spend more time talking to Nick, I thought I would advise her not to keep some of her secrets from you. But then I thought – shoot, I’ll just tell them for her…
Eva was in the grocery store the other day went she spotted a really nice looking guy. Although she has only seen him once before there was no mistaking who he was! She gave him a shy smile and a wave.
Now the guy is a bit unnerved at this beautiful woman that he cannot place is waving and coming over to him (you do remember that beautiful twin thing don’t you). As she reaches him he asks her “Do I know you?”
Eva with total calm looks him right in the eye and says “I think you are the father of one of my kids.” Not what the poor guy was expecting to hear. But like a flashback he realizes who Eva must be. It all came back to him in a rush, the one and only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife.
“My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table while all my buddies watched while your partner spanked my ass with that leather flogger???”
Eva looked into his eyes calmly and said “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”
Alright, perhaps it didn’t happen, but doesn’t it make a great story?!
Good grief, Twin. When I suggested that you change it around and write it as something that actually happened I meant TO YOU... happened TO YOU!! Not me. Sheesh.
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Eva
Yeah I know what you meant, but I liked it better this way!!
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Where do you come up with these things! You're outrageous! I gotta go get the Windex, Crystal light orange spew!
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Theresa
Ohhhh gawd, PK, this was too funny! Thanks for the smile, sweetie. I can always count on you guys to cheer me up!
ReplyDelete*hugs* SuZQ.... still trying to get the image of Eva doing a pole dance out of my head.
Darn it! I was this }{ close to believing this! Too funny twins!
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Way to go PK, too funny.
ReplyDeleteNever confess unless your arm's being twisted HARD, and someone else is doing a Chinese burn on your other wrist. FOTFL!!!
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Sorry about the screen Theresa! I meant to include a spew warning but I forgot!
ReplyDeleteSuzq,
I bet Adam gets to see that pole dance every night! Oh and I like your new butterfly!
Maggie,
Thanks! It just seemed to fit her.
Paul,
I agree, never confess! Just give a puzzled look!
What a great story! Could have been true, too. lol Thanks for the laugh!
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Kallisto