Saturday, December 16, 2006
My birthday was superb! It’s not over yet and I hope to give all the details soon but I just wanted to relate a conversation we had with our friends tonight. This is the couple we are closest to in our real lives. He was the best man in our wedding. Let’s call them Bob and Carol. Now some background, Bob and Nick go back to way before I met Nick. Bob is a unique individual. I can’t begin to tell you all about him but he and I have always flirted with each other, the 4 of us would always tease about mate swapping, just crazy stuff. He offered me $100 if I would dance nude on the table once when we all went out together. I was 8 ½ months pregnant at the time. A couple of years back when Carol and I had gone to a baby shower and Nick and Bob went out for a beer Bob turned to Nick and said “When we used to talk about mate swapping, I swear this was not how I pictured it!”
We actually hadn’t seen each other often over the last several months but when we saw them a week or so ago Bob just asked me how thing were going and I told them things were fantastic! Never better. He gave me a long look, I swear he was thinking something but he just grinned and said, “That’s good!” After we ate and visited for a while this evening we were out at the car talking before we left. I showed them the gift my partner at school had gotten me today. It was an outfit to wear tonight; it was a Santa hat and a pair of granny panties, fully decorated with Christmas ornaments, including a small red decorative rope. I mentioned that Mollie's friend had commented that we could use that to tie each other up. Bob jumped right in and said that sounded like a good idea. I said the rope was too rough for my taste. He said “Well you can use softer restraints”.
Then he said “I got to tell you about this couple at work! Both of them work with me, she maybe weigh a hundred pound and her husband no more that one twenty. They are just a little old country couple. But she started telling a co-worker about how she sometimes ties him to the bed and beat his ass with a belt and then rubbed ice on the welts.” Bob and Carol were both laughing like crazy! As were we! He went on “Now you know if a guy is going to let his wife tie him down and beat his ass it because he gets to have a turn himself later. Now you know I find nothing wrong with enjoying the somewhat stranger things in life and if you and Nick told me you were doing this I could believe it” But he said he just could not believe it of this couple. I said “Well you never really know people” then I said “Bobby we got to talk sometime!”
As Nick and I closed the car doors I said to him, “That was the strangest conversation I have ever had in real life! Honey, our friends are definitely spankos!” I’m sure of it because of this and because of a short conversation we had maybe as much as 8 years ago. They talked about naked “massages” using wooded spoons. Carol said “I don’t mean he beats me or anything, but it feels really good.” Well of course at that time my spanko ears tuned in on that at once yet I never said a word to Nick. But we both remembered this conversation. They are one of the closest couples I know and they love spending time together. Well, am I right? We know them well and soon I will be asking!