It hasn’t taken Eva and me long to find one other thing we have in common. We are perfect. I don’t mean to brag it’s just that, try as we might, we can’t do anything to make our husbands mad. We have been married too long, they like us too much. We fear our longing for discipline just won’t ever happen because they think we are perfect and truly who are we to argue with them, they are HOH after all so they must be right!
Eva brags, she said that she used to know how to make Adam mad (that’s just her showing off) but now she has lost her touch. I never learned how in the first place. For the first 23 years I didn’t see any need to make Nick mad and now that I might find it interesting I have had no practice, I just don’t know how.
Will we ever know the joy of a suddenly pissed husband who grabs us for a quick hot little spanking to show us whose boss? Probably not, you can’t argue with perfection!
ROFL Dang... there went my coffee... spewed all over the screen. We better stop before everyone hates us. Nah. That was too funny and I LOVE love love the picture!!
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I thought I had you this time....I was have a file where I have been saving your typos for just such an occassion! Heck! I don't guess Nick would spank you for typo's would he! probably not. Somehow even you typos come out funny!
ReplyDeleteThere is not a perfect bone in my body. I stay in trouble, I always have. I did something to annoy Will our very first date. We had been talking for months, and very first time I met him, brat showed herself.
I am not Kayley. I don't brat on purpose or even naturally. It just happens and there I am holding the evidence going "what the heck just happened?"
"I was framed!"
I do think your temperment seems perfect, I know your sense of humor is!
Hugs
Oh dear Elis, how will you ever get that perfect glow that so turns you on, how about introducing the maintenance spanking. You could always tell Nick that your perfection is slipping and it needs a little encouragement.
ReplyDeleteLove the post.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Yeah I'm with Paul... you mispelled Damn on my comments last night! HA!
ReplyDeleteHugs PK
Theresa
Now now Theresa~ I must defend my twin here. Okay... so she struggles as a typist but I have to tell you, I got a nice long sample of her handwriting right here in my hand and there's not ONE mispelled word or anything at all out of place. Not only that, she's got beautiful, typical elementary teacher writing. And me? My handwriting would qualify me to be a doctor and write scripts!! But seriously, I just reread it looking for mistakes. There's not one. NOT ONE, I tell ya.
ReplyDeleteSo stcik taht ni yuor piep adn smkoe ti. ROFL
(No need to thank me PK)
Elis, Elis,
ReplyDeleteYou have been at this such a short time. I fear for you bottom in a few years! I cannot advise you and Eva on your perfection problems. I have NO experience!
I too defend your spelling and typing ability. As far as I am concerned if I can understand what you are saying then you must have spelled it correctly!
Love,
Cassie
Eva,
ReplyDeleteYou better sit farther away from the monitor, I can't buy you a new one.
Theresa,
If Nick was going to spank me for typos or spelling errors I would be dead by now!! And do go back and read your comment aloud then start a file for yourself!! LOL
Framed my butt!
Paul,
I'm just picking on him for fun now. I am very happy with where we are.
Eva,
I have to thank anyone who can defend my spelling or handwriting.
I often ask Nick how to spell a word. Then I'll tell him 'No that can't be right. That's the way I have it!'
Cassie,
I know, I know! I think you are lucky but I know how very lucky I too!
I did get Nick's attention with this post. Before I could get out of bed this morning my warm covers were pull off and my bottom popped as my half exasperated, half amused husband informed me that the only time I was near perfection was when I was standing beside of him!!
What fun all this is!
Elis
Yeah PK but I'm a nurse, not a teacher. We write poorly on purpose to confuse attorneys during law suits!
ReplyDeleteI agree you may not make Nick made but you irritate him sometimes. Maybe it will all add (+ get it?) up some day!
Hugs
Theresa
Hey Elis - You've been offering me so much encouragement and support since I started my blog. I thought it only fair that I return the favor.
ReplyDeleteI've offered up some suggestions that may help you, but it's too long to post here, so I put it up on my blog. Heh! Thought a little help for you and Eva might be in order. Maybe you two can get some practice in! WEG
Spanking works great as a release of stress and/or guilt. A way to put something 'behind' us. At least that's the way we feel. A spanking with any still unresolved "anger" has the opposite effect. The spanker is still angry, and the spankee senses this... and then the spanking feels pointless.
ReplyDeleteThe fantasy of being suddenly being spanked by a pissed lover is a wonderful one. At least for us though, it's just a fantasy. Now, being spanked for breaking 'a rule'... knowing that spanking is coming... that can actually happen, and it does push certain buttons.
:)
~Todd & Suzy
Theresa,
ReplyDeleteI promice to wrk on th splling.
Maggie,
I love a friend that offers help!
Todd and Suzy,
Knowing one is coming, yes. There is a bit of that in my life at the moment!
Anne E.,
What can I say...
Elis