Sunday, December 21, 2014

I nearly had the sh*t scared out of me

The longer I’ve been blogging the less fear I’ve had of being ‘outed’. I’ve been happy to realize this. I mean who really cares  - my kids aren’t interested, most of my friends know I write and what I write about. I’m pushing sixty for pity sake. I should be able to do anything I please. About the only person I would hide my spanko side from is my boss.

But when someone comes after you, when someone tries to blatantly and publically embarrass you, let me tell you it will cause your heart to lurch in your chest. This is exactly what happened to me when I got to school Friday morning and saw this hanging on my doorknob.




Who had put it there? Who all had seen it? I was early, there wasn’t even anyone else in my building. Had it been hanging there all night? Was someone trying to publically embarrass me? How could I face everyone, not knowing who had done it? My friends at school that know about my spanko side would not have done this for a joke I was sure of that. What in the hell was going on?

As I stood staring I heard someone coming up the stairs. I grabbed the belt off the door and was frantically trying to get the door opened and get inside when I saw the substitute teacher come to the head of the stairs smiling at me, commenting, “I see you found it.”

I don’t know if I was blushing or not but the rush of relief that flooded my body was overwhelming. This substitute was none other than my sister-in-law, Nick’s little sister. The day before she had told me that my father-in-law had asked for a new belt and since I'd asked her if she had any more ideas for him she said she was happy to pick it up for me. She had and had kindly left it for me on my door.

This just shows want a true spanko I am. Some people would have just seen a belt, where I saw the most sensual of spanking implements. Okay, it scared the crap outta me – but I don’t care. I’m still proud to be a spanko and to see ordinary objects in the most interesting way.

Written by PK at 6:00 PM

27 comments

27 Comments:

At 12:46 AM, Blogger Rogue said...

LOL, PK! To have been a fly on the wall...

Merry Christmas, friend!

 
At 3:32 AM, Blogger Roz said...

LoL PK, I would have reacted the same way. I love how we see things through spanko eyes :)

Hugs
Roz

 
At 3:37 AM, Blogger Cat said...

ROFLMBO PK! Would love to have had a picture of your face when you saw it. What did Nick say when you told him what happened? ;)

Hugs and Blessings...
Cat

 
At 7:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! It would have taken me a while to calm down after a scare like that. I'm glad you weren't exposed.
Pittsburgh Pam

 
At 7:36 AM, Blogger Florida Dom said...

Loved the story. And when you retire from teaching, you don't have to worry about it. And this lifestyle is becoming more mainstream every day.

FD

 
At 10:14 AM, Blogger Leigh Smith said...

I can just imagine the stomach drop. Glad it all truned out well.

 
At 10:15 AM, Blogger Jon MontanaVega said...

Does you sister-in-law know this side of you?

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger ronnie said...

Gosh, I would have reacted the same way. Why did she leave it on your door knob though?

Love,
Ronnie
xx

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger Terpsichore said...

phew...I would have probably reacted in the same way! :-) Hugs

 
At 2:29 PM, Blogger an English Rose said...

Hi PK, oh I am sorry but I cant stop laughing, isn't it strange how our minds work!!/
love Jan,xx

 
At 6:03 PM, Blogger PK said...

You would probably have enjoyed it Rouge.

 
At 6:04 PM, Blogger PK said...

I am proud to be a spanko Roz. It give life a little unexpected zing.

 
At 6:04 PM, Blogger PK said...

Oh he thought it was a real hoot!

 
At 6:07 PM, Blogger PK said...

It took me a little while too, Pam. But then it was almost funny.

 
At 6:08 PM, Blogger PK said...

You're right FD, fewer and fewer people would be shocked. Yes this is another good thing about retirement.

 
At 6:08 PM, Blogger PK said...

You and me both friend.

 
At 6:10 PM, Blogger PK said...

She has no idea Jon. She knows I write, but none of that side of the family seem to care enough to read anything I've written.

 
At 6:11 PM, Blogger PK said...

I'm guessing she just put it there so she wouldn't forget to give it to me.

 
At 6:11 PM, Blogger PK said...

It was a shocker, I'm telling you.

 
At 6:13 PM, Blogger PK said...

It is strange, Jan, and I love it!

 
At 6:40 PM, Blogger Minelle Labraun said...

Gosh! My stomach dropped to my feet for you! Sheesh I am always scared of being outed. Oh hell! Glad it was not what you thought!

 
At 8:04 PM, Blogger PK said...

I am too, I never really worry about it. But that really gave me pause.

 
At 1:49 PM, Blogger Ami Starsong said...

So funny, I'll bet you nearly had palpitations. Just shows that our minds sometimes jump ahead.

Hugs
Ami

 
At 3:39 PM, Blogger Blondie said...

My heart lurched for you too. You are very brave to have told anyone.

 
At 4:32 PM, Blogger PK said...

You said it, I remember the first time I went Christmas shopping after I came out to Nick - I saw spanking toys everywhere! There were belts, slippers, spatulas, wooden spoons...

 
At 4:33 PM, Blogger PK said...

I guess if it didn't give me a heart attack it was probably good for me. I'm to the point now saying what can anyone do to me. Even my boss couldn't really fire me if I fought it.

 
At 10:31 PM, Blogger Cali Mom said...

Lol! Yes - we true spankos see EVERYTHING in a different light. Glad it was an innocent mistake though - since it was at your school.
:) Cali

 

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