I nearly had the sh*t scared out of me

The longer I’ve been blogging the less fear I’ve had of being ‘outed’. I’ve been happy to realize this. I mean who really cares  - my kids aren’t interested, most of my friends know I write and what I write about. I’m pushing sixty for pity sake. I should be able to do anything I please. About the only person I would hide my spanko side from is my boss.

But when someone comes after you, when someone tries to blatantly and publically embarrass you, let me tell you it will cause your heart to lurch in your chest. This is exactly what happened to me when I got to school Friday morning and saw this hanging on my doorknob.

Who had put it there? Who all had seen it? I was early, there wasn’t even anyone else in my building. Had it been hanging there all night? Was someone trying to publically embarrass me? How could I face everyone, not knowing who had done it? My friends at school that know about my spanko side would not have done this for a joke I was sure of that. What in the hell was going on?

As I stood staring I heard someone coming up the stairs. I grabbed the belt off the door and was frantically trying to get the door opened and get inside when I saw the substitute teacher come to the head of the stairs smiling at me, commenting, “I see you found it.”

I don’t know if I was blushing or not but the rush of relief that flooded my body was overwhelming. This substitute was none other than my sister-in-law, Nick’s little sister. The day before she had told me that my father-in-law had asked for a new belt and since I'd asked her if she had any more ideas for him she said she was happy to pick it up for me. She had and had kindly left it for me on my door.

This just shows want a true spanko I am. Some people would have just seen a belt, where I saw the most sensual of spanking implements. Okay, it scared the crap outta me – but I don’t care. I’m still proud to be a spanko and to see ordinary objects in the most interesting way.