She’s at it again

Eva, my long lost ‘twin’ out here, has begun blogging a little again at her old site, Nothing Random.  That’s just fine with me.  I usually enjoy reading what she has to say, but she didn’t put up two posts before she puts up this one and starts trying to stir up trouble and blame me for things that are NOT my fault!

You probably realize that, as with most twins, you have a good one and you have a… well, you have Eva.  For those of you who weren’t around when we both began blogging let me point out some things about her.

Before I met Eva I didn’t smoke, drink, or do drugs.  Oh, wait, I still don’t.

Well before I met her both of my children were contentedly living under my roof and now they are off doing their own thing and we’re left here all alone.  Hmmm… yeah, come to think of it, that’s not such a bad thing either.

Okay, give me a minute…

About the time I met Eva my husband started spanking me and we began having wild kinky sex. 

Oh hell, maybe she isn’t the worst influence in the world.

But I still didn’t tell her to run around telling everyone that she was reading lady porn!  That was her idea.  I mean, I suggested the book to her, what did she think it was about?  Housekeeping or cooking tips? 

Nice to see you back, twin, now behave yourself!