My butt hurts!!!
Now normally if I said that I would expect my friends to smile and say ‘Well good for you’. But the thing is I haven’t been spanked in nearly a week. I have a very bad cramp in my left butt cheek and it is getting worse. It hurts to walk and to sit. I haven’t done a thing that I know of to cause it. It started late Friday night just before I went to bed and after tossing and turning for a while I managed to disturb Nick. When he asked what was wrong I told him I had a cramp in my butt and I needed him to massage it. He said “That old ploy huh? Guess where I have a cramp!” But he massage for a while. It’s been about 24 hours and it is still giving me a fit.
Mollie did it! She is a licensed driver and just about as happy a kid as you would ever want to see. Tonight she took the car and drove herself to a party at a local restaurant and then back to her friend’s house to spend the night. She will drive herself home in the morning in time for church. Life as I know it is gone. Sigh…
And you know this is a double edged sword, not only do I have to worry about her going off on her own, we also have to worry about her coming home unexpectedly! LOL! Not exactly comforting for the spanko couple with a temporarily empty nest! At least before we knew she was going to be gone until we went and got her. I think the rule is going to be ‘call when you arrive somewhere and call when you head home’. She doesn’t have to know the WHOLE reason for the rule does she?