You all know Eva don’t you? My friend, my twin, my buddy, the one who has my back, the one I can always count on. Yeah, you know her. She and Nick were emailing last night. I have to blame both of them. Nick had no business asking her the question he asked and she certainly had no business answering it the way she did!
Nick brought up some ancient history that should have been long forgotten. Eva should have told him to forget it but instead she just made it worse – much worse. Are you all feeling sorry for me yet? You should be. Feel free to stop reading here and take a minute to go fuss at Eva … I’ll wait.
Okay, you’re back, here is the question Nick had no business asking –
“What three items did you select for PK coming up short on the weight loss challenge? (for some reason she hasn’t said a lot about this in the past month)”
Now here is where you would expect your good buddy to step up. Maybe a good answer would have been…
“Gee Nick, give her a break. She is such a wonderful person! She works so hard at the gym and hardly eats anything at all. You have already spanked her every time she has gained. And I was the one causing her to gain last week. I really think you should let her off the hook.”
Yep that’s what a good friend, a twin would have said.
But wait, okay, she knows I am a spanko. Maybe her answer might have been something like this…
“Gee Nick, I am not sure. She is such a wonderful person! She works so hard at the gym and hardly eats anything at all. You have already spanked her every time she has gained. And I was the one causing her to gain last week. But she really loves leather, how about the leather paddle, the leather scrap from Williamsburg and your belt. Remember we love her and want her to be happy.”
So did she say either of these things? HELL NO! This was her answer!
1) your hand
2) The little backscratcher
3) The bigger backscratcher
Those backscratchers are near and dear to my heart!!!
Near and dear to her heart, her HEART! They are going to be near and not so dear to my backside and they are NOT my favorites as she well knows! Where is Grace?? She would be on my side – those things are wicked!! I can’t even get Mthc to yell at Eva for me. I think she want to be diplomatic and not take sides. I sure hope the rest of you have the guts to tell Eva exactly how disappointed you are in her.
So when is all this happening? I guess that is up to Nick. But Mollie is babysitting this morning so hold a good thought and maybe send a pillow!