I have been a wife and mother for over twenty years. Now I am becoming my husband's lover, too.
We owe it all to my fellow bloggers who gave me the courage to come out to my husband as a spanko.
I do feel like this is a New Beginning for us.

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Thursday, June 28, 2018

TBT from the south

Just in case ya'll ain't heerd no good southern humor lately...



Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it afore!"

12 comments:

  1. LOL that was funny!

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  2. Ha! Where on earth did you find that joke? Good one.
    Amy

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  3. LoL PK, very good. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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  4. For sure did not see that one coming....thanks for the share...hugs abby

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  5. That's hilarious!
    --Baker

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  6. LOL! ... v. funny, PK! ... nj

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  7. Hahhaha Funny stuff! Thanks for sharing, PK!

    I thought this was going to be a lesson in "swallering." :)

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  8. I'm glad you all enjoyed it! These days we can all use a laugh!

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  9. OMG, this is such a funny one, PK. Have to send this one to Sam and the boys.

    Hugs From Ella

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  10. thanks for the smile :-)

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  11. This is a TBT right? I think I remember it but I forgot the end. Thanks for making us laugh again.
    Rosie Dee

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