You all know about my multiple personalities so I think it time to introduce you to Nick's.
First off there’s Nick. My wonderful husband. He loves me. He takes care of me. He makes me laugh. He cooks and cleans and does the laundry. He takes care of the yard and the pool and the cars. All this while still working and helping to take care of his dad. When I came to him with this crazy idea – wanting him to spank me, he was surprised, confused and most importantly, willing.
When we began, I had visions of exploring my submissive side, accountability, some discipline. None of that really panned out, but one of Nick’s personalities really enjoyed this new aspect of our relationship.
Meet Spanky. Spanky was around a lot in the beginning, less so now. He could come up with lots of reasons to spank. Not big spankings, rather little things – like anytime I bent over in his presents, anytime I walked by naked, basically anytime his hand and my butt were anywhere close to one another. Now he mostly hangs out in the kitchen where he loves to reach for those handy pervertables.
But yesterday Spanky was back with a reason. I love reasons, but I think this one was a stretch. Show of hands, how many of you have been spanked for telling your husband good-night? I mean really!
Nick has, what is to me, a strange schedule. He gets up in the middle of the night and goes to work. He gets up between 3:30 and 4:00 in the morning. He leaves the house between 4:30 and 5:00. I like him to tell me by as he’s leaving, even though I’m barely awake. I usually answer, “Love you.” He tells me it sometimes takes him saying good-by several times before it penetrates my sleeping state.
The other morning he says, “By, I’m leaving now” and in my sleepy, near comatose state I muttered, “Night, night” and rolled back over for another two and a half to three hours of blissful sleep.
Evidentially, telling your hard-working husband, leaving for work well before dawn, ‘night, night’ is a no-no. Spanky made this known to me just before we were heading out the other night. Yes, ol’ Spanky just pops up where you least expect him.
But Nick did turn to me as he headed to bed last night to wish me a cheerful good morning!
Now my husband has one more distinct personality. I’ll tell you about him Monday.
I'm really beginning to get jealous of this new Nick.
ReplyDeleteHe worth being jealous over.
Delete*grinning* you guys sure have a full house over there with all the different personalities under one roof!
ReplyDeleteWe may need to pitch tents.
Delete... I'm with Fondles ... you might need an addition to the house to make room for everyone ;)) ... happy for you that communicating, including sleep mumbling, AND spanking continues to happen ... nj ... xx
ReplyDeleteA house addition... now that might be fun!
DeletePK,
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud at the title alone!
And then him telling you good morning when it was time to go to sleep. HAHAHAHA
Thanks for the smile and laugh this morning! Windy
I love Nick's sense of humor. Sarcasm is my favorite form of communication.
DeleteMaybe all those personalities need a room where all those spankings happen!
ReplyDeleteMy hubby has the same schedule! Crazy huh?
It is crazy - it is nearly the middle of the night for me. A spanking room, huh? We should be able to use any room in the house.
DeleteFun post, PK, happy the spankings are aplenty for you right now.
ReplyDelete--Baker
They do pop up occasionally!
DeleteSpnaky man is great. Love this little post.
ReplyDeleteWish he was around a little more often.
Deletecute...hope spanky man visits more often for you Hugs
ReplyDeleteThat Spanky is a good fellow.
DeleteHi PK, I'm with Fondles too lol. This made me giggle. Nick sure does keep strange hours! Hope Spanky shows up more often :)
ReplyDeleteHugs
Roz
He's always has gone to work way before I usually get up.
DeleteDoesn't really matter which particular Nick is on at the time, as long as there are lots of spankings, I know you will be happy.
ReplyDeleteAnd when you're happy, that makes me happy, too!!
Ella
Thanks Ella! We do have our good days.
DeleteThis was so cute! Spanky sounds like a lot of fun. Can't wait till Monday to hear about the next personality living in your house!
ReplyDeleteRosie Dee
We are tripping over people here!
DeleteYour Nick sounds like a pretty good guy. There are many reasons to spank and saying goodnight has just been added to the list. This was a funny one!
ReplyDeleteHe is a great guy. I like it when he adds these things. But then... well I'll wait and complain Monday.
DeleteHi PK, I am glad you are having fun with all these men you live with!
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
It fun all right. But you know how one man can sometimes mean trouble - imagine a whole house full!
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