I hope I’m never arrested

I watch a lot of crime shows.  I like SVU and NCIS for fiction. Criminal Minds was too much for me, to gory and graphic. But I like the true crime solving shows – Dateline, Forensic Files, sometimes 20/20 and 48 Hours. Although in truth they are probably the reason I tend to panic if Mollie doesn’t answer texts within minutes, I’m working on it.

But I know one of the tool used in crime solving is the search of what the suspects has searched on his or her computer. Then I realize my searches might just be a little suspicious themselves. Because of the different stories I write and because of some dark books I sometimes contemplate writing, I’ve researched a wide variety of topics.

Some of the tamer one would include

·      Spanking 

·      Domestic discipline

·      Bondage

·      Anal discipline

·      Spanking implements

·      Alternative adult discipline

·      Best treatment for bruises

I’ve also searched

·      Whips

·      Floggers

·      Riding crops

·      Dogging bats

·      Paddles

·      Canes

·      Straps 

·      Nipple clamps

·      Ball gags

·      Cuffs 

And then I’ve touched on a few other things

·      How to get away with kidnapping

·      Penalties for kidnapping

·      What’s the charge for shooting into an occupied dwelling

·      Suicide prevention

·      Domestic abuse

·      Bigamy

·      Penalties for assisting a prison escape

·      Murder vs manslaughter

The list really goes on and on. So I’m trying to stay on the right side of the law. I’m not sure what they would make of this, but I do know I’d rather not have to explain it all. 

Do you have anything you’d have to explain away on your search history?