I have to remember that not everyone has a dirty/kinky mind like I do. It might save me some embarrassment! It has been hot as blazes here this week so we have been in the pool quite a bit. Wednesday afternoon after swimming we found ourselves back in the bedroom. Nick had been working hard all day so I thought he could use a little attention. We were in the middle of things when the phone rang. Now normally we would have ignored it but Nick saw that it was our neighbor and she had to know we were both home.
He handed me the phone and Neighbor asked “Did I catch you right in the middle of cooking supper?” then she laughed – my reputation for never cooking is well known in the real world too. But I was able to answer truthfully “Actually I am cooking!” Well I was, just not food!
She said “When you get done come over, I brought home that schedule you asked for and you can see what we’ve done to the house.” Well Nick and I were soon back to business and I pretty much forgot about the call. As I was getting dressed Nick reminded me to go next door.
As I left he said “Now if she asks what you were cooking tell her you can’t remember the receipt but you husband was completely satisfied!”
I got my paper and admired what they had been doing to their house but as I was leaving I ran into her husband outside. He looked up from washing his car and asked “PK what have you all been doing at your house?”
I froze. I couldn’t believe he had asked such a question. I know they are in bed at night before we ever skinny dip. We don’t ever spank outside so I know he couldn’t have ever heard a thing! Our housed are not all that close together and our bedroom is on the far side from them and it was none of his business anyway!! I just stared at him and could feel myself blushing.
He just kept staring at me with an innocent expression on his face until I finally realized that he was asking what kind of remodeling we were doing. I guess I need to get my mind out of the bedroom. Then again Nick and I like it there so I probably won’t change.