When I first come out to Nick as a spanko I let my mind go wild. I saw spanking implements everywhere! I remember Christmas shopping that first year. I saw belts and slippers. I spotted hair brushes, bath brushes, and lint brushes. I saw spatulas and wooden spoons of all shapes sizes and thicknesses. I noticed rulers, fly swatters, leather dog collars, ping pong paddle and a few other toys that boasted one kind of paddle or another. And if you’ll ride through our mountains and look in some of the gift shops you’ll find actually paddles, usually with cute sayings on them. I’m telling you everything that could possibly be used to spank caught my eye.
I’ve calmed down some. I can look at a belt or a hairbrush and not blush or giggle when I think of it’s more fun uses. But something caught my attention the other day! Never before had I seen a paddle advertised on Good Morning America Deals and Steals. But here it is…
They claim it’s a grill cleaner. Sure, it’s possible I guess. But thats sure not what I saw. Do you think Nick could use one for Father’s Day?
I hear you PK, I see spanking implements everywhere! LoL.
ReplyDeleteI love this. Could be a bit difficult to use as a spanking implement given the handle, but definitely worth a go :)
Hugs
Roz
I think it would be better for a swat that a real spanking.
DeleteI saw a display of those in Walmart last summer and thought it would be a great gag gift. It's really too heavy to be a good spanking paddle, except in fun. I might get Ron one for his birthday.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Hermione
I do hear it's a good grill scraper. And fun to look at.
DeleteIt looks hurtful.
ReplyDeleteI have no doubt it would be.
DeleteThat looks like it'll really hurt!
ReplyDeleteI'll let you know!
DeleteFun gift. I'd buy one for P for the BBQ as would be fun to see it handing there.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
That's what I was thinking!
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