want anyone to hurt themselves while reading this but I had a pretty shocking Saturday. Mollie was babysitting; Nick and I had hours and hours to ourselves. The weather was cold and rainy, perfect for staying in bed and cuddling. So do you have a thought for how I spent my Saturday? I spent all day cleaning!! (Grace I do hope you were sitting, take a minute to get your breath and read on.)The strangest thing was I wanted to do it. When I don’t feel rushed and I have a good reason to clean I can do a pretty good job. My family is coming here for Christmas so I want to decorate a little more. I thought it might be better to have a clean slate to start from. I think it worked. The tree is up and beautiful! Now I’m trying to get a few more things out.
We’re
having a big Christmas dinner with Nick’s family on Christmas Eve and my big extended family the day after Christmas so I was just planning to have deli sandwiches and chips on Christmas day when my sister and her family will be here. But no, Mollie didn’t think that was appropriate. She said that we should have a real Christmas dinner here on Christmas day and she would be in charge! Suits me, you know about my cooking skills. In fact I have used my special skills – I contacted two of the finest cooks in blogland – Eva and Theresa, and got some recipes for her. See I have talent too, I can email!But back to my weekend for the moment, I don’t want you to think we wasted all our time alone. Mollie babysat on Friday night too. Nick and I curled up in the bed and watched the last video I had ordered a while back. Now while I think watching spanking videos can be a lot of fun, I’m still not overly impressed with the plots and story lines. However, these videos still do produce a nice affect. We were pretty much able to take over at the end of the video and create our own story line. Our dialog was much better and the special effects! Wow! They were very special!
Now I have three goals for retirement. I want to write a book, I want to be an advice columnist (not that I’m smart enough but I’ve always wanted to be one) and now I want to write believable spanking video and direct them. I know I could do a better job than some of the ones we’ve seen.
That was my Saturday; I hope yours was as much fun.
Ahhh my fav, a woman with goals and a motivated daughter; who knows what might happen! Impressive PK - love your idea of advice columnist - you've got the best balance of wisdom & wit. You've certainly kept me from jumping off the high walls more than a few times! hugs, KL
ReplyDeleteYou guys have to play in the movie too! We do Christmas dinner.country ham..turkey ..the works..
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see PK's spanking video. I'm sure it'll a good storyline, an interesting plot and a lot of good, hard spankings followed by, well, a shot of the fire burning in the fireplace. LOL.
ReplyDeleteFD
PK, sounds like you had a great day, and Mollie sounds like a keeper. :D
ReplyDeleteI think FD had an idea, but I have a better, your spanking film should end with your butt enhanced with billowing clouds of steam and crackling, leaping flames. :D
I'm evil, I am.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.
I think your three goals ROCK! Much more exciting than mine.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Hermione
Sounds like it is going to be one fine Christmas!
ReplyDeleteHuggs!
Theresa
Great goals PK.
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of an advice columnist, think you would be very good at it and yes as mthc says you will both have to star in your
movie :)
Love.
Ronnie
xx
KL,
ReplyDeleteThanks for you vote of confidence. Now I just want to hurry up and retire and get started.
Mthc,
ROFLMAO, come on girl you've see me. Nick maybe but never me!!
FD,
You have the idea down perfectly!
Paul!
Not a bad ending at all but we need to have a pretty young spanking model playing the part!
And you are right about Mollie, she is a keeper and the man that finally gets her will have a true prize!
Hermione,
Two of those goals I've had for a long time, making videos is a fairly new one. I think I BETTER be retired before I try that!
Theresa,
Thanks for the recipe I'll let everyone know how everything turns out.
Ronnie,
Who knows what will happen but I will say becoming an advice columnist is much more likely that becoming a movie star!! I won't hold my breath for either.