Well, well, well… about our beach trip. I guess you should read Minelle’s version first. Not that you should believe a word she says. Her art work – fantastic, her reporting of the facts – weak. I want to tell you all a little about our trip, but Sunny saying, ‘What happens at the beach, stays at the beach.’ is a valid point, except for the fact that I tell everything out here.
Let me see if I can cover the basic facts. Three girlfriends went to the beach together. There was a lot of talking about boys, mostly those we’d married. Most was very complimentary, with just a little good-natured griping thrown in (that was mostly Sunny and me, not Katie). There was some good eating, some drinking, a little cussing, there was some nudity, some flashing on the beach, there was drug use, and new toys to fantasize/worry about.
Are you picturing girls gone wild yet? It’s all true, I swear – though I will say that the drug use consisted of drugs for high blood pressure, and heart burn on my part. I think Sunny and Katie's drug use was equally dull. Sigh… perhaps ‘wild’ doesn’t exactly describe our actions. But it really was great. You would have thought we’d known each forever. I’d been lucky enough to meet both these ladies before, but even for the two of them there was no ‘getting to know you’. The blogs had done it for us all.
Here are a few pictures for you to enjoy and then I give you a few facts I learned.
First fact Katie is probably the sweetest of us, then again she has to be – she still has a child at home and her dear husband will spank for real should she ever need it. Sunny and I, well… we’re sweet in our own more sarcastic way as we are certainly free from the threat of any real discipline, again sigh…
Another fact is that if Sunny wants more spanking she should wear the PJs she got for this trip around Ray. I wanted to swat her every time I saw her in them and I’m not a spanker! I don’t know what it was but she should certainly wear them at home.
There are two other facts I uncovered, the first is Sunny snores – very gently and lady like, but she snores. The second is that she lies, because she says I snore too. I don’t know why this particular untruth keeps coming up; Nick sometimes lies about it too. Shame on them.
There were a few gifts exchanged and I’ll show them and give a report on their use another day but I was very impressed with the coffee mugs Katie brought us. I think the saying on the cup should be the motto of blogland.
Good Friends are like stars.
You don't always see them, but you know
they're always there...