The other day Rogue asked Jared to read one of my posts (thanks Rogue) and while reading Jared asked her what pervertables were. I have to tell you that pervertables are one of my favorite subjects. They are, of course, any item that has a vanilla purpose the can be ‘perverted’ into a spanking toy. I’m glad we have so many places on the internet to buy real spanking implements but pervertables are just so darn much fun. We all know about things like belts, hairbrushes and wooden spoons but here are some other ideas you might like.
Ruler - Depending on what it's made of can create quite a sting.
Spatula - These hard plastic one can make a real impression!
Backscratcher - This stings way more than you would think it would from looking at it.
Slipper - Haven't really tried this one. Nick doesn't wear slippers.
Dowel rod - These sting like hell! Way too cane like for my taste but Nick still keep one by the bed.
Bungee cord - When used like a loopy Johnny I hear that this is formidable!
Dog collar - I think this one speak for itself.
Paint stirrer - These are kinda nice. Good sound, some sting, but not too much in the way of pain.
Fly swatter - I'm guessing that many of us remember these from when we were kids and it usually got used on the bare legs rather than our behinds back then.
Bath brush- Painful!!! I think that they're pretty but damn they HURT!
Ping pong paddle - Hard to explain if you don't have a table but it people aren't thinking too hard they won't be surprised to see it lying around.
Foam sword - and my most interesting and favorite pervertable our sword from Disney World. It's just the right combination of sting and thud. It's perfect for a serious good girl.
Lets do some sharing. I would love to hear what you favorite pervertables are!
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